SPAM random annoying things

[mycenae]

I never get bitten...Vae has had to go to the Doc this week for prescription strength antihistamines and has been using every anti bite and anti itch cream preparation known to man due to numerous mozzie bites on monday night. So your theory has a flaw

 

[Jupitus]

I never get bitten...Vae has had to go to the Doc this week for prescription strength antihistamines and has been using every anti bite and anti itch cream preparation known to man due to numerous mozzie bites on monday night. So your theory has a flaw

He's simply too gorgeous!

 

[dysfunction]

I never get bitten...Vae has had to go to the Doc this week for prescription strength antihistamines and has been using every anti bite and anti itch cream preparation known to man due to numerous mozzie bites on monday night. So your theory has a flaw

Yes but the generalisation still holds true!

 

[Deebs]

Ignorant fuckers who just stop in front of you at a Pelican crossing for no fucking reason. They don't even use the crossing. Fucktards.

 

[Lamp]

There's road in the east of town called Sewardstone Road. There's a big zebra crossing right outside the park gates. No one uses it. Everyone decides to cross 8 feet west of it. Why? Pic:

http://goo.gl/maps/NxkB

 

[CorNokZ]

Having your gf call your every fucking five minutes to hear "what's your plans? Did you get a hold of x? What are you doing tonight? Where are you?"! We've just come back from a three week holiday in France, where we spent every waking hour by eachother's side and it was fine. Tomorrow her little sister is going on holiday for two weeks, so they've spent the day together doing.. Whatever! I've been in my boxers, scratching my arse and playing FIFA and still she calls me atleast every half hour to hear what my plans are etc. I'm going mental! She plans everything weeks in advance, but I plan a night out by a phonecall and then I'm set. She has the need to know everything all the time. Drives me nuts

Oh, and having to reset my FH password everytime I need to log in. Fix it Deebs!

 

[Cerb]

I'm fairly certain if you look back in this thread I had exactly this rant about a year ago.

Women.

 

[Punishment]

Ring sting

 

[Lamp]

ppl who call table tennis "wiff waff".
Wiff Waff is what you do with you hand to share your fart with another.



(FFd to 29s)
View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uix9kXIMVRM

 

[Raven]

Having your gf call your every fucking five minutes to hear "what's your plans? Did you get a hold of x? What are you doing tonight? Where are you?"! We've just come back from a three week holiday in France, where we spent every waking hour by eachother's side and it was fine. Tomorrow her little sister is going on holiday for two weeks, so they've spent the day together doing.. Whatever! I've been in my boxers, scratching my arse and playing FIFA and still she calls me atleast every half hour to hear what my plans are etc. I'm going mental! She plans everything weeks in advance, but I plan a night out by a phonecall and then I'm set. She has the need to know everything all the time. Drives me nuts

Oh, and having to reset my FH password everytime I need to log in. Fix it Deebs!

You haven't got to the stage in your relationship where you just let it go to voicemail. How long have you been with her?

 

[Jupitus]

There's road in the east of town called Sewardstone Road. There's a big zebra crossing right outside the park gates. No one uses it. