SPAM random annoying things

[Embattle]

Honorary Degrees, Doctorates, etc.

 

[Overdriven]

27c at 8pm.

 

[Scouse]

27c at 8pm.

15c at 12pm

 

[MYstIC G]

When your kid get sick and it's something only time will sort out so there's nothing you can do for them to make it less crap.

 

[Overdriven]

Bin men truck drivers.

MOVE YOUR FUCKING TRUCK 5 FEET FORWARD SO PEOPLE CAN ACTUALLY PASS YOU.

Inconsiderate assclowns.

 

[Raven]

People who tell you endlessly that they have done a thing, arrange a meeting with a large customer, bring you in at the last minute and then discovering 3 days before the meeting, said fucking moron hadn't done a thing. ...leaving someone else to talk the customer down.

 

[Ormorof]

Im going to the UK for the first time in 8 years and the damn trains are all on strike so cant go anywhere

 

[dysfunction]

Im going to the UK for the first time in 8 years and the damn trains are all on strike so cant go anywhere

Car, bus, boat, plane?

 

[Overdriven]

Im going to the UK for the first time in 8 years and the damn trains are all on strike so cant go anywhere

I mean the first half of your sentence is your own fault.

Source: Live here.

 

[Scouse]

Im going to the UK for the first time in 8 years and the damn trains are all on strike so cant go anywhere

Holiday?

Where you thinking of going?

 

[Ormorof]

Holiday?

Where you thinking of going?

Taking kids to see their grandparents, was thinking of seeing natural history museum and such while they are at the age where dinosaurs are still cool

Was hoping not to spend much time in cars so didn't bother looking into a rental

 

[Scouse]

Staying in Londinium then. Yeah, you're buggered

 

[Wij]

That’s because he always sides with the current Russian narratives just like Tucker and Glem do:


View: https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1539597431779762176


(cunt)

 

[MYstIC G]

Closed bank branches

 

[Scouse]

Closed bank branches

You'll be well fucked off when ATM's are bitched off into the skip won't ya

 

[MYstIC G]

You'll be well fucked off when ATM's are bitched off into the skip won't ya

Yes, I believe cash had a useful function in society

 

[Raven]

Can't get an ice cream from an ice cream van without cash, it's essential.

 

[Scouse]

Yes, I believe cash had a useful function in society

I don't disagree but ATM numbers are reducing quickly.

 

[DaGaffer]

Can't get an ice cream from an ice cream van without cash, it's essential.

There's barely a food truck in Ireland without a card reader these days, including ice cream vans. Covid killed cash.

 

[Raven]

The fact that Paramount is behind on Star Trek: SNW so even going legit, I can't watch the episodes. Arrrrr, it is then.

At least it was free with Sky, fuck all else on there.

 

[Scouse]

The fact that Paramount is behind on Star Trek: SNW so even going legit, I can't watch the episodes. Arrrrr, it is then.

At least it was free with Sky, fuck all else on there.

Think it's on Amazon now?

And Yarrr, of course.

 

[Scouse]

SPUC are extremists now?

I mean, they're wrong, of course. But extremists?

Turns out extremists = new "heretics". If you fundamentally disagree with the party line you're branded a heretic.

 

[Embattle]

Regional price variation in Tesco fuel prices, 3p more a litre in Minehead than in Callington.

 

[Scouse]

I'd put the new goslings to bed with the older geese (two months older - and to much annoyance and objection from them). Chickens and guinea fowl tucked up.

Came to bed, looked out of the window, the two preggers cows that the farmer has left us (due about now) were hanging about the kink in the fence over the stream that I've left 'em to drink from.

Got up. Went outside, stream has run dry. So spent half an hour fucking about with hoses and buckets in the dark.

Just got zapped in the balls by the electric fence

 

[Raven]

Windows 11.

 

[MYstIC G]

Windows 11.

It's got some really dumb design decisions. Can't open task manager from where the running tasks are in the taskbar like windows 10 but you can still run it from right clicking the start button like windows 10...

 

[Raven]

It's got some really dumb design decisions. Can't open task manager from where the running tasks are in the taskbar like windows 10 but you can still run it from right clicking the start button like windows 10...

It pisses me off that I can't ungroup items on the task bar, it's a ballache switching between multiple excel spreadsheets.

 

[MYstIC G]

It pisses me off that I can't ungroup items on the task bar, it's a ballache switching between multiple excel spreadsheets.

Did not know that, that is also shit.

 

[dysfunction]

It pisses me off that I can't ungroup items on the task bar, it's a ballache switching between multiple excel spreadsheets.

Use the "Switch Windows" button in Excel.

 

[Raven]

Use the "Switch Windows" button in Excel.

I'll try it, but change is not good!