SPAM random annoying things

[CorNokZ]

I'd be surprised if my wife ever burned her hand in the kitchen.. That would imply she actually fucking cooked once in a while

 

[Tom]

Were you sat on your bike when you did that? Usually when you hurt yourself you're sat on your bike.

Well usually he hurts himself immediately after he's left the saddle.

 

[TdC]

 

[Edmond]

Broken down in my van by the M3. AA man is an hour away

 

[Raven]

For a cuddle or is the van broken down too?

for Moriath's sake ""

 

[Edmond]

For a cuddle or is the van broken down too?

for Moriath's sake ""

Well if he's offering hugs too I'll take it, very pissed off atm

 

[sayward]

I'd be surprised if my wife ever burned her hand in the kitchen.. That would imply she actually fucking cooked once in a while

There's someone else like me out there! We have been here 3 years and I haven't used the oven or the hob!

 

[sayward]

Broken down in my van by the M3. AA man is an hour away

Take care. Hard shoulder = lethal!

 

[Moriath]

There's someone else like me out there! We have been here 3 years and I haven't used the oven or the hob!

What do you eat? Or does your other half do all the cooking?

 

[Raven]

My wife does fuck all cooking, she struggles to do beans on toast.

I don't mind though because I quite enjoy it.

 

[Moriath]

Welit it mostly. I guess she does a bit more than me.

Some nice american / mexican stuff she can whip up. And i taught her english and italians.

 

[Ormorof]

My good frying pan is finally done, now only have a little dinky IKEA one thats not much use beyond pancakes

 

[MYstIC G]

Not being able to make it tonight to annoy @Ch3tan & @TdC

 

[caLLous]

"Oh no I can't make it to this obviously privately arranged meeting. Best tell everyone about it."

 

[Scouse]

@TdC will never have made it. He'd have been hit by a bus or something.

For some reason I think @Ch3tan wouldn't be there either - prolly can't find the door to his house 'cause of wearing shades indoors.

It'll just be @Deebs on his todd Meg

 

[TdC]

I'm actually scared to walk about in London for fear of blowing away. its quite windy and I have to fly in a couple hours

 

[Moriath]

Get home quicker anyway. Hope yr flight isnt cancelled

 

[Hawkwind]

video to watch before your flight

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHXLj-5z2EU

 

[old.user4556]

Still safer than the drive to airport.

 

[DaGaffer]

I'm actually scared to walk about in London for fear of blowing away. its quite windy and I have to fly in a couple hours

Was up at 6 this morning as the kids' trampoline decided to make a bid for freedom. Resecuring that fucker in 80mph wind was - interesting.

 

[TdC]

Flight cancelled and a plane went off the runway in Schiphol so....I'm back in LDN eating a curry

 

[Zarjazz]

I'm actually scared to walk about in London for fear of blowing away. its quite windy and I have to fly in a couple hours

I flew out from London earlier in the week for work and was hoping to avoid all the bad weather. Landed in San Jose (Silicon Valley) to torrential rain and the worst flooding in the area for 100 years. So much for sunny California.

 

[Exioce]

Standing room only on the East Coast train home. Next to the toilet.
Devoured a multipack of G&Ts to get me through it.

 

[TdC]

I flew out from London earlier in the week hoping to avoid all the bad weather. Landed in San Jose (Silicon Valley) to torrential rain and the worst flooding in the area for 100 years. So much for sunny California.

lol dude, harsh hope you make it through!

 

[Edmond]

Flight cancelled and a plane went off the runway in Schiphol so....I'm back in LDN eating a curry

Come & crash on my sofa, and i'll swaffle you in your sleep

 

[georgie]

Come & crash on my sofa, and i'll swaffle you in your sleep

Is that an open invitation?

 

[Raven]

*books tickets*

 

[Edmond]

Is that an open invitation?

Yeah, why not. Come on over

 

[CorNokZ]

Just remember that swaffle means dry anal sex in casa de Edmond..

Don't ask me how I know that

 

[Edmond]

Just remember that swaffle means dry anal sex in casa de Edmond..

Don't ask me how I know that

FFS, there goes the element of suprise!!