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Job

The Carl Pilkington of Freddyshouse
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They are a lot less dangerous quacky now, as most of them just work on joint pain...backs especially, obviously, thats the public perception that they are back specialists.
Only because their batshit scam was that all illness is caused by a mis aligned back...even cancer.
Now they just massage..do a few joint clicks, fleece you for 100 quid.
 

Exioce

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Car insurer explains to me that failing to haggle last time my insurance was hiked had encouraged their algorithm to attempt to gouge me even more at renewal time. Thanks for the tip.
 

Job

The Carl Pilkington of Freddyshouse
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My insurer casually tried to up my van insurance to 800 quid.

Full no claims
No points
In my 50s.

Holy fuck..got it down to 530.
 

Yoni

Cockb@dger / Klotehommel www.lhw.photography
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I’m not sure you should be allowed to drive at all if you are a danger to yourself and other motorists?
 

Gwadien

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Yes..but they cant load me for that..because its a disability.

Lmao.

You falling asleep at the wheel is a disability?

And you whinge about people getting more money for made up stuff, but you think you're safe to use a vehicle.

You're a danger to other road users and pedestrians.

You shouldn't be on the road.
 

Job

The Carl Pilkington of Freddyshouse
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I have controlled epilipsy....I couldn't drive for eighteen months.


Doctors have signed me off ok to drive because my seizures have a good ten minute warning.
Havent had one since...on tablets, its a disability.
 

Job

The Carl Pilkington of Freddyshouse
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Yes..epilipsy..one of those bullshit conditions that people fake.

Ok..maybe some people do.
 

Gwadien

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Yeah, when I were a youth you were just a bit fucked up in the head.

Its amazing what medicine can do.

Especially when professionals are allowed to diagnose people without Plumbers giving their opinion.
 

Job

The Carl Pilkington of Freddyshouse
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Except Im not saying they are invented..I said people pretend to have some of them
 

Scouse

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Except Im not saying they are invented..I said people pretend to have some of them
Nah. You pretty much tarred everyone with the scrounger brush.

So you must be one too, no?
 

Job

The Carl Pilkington of Freddyshouse
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I guess its pretty extreme way to do it...crash my truck into a fence, write it off, get hogtied by the police, spend two nights in hospital and then dont recieve a penny of benefits because I carry on working.
 

Gwadien

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Stuck in Loughborough in traffic for an hour.

Got to the cause of the traffic.

Turns out it was a copper that pulled over a black 4x4 with black tinted windows, and there was traffic because everyone was having to drive around it.

Fucking po po.
 

Scouse

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I guess its pretty extreme way to do it...crash my truck into a fence, write it off, get hogtied by the police, spend two nights in hospital and then dont recieve a penny of benefits because I carry on working.
Everyone's got a sob story @Job. Why are we supposed to believe yours when you don't believe anyone elses?

Just judging by your standards...
 

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