Sex or Poo?

[[PS]Mung]

I love a good Poo.
Especially the ones that make your eyeballs roll.
Very much like sex, which is equally , if not more, pleasurable.
Although I tend to make more noise during sex.
Also a bad poo can be painful, and sex (if done correctly) is never painful.
Plus watching sex (porn) is enjoyable, but I'm never tempted to watch people having a shit.

 

[sonicyouth]

Originally posted by [PS]Mung
I'm never tempted to watch people having a shit.

Not even if it was a really fit bird ?

 

[The Kingpin]

Morning fart > first poo...

And sex > morning Shiaz'enhousen

 

[leggy]

Originally posted by [PS]Mung
but I'm never tempted to watch people having a shit.

WE didn't get the choice in the music forum earlier :/

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

The real question is... why are people in the UK so obsessed with their own crap/defecation in general?

said the cow.

 

[Embattle]

I guess if the rumours are true about some of you lot a good shit last longer

 

[Maljonic]

I mostly see taking a shit as a bit of an inconvenience; something I'd rather not do but have no choice... agree with Dolly on the wee wee though, sometimes can be great. Haven't had sex for over two years now, memory beginning to fade....

 

[sonicyouth]

Married?

 

[Ch3tan]

Originally posted by ECA
He doesnt have to pay to take a shit

Pot, kettle, black anyone?

 

[Maljonic]

Originally posted by sonicyouth
Married?

not any more...

 

[]SK[]

A crap lasts longer tbh

 

[Ch3tan]

That depends enitirly on your diet, metabolism and proness to premature ejaculation SK.

 

[dysfunction]

It looks like some blokes would rather watch football than have sex...

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-12719671,00.html






Idiots tbh

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by dysfunction
It looks like some blokes would rather watch football than have sex...

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-12719671,00.html






Idiots tbh

You may not have seen what their wives look like!!!

 

[Maljonic]

Originally posted by ]SK[
A crap lasts longer tbh

I definately wouldn't like going for a poo if it lasted as long as that!

 

[danger]

Kenny.... why? why? What was your inspiration for this post??!?!.... Wait... I don't wanna know!!!

 

[Tom]

Originally posted by WPKenny
What's better? Sex or the first poo of the day?

You have more than one poo a day?

 

[danger]

Did this thread count in his daily poo count? Or is it only the poo that comes out his ass?

 

[Wij]

Re: Re: Sex or Poo?

Originally posted by Tom.
You have more than one poo a day?

Twice a week is enough for me.

 

[[PS]Mung]

Re: Re: Re: Sex or Poo?

Originally posted by Wij
Twice a week is enough for me.

OMG imagine the state of your colon!

 

[Wij]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Sex or Poo?

Originally posted by [PS]Mung
OMG imagine the state of your colon!

Why imagine ? Have a look.

 

[[PS]Mung]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Sex or Poo?

Originally posted by Wij
Why imagine ? Have a look.

I can't see anything, your heads in the way.

 

[dysfunction]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Sex or Poo?

Originally posted by [PS]Mung
I can't see anything, your heads in the way.

:chortle:

 

[Wij]

No, that's your bell. It's not my fault it has sticky-out bits.

 

[Wij]

Your lid.

 

[Tom]

Your 'German Helmet'

 

[Meatballs]

Originally posted by FatBusinessman
Sex. No question.

And one thing to consider about the pleasures of defecation: while Sliders can and do happen, Squidgers, Runners, Burners and even Splatters also occur.

I'm sure that has a parallel with sex, but I really hope it doesn't use the same terminology...

a splatter before work makes you feel unclean for hours after

 

[Wilier]

I seem to be the only one in our office who can announce
"right, Im off for a shit"

Then be back in the office within 2 minutes.

Everyone else takes fecking ages. I guess, like Laz, I tend to hold onto it until it becomes painfull and the old tortoise is seeing the light before I go, then sit, shit and clean in one smooth action.

 

[Wilier]

..............actually, Id like (with Kenny's permission) to throw another choice into the poll.

Going for a piss, just after sex?

Feels like your coming all over again. :great:

 

[GDW]

Your just easily satisfied