Were you sat on your bike when you did that? Usually when you hurt yourself you're sat on your bike.
Well if he's offering hugs too I'll take it, very pissed off atmFor a cuddle or is the van broken down too?
for Moriath's sake ""
There's someone else like me out there! We have been here 3 years and I haven't used the oven or the hob!I'd be surprised if my wife ever burned her hand in the kitchen.. That would imply she actually fucking cooked once in a while
Take care. Hard shoulder = lethal!Broken down in my van by the M3. AA man is an hour away
What do you eat? Or does your other half do all the cooking?There's someone else like me out there! We have been here 3 years and I haven't used the oven or the hob!
I'm actually scared to walk about in London for fear of blowing away. its quite windy and I have to fly in a couple hours
I'm actually scared to walk about in London for fear of blowing away. its quite windy and I have to fly in a couple hours
I flew out from London earlier in the week hoping to avoid all the bad weather. Landed in San Jose (Silicon Valley) to torrential rain and the worst flooding in the area for 100 years. So much for sunny California.
Come & crash on my sofa, and i'll swaffle you in your sleepFlight cancelled and a plane went off the runway in Schiphol so....I'm back in LDN eating a curry
Come & crash on my sofa, and i'll swaffle you in your sleep
Yeah, why not. Come on overIs that an open invitation?
FFS, there goes the element of suprise!!Just remember that swaffle means dry anal sex in casa de Edmond..
Don't ask me how I know that