Rise & Fall of Forum

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by Perplex
Shame, I've always said quality, not quantity

Thot that was what the g/friend said ?

 

[Perplex]

not at all mon amie If you can have quality AND quantity, all the better

 

[MYstIC G]

Originally posted by Perplex
lol

I try my best

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by *Exor*


That's exactly what I'm saying.

How often have you seen posts, even threads, about becoming a Deity and the like, how many more posts they have to get, how long it's taken....followed by a load "splooodges and unfs" to increment their post count.

I've seen it loads, if you haven't I'm not sure what forum you've actually been reading.

Believe me, that's not to increase post count. Knock a couple of thousand off me, I wouldn't care. Well not that much

When a thread descends into a *action* fest it's just cos we find it funny and it generally happens when there's nothing useful left to say. Plain *uNF*s and *SPLUUDGE*s are pretty rare and the *action*s tend to get varied and fiddled with to produce a new twist on the theme to help raise a little smile Plus, they're not half as common as they were a few weeks ago.

And I DON'T have access to IRC at work thx

 

[Damini]

I came, I saw, I had a fairly good giggle, liked the humour, went boss eyed at the computer references, but generally thought this place was rather neat. But then I read this thread and fear grips me, so Im packing my belongings in a hankerchief, tying them to a stick and wandering off bare foot to new places. I don't know the etiquette of this place, I dont get the rules, and I don't want to be ruining a site, or end up on the toastey side of a royal flaming. Trouble is, where to go? Type in message+board in yahoo and do you know what the first thing is that pops up? Female Genital Mutilation Network and Message Board. This seems vaguely more exciting than the Northeast Paddler Message Board, but only in a morbid sense. So I'll leave, these cumbersome breasts only make typing difficult anyway, but if anyone can point me to somewhere that doesn't involve talking about menstrual cycles or paddles I would be apprecaitive. I have spare time to murder.

 

[Wij]

Come back plz. We can help with those cumbersome breasts

 

[Sir Frizz]

yer, we need more of them females here, i think * scares them away

*deleted because of fear of flaming

 

[Will]

What are you saying frizz? That allegation was thrown out of court.

Forum rules? There are none, except don't pimp stuff. That would be bad.So stay around, go on, you know you want to.

I have a catchy slogan to go with this - "Barrysworld Forums, they're better than the Female Genital Mutilation Network and Message Board."

 

[ShockingAlberto]

I went past my 666 post without noticing

Wait, this is spam, and caring about my post count is even worse...

 

[Wij]

But are they really ?

Come on. Female Genital Mutilation. You're tempted aintcha ?

 

[old.Kez]

I'm certainly curious :/

 

[Moving Target]

Originally posted by Wij
MT - get some prozac dude. You have become the most depressing individual I've ever seen on these boards. If Claudia Schiffer offered you a blow-job you'd probably say "No, you might use your teeth too much

I prefer brunettes

 

[Damini]

So what is Unfing? And Ziiiping? And splooges? It just seemed this thread got fairly heated and I don't *really* understand what the crimes are, and I don't want to be blunderbussing in here, speshly as the extent of my computer advice involves Ribena and prettypark.exe. It just struck me that this thread was a pretty good way of scaring new types off, and I've been frantically trying to translate Unf to see if I've been unfing... I'm still unsure. The only computer thing I could vaguely give advice on is UO, and since my greatest achievement in that so far has been to own a small army of cats that deserted when I ran too fast, and to accidently blow up my own horse in town, (and thats with an account forty months old), I think I'd be best keeping my mouth shut! I just don't want to be pussy footing about, in case I offend someones sense of decorum. I'd like to stick around, playing Solitaire all day has lost its fun, and hey, once you've seen one mutilated vagina website, you've seen em all, but if it means every post is analysed on the TWATometer (tm) for possible flammable properties, well, hunt me out on other sites. I'll be known wandering around the site already mentioned, asking for sowing tips

 

[*Exor*]

I think I fancy Damini!

