Russell? Where art thou?

[Fuggz]

Where she gone?

Not seen her since I tried to chat her up?

If she don't show soon I will be forced to write endless poems and feature solo after guitar solo, and you know how painful those can be.

Oh where are you Russell? (is that with 2 lls?)

I bet she gone back to her husband. Oh why am I destined to live my life on my ownsome? Cruel cruel destiny.

I gonna practise my chat up lines from now on - be less forceful. All you lovers out there should pay attention to my posts regarding this issue from now on.

Short poem is deff called for:

Love is but a fleeting thing - not for the sane
Fleet here fleet there - so much pain
Tis like a love of chocolate you knows
You loves it but hell your arse sure grows
Be better if it tastes like s***
Cos you can eats too much of it
Be better for your ed and waistline too
Love is like an untamed animal - better off in the zoo
Too bed I go to ponder more
Wake up with my ed sore
Why? well I trained hard and drunk some booze
I so tired - I needs to snooze
Maybe tomorrow will bring fresh news on Russell
Prob from her husband wanting to wrestle
Life is so very complicated
See woman - go get mated
Tis the best way me thinks
Cos wooing stinks
Am knackered now and bed I go
Love is like training - like reps you know
Sometimes fast - sometimes slow
In the end though twill grow
What the fook am I talking about
I would like to know!

Bed!

 

[TdC]

FreddysHouse, now with free eStalker! Get yours today!

 

[Fuggz]

Where the women at?

 

[Overdriven]

*Wants free eStalker* Better than an iStalker. Less pre-requiements to get one.

 

[Amanita]

*Wants free eStalker* Better than an iStalker. Less pre-requiements to get one.

And I gather you don't have to buy loads of accesories either.

 

[Urgluf]

nerds

 

[Fuggz]

Hey who hacked my account?

I knows I is famous but to try and discredit me by posting stuff like this is beyond words. Whoever it was though does show promise in the poem writing. Own up - who was it?

Tis a wonder he or she didn't get me banned!

 

[Overdriven]

And I gather you don't have to buy loads of accesories either.

Though you'd still probably have to do things in order to get it to work properly.

 

[Morphius]

YouTube - Boy Better Know - Too Many Man (Full CDQ)

 

[megadave]

hacked your account, that old excuse...

 

[Lamp]

this thread is like rolling around a vat of mayonaise with laddey's naked mum

 

[Fuggz]

Hey I like that YouTube video.

Too many men - too many men
We need some more girls in here

Too many men - too many men
We need some more girls in here

Too many men - too many men
We need some more girls in here

Too many men - too many men
We need some more girls in here

Too many men - too many men
Rolling around a vat of mayonaise with laddey's naked mum

Too many men - too many men
Rolling around a vat of mayonaise with laddey's naked mum

Too many men - too many men
Rolling around a vat of mayonaise with laddey's naked mum

Too many men - too many men
Rolling around a vat of mayonaise with laddey's naked mum

Yeah!

hacked your account, that old excuse...

Wasn't you was it Megadave? After I gave you a rep point too...

 

[megadave]

no it was obviously you when you were drunk

 

[Overdriven]

Or in love, love, love.

 

[Ch3tan]

love and obsession are not the same thing Od

 

[Fuggz]

no it was obviously you when you were drunk

Blame Megadave for this post. He sure seems suspicious to me. Shifty. Born Freddyshouse account hacker if ever I saw one...

 

[Overdriven]

I'm going to blame Jizzy Crizzie. *Nod*

 

[Ezteq]

but we still have not solved the mystery of where Ruskie is have we?...we have just established that fuggz is a bit poetic *cough* and lamp has some very odd ideas about condiments.

 

[old.user4556]

wtf is this?

saw the thread title and was perturbed tbh.

 

[Yoni]

I find it kind of amusing, although Fuggz stalking a woman on the internet is not recommended in order to win her heart you know.....

 

[Edmond]

someone stalking a person is not recommended full stop

 

[Fuggz]

someone stalking a person is not recommended full stop

I must apologize for this post. I have the most appalling sense of humour. To my mind this post is hillarious but I can see how others might not think so. My sense of humour has gotten me in a lot of trouble on forums - especially this one. It is unleashed in all it's fury when I have had a few glasses of something or other.

No way is this post about stalking. Just view it as light hearted fun if that is possible. If you don't know me then you might be unsettled but if you did you would just laugh it off - I think.

No offense intended and I will endeavour to cut all ties with this forum - and booze (only takes a can or 2 for my damn sense of mischief to take over) - from now on as I can't be trusted on either.

 

[Overdriven]

someone stalking a person is not recommended full stop

jealous.

 

[TdC]

YouTube - Random Demyx jealousy song?

 

[megadave]

i hope i dont end up middle aged, alone, and strange

 

[Overdriven]

i hope i dont end up middle aged, alone, and strange

You've already accomplished the latter Only two more!

 

[Fuggz]

i hope i dont end up middle aged, alone, and strange

You want to be careful. You could end up a lot worse: middle aged, alone, strange, still naive and without my sense of humour. You are right in the shit then.

 

[russell]

Ok enough now.
You say 'appalling sense of humour'. I say a tad creepy.
You dont need to leave FH, but you do need to get a grip.

 

[Huntingtons]

i vote we all stalk eachother tbh!

 

[fettoken]

i vote we all stalk eachother tbh!

You can start by giving me your msn address...