Rant Scammed.

[ECA]

Don't contact him via his alternate email until you have the new one he'll setup! And don't put anything about him om here, or he'll find it via a google search.

There's plenty of things that could be done to him, but the police know you've been ripped off by him, so you'd probably be no. 1 suspect.

I'm pretty sure the dozens of other people he's scammed could be counted as suspects also

 

[Ctuchik]

I'm pretty sure the dozens of other people he's scammed could be counted as suspects also

sure, but how many of them went to the police with the entire life history of the guy?

 

[Damini]

Heh. What can I say? I'm thorough.

 

[Jupitus]

Has he got a tiny willy? I bet he has....

 

[Jupitus]

Ooo... in fact, give nameage so we can register xxxxxhasatinywilly.com

 

[Will]

That only works if you scam google so the site is the first hit when you type in his name.

 

[Jupitus]

That only works if you scam google so the site is the first hit when you type in his name.

I'm sure we have the expertise required around here someplace, no?

 

[Chilly]

~volunteers~

 

[Shagrat]

I officially christen all those involved as the new founding board members of the FHBI

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

There's plenty of things that could be done to him, but the police know you've been ripped off by him, so you'd probably be no. 1 suspect.

Go watch Strangers on a Train. Then watch Throw Momma From The Train.

All we need now is a train, a bad script and an address.

We're so fucking made of win.

 

[00dave]

How about we take the Dexter approach

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

How about we take the Dexter approach

Well thats the bad script taken care of.

 

[Krakatau]

I'm sure we have the expertise required around here someplace, no?

Yes

 

[Damini]

Well, I went to the police station yesterday to make a statement. The police man made it very clear that when it goes to court, and they are optimistic that it will, I will have to travel all the way up North to appear, and am I sure I wanted to pursue this?

Abso-fucking-lutely. They've obviously not encountered an Arnold before. We make mules look laid back.

So, does anyone here live in Lichfield? What is there to do there other than glare at sixteen year olds with giant noses? Might as well make a day trip of it. Pack a lunch and some vengeance in a bag, and enjoy the experience.

 

[JingleBells]

Well, I went to the police station yesterday to make a statement. The police man made it very clear that when it goes to court, and they are optimistic that it will, I will have to travel all the way up North to appear, and am I sure I wanted to pursue this?

Abso-fucking-lutely. They've obviously not encountered an Arnold before. We make mules look laid back.

So, does anyone here live in Lichfield? What is there to do there other than glare at sixteen year olds with giant noses? Might as well make a day trip of it. Pack a lunch and some vengeance in a bag, and enjoy the experience.

Ah southerners

 

[taB]

So, FH meet in Lichfield then and bring your own rotten fruit

 

[Damini]

Heh, yeah, you could all turn up to court with me.

"Oh those? Those are just my posse of militant nerds."

REPRESENT!!

 

[Damini]

We should totally LARP the event. He wouldn't know what the hell to think.

I would like to call my character witness, Roo Stercogburn, Magus.

 

[Malecheon]

So, does anyone here live in Lichfield? What is there to do there other than glare at sixteen year olds with giant noses? Might as well make a day trip of it. Pack a lunch and some vengeance in a bag, and enjoy the experience.

I grew up near Lichfield and there's f' all to do around there. It's the birthplace of Samuel Johnson, and I think there is a museum there, but that's about it. There is some great countryside in the area though, so it's a nice place to chill out with a picnic or go for a country stroll, but that's about it.

 

[Damini]

Marvellous. I'll have to make my own fun. I'll self appoint myself as court artist, and then draw everyone being raped by dinosoars.

 

[Chilly]

that sounds a shitload more entertaining that the NL meet next year. Sign me up!

 

[Malecheon]

Depending on the timing of the court appearance, there is a direct train link from Lichfield right into Birmingham New St., so you could always find something better to do in Brum.

 

[russell]

GO Damini GO :england: Dont let the tosser get away with scamming people. He will rue the day he messed with an Arnold.

 

[Uara]

FH meet in court hmmmmmm sounds interesting

 

[Chilly]

court then pub to celebrate - sounds like a fantastic day out.

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

We should totally LARP the event. He wouldn't know what the hell to think.

I would like to call my character witness, Roo Stercogburn, Magus.

I can provide alibis for everyone now that I'm getting better with Adobe CS4 so long as everyone diets enough to look like stick people before the trial.

 

[Jupitus]

<snip> glare at sixteen year olds with giant noses?<snip>

Better make it www.xxxHasAMassiveHooterButTinyWilly.com

Givem 'em hell, Dams... I might pop aloong as Grimaldi, Gnome Mage Extraordinaire!!!

 

[Bahumat]

Better make it www.xxxHasAMassiveHooterButTinyWilly.com

Givem 'em hell, Dams... I might pop aloong as Grimaldi, Gnome Mage Extraordinaire!!!

Haha I can picture it now!

My name is Jupitus, and I am a MAGE!

YouTube - World of Warcraft Commercial - Stephen Hawking

 

[strangely brown]

The police station in Lichfield is on a road called "Rotten Row"...

 

[Litmus]

Well, I went to the police station yesterday to make a statement. The police man made it very clear that when it goes to court, and they are optimistic that it will, I will have to travel all the way up North to appear, and am I sure I wanted to pursue this?

Abso-fucking-lutely. They've obviously not encountered an Arnold before. We make mules look laid back.

So, does anyone here live in Lichfield? What is there to do there other than glare at sixteen year olds with giant noses? Might as well make a day trip of it. Pack a lunch and some vengeance in a bag, and enjoy the experience.

I live hmm about 8 miles away from Lichfield, unfortunately my knowledge on the local 16 year old's inst really up to scratch :<