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?? It's a few seconds long?

Actually it lasted longer since that mic picked the peak only and he/she came back again 5 minutes later upon which I continued to hear it at a lower level as they raced along assorted back roads, which is highly annoying when you're trying to get to sleep. Add in the fact it seems excessively noisy and popping exhausts are becoming rather common.
 

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Pops and bangs are for kids, and shouldn't happen on a proper engine map, except for stupidly high end-driven badly.

We have similar here, decent 2-3 mile straight, wide country road.

I've ragged it a few times, it comes out of a 30, has a dip, and a rail bridge over the top, peak acceleration is under the bridge, makes my little hot hatch sound like Mad Max's car, I imagine the beemers sound divine.
 

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This fucking heat. Got a big family BBQ on Saturday, muggins will be cooking it, in (predicted) 30c
 

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Time to get the mini-skirt and thong underwear on then.
My niece's new BF is coming, so I am getting the tits apron out.

Ordered a new BBQ too, sister is bringing steak and some boar sausages, I am doing burgers and rolls.
 

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My niece's new BF is coming, so I am getting the tits apron out.
Sellotape a hankie on the apron where your cock will be and get someone to write "Muggins" on your forehead. So might as well go all in for such a special day, only twats would stand in front of a BBQ cooking food in 30C heat to be honest :)
 

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