 

[Will]

There is a TWATometer on the market?

Surely you can guess what an *unf* is? I'll give you a clue then... before an *unf* you normally get a *ziiiip*. Does that clear it all up?

And yes, this thread does seem designed to scare people off, but trust me Damini, you won't get any hassle here, since all the people here seem to love it when a woman actually turns up and posts (except Kez, who took a real dislike to Krissygirl16 for some reason).

 

[Damini]

Ahhh. I'm a bit slow on those things. I took it as U.N.F, and was trying to work out what it was an abbreviation for. Doh.

I'm poor at this level. I only worked out the two nuns in a bath joke last year or so. And I must have heard it when I was 12. I thought it was funny because one of the nuns was deaf, and didnt hear the question properly...

Maybe I can get a dictionairy to stop me being such a naive space cadet?

 

[*Exor*]

*hugs damini*

 

[Wij]

most of us are really nice. ignore the whingers dear

*hang around girl unnervingly*

 

[WPKenny]

Originally posted by *Exor*
I think I fancy Damini!

She's taken.

*flexes muscles (FULLSTOP)*



*edited to make it sound kind of like, more masculine-ish, sort of.

 

[Will]

Masculine "kind of way"? Sounds a little unsure to me.

 

[old.Kez]

Originally posted by ItchyTrigaFinga
except Kez, who took a real dislike to Krissygirl16 for some reason.

She had a DALnet stylism'd nick. I think thats reason enough.

U.N.F - Un-natural neck fondling.

Zip designates the un-doing of the high necked fleeces that are clearly worn to deter the UNF people :/

(or something, I'm far better at insulting, than doing shit roleplay humour)

 

[Will]

Originally posted by Kez
She had a DALnet stylism'd nick. I think thats reason enough.

Maybe she was being ironic? (I doubt it actually, but not being original in your nick is no crime) Hell, that's all in the past now anyway.

 

[Moving Target]

Originally posted by Damini
Maybe I can get a dictionairy to stop me being such a naive space cadet?

And for your spelling?

 

[Wij]

MT used a smilie ??

 

[Moving Target]

I only used it because people dont seem to get sarcasm round here i.e. I'm not flaming her, it's a joke

 

[Wij]

Well, keep em coming. Maybe one day you'll use a ''

 

[Damini]

lol. Kenny is flexing over me!

And I can use a little light roasting every now and then Mr MT I might just even enjoy it, in a masochistic nipple clampy kind of way... It's just when I first read this thread it seemed a bit like a retard hunt, with people slapping on the warpaint and loading up the potato gun, with the sound of two banjos playing in the distance.

 

[Daffeh]

Originally posted by ItchyTrigaFinga
And yes, this thread does seem designed to scare people off, but trust me Damini, you won't get any hassle here, since all the people here seem to love it when a woman actually turns up and posts (except Kez, who took a real dislike to Krissygirl16 for some reason).

his hetrophobia?

 

[xenon2000]

<---- I resisted making a fuss! Do I get a cookie?

 

[Perplex]

I wasn't trying to scare off new members of the boards, just lambasting the few that joined and seemed to think the forum is about accumulating post counts. It's not. It's a forum:

fo·rum (fôrm, fr-)
n. pl. fo·rums, also fo·ra (fôr, fr)

• The public square or marketplace of an ancient Roman city that was the assembly place for judicial activity and public business.
• A public meeting place for open discussion.
• A medium of open discussion or voicing of ideas, such as a newspaper or a radio or television program.
• A public meeting or presentation involving a discussion usually among experts and often including audience participation.
• A court of law; a tribunal.

Someone please point out where in that it says "somewhere to post useless inane drivel for the sake of gaining a ficticious and utterly pointless forum status, thinking people will suddenly respect you because you have spammed 'unf', 'spludge', or 'zip' 2000 times"