SPAM random annoying things

[megadave]

short people > tall people

they don't get in the way, you can see right over them and they're not hideously gangly

 

[caLLous]

short people > tall people

Ok that just plain doesn't make sense.

 

[Raven]

lower centre of gravity.

 

[Lamp]

The 7:30pm deadline for purchasing lottery tickets.

 

[old.user4556]

Something that's really annoying me lately:

Facebook contacts who change their profile picture to a baby, toddler or an ultrasound scan.

OK, YOU'VE GOT CHILDREN, WHO GIVES A FUCK? What is the point? Your profile is your profile, not your kid's profile, so why have an blurry pointless ultrasound picture or a stupid sleeping newborn?

 

[caLLous]

I bet all her female friends were cooing over it as well. :\

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Something that's really annoying me lately:

Facebook contacts who change their profile picture to a baby, toddler or an ultrasound scan.

OK, YOU'VE GOT CHILDREN, WHO GIVES A FUCK? What is the point? Your profile is your profile, not your kid's profile, so why have an blurry pointless ultrasound picture or a stupid sleeping newborn?

Similarly hate people that put up pics of animals or celebs as their profile picture. FUNNILY ENOUGH YOU AREN'T RYAN SEACREST.

 

[caLLous]

I have a friend whose default picture is of Torres holding up his shirt when he signed for Chelsea. I mean, I would've changed that by now just out of embarrassment more than anything else.

Anyway, that first day when you wake up with that twinge of a blocked feeling in your nose and you know there is a cold incoming.

 

[eksdee]

Running out of Nutella.

 

[Billargh]

Headaches

 

[Lamp]

Jumping under the shower only to find the Mrs has used all the hot water

 

[mooSe_]

cannon rushes

 

[TdC]

traffic queues in completely random and illogical places

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Stress headaches.

 

[Raven]

Arial font in excel documents

 

[CorNokZ]

When you are expecting a great orgasm, but when you actually cum it is just 'meh'

 

[Aoami]

Deliveries not arriving on time. GF is away for 2 weeks and I have no pc. What am I going to do?

 

[CorNokZ]

posting without a pc? Skillz bro

 

[DaGaffer]

posting without a pc? Skillz bro

Hardly.

 

[CorNokZ]

*facepalms as I've been posting from my iPhone all day*

 

[Aoami]

Failcorn on the cob

 

[CorNokZ]

I blame the technology the kids have these days!

 

[TdC]

so weak orgasms and fear of technology? what else has happened since you moved to Spain?

 

[old.Tohtori]

so weak orgasms and fear of technology? what else has happened since you moved to Spain?

Well he did wake up with mayo and chorizos, so mayobumwank seems to be the course

 

[Gwadien]

Spain is a nation of fail - Just look at the Spanish Amarda for arguements sake - that supports their quest in faildom.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Spanish Amarda

Doesn't look like fail to me

 

[Gwadien]

Doesn't look like fail to me

That little ship in the middle being british, and the outside ships being spanish, and the little ship in the middle winning; that's fail

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yeah but you said Amarda, Amarda has two lovely ships in the middle.

 

[Gwadien]

Yeah but you said Amarda, Amarda has two lovely ships in the middle.

Im american, I have an excuse.

 

[CorNokZ]

so weak orgasms and fear of technology? what else has happened since you moved to Spain?

Where do you know this from!? Get out of my head!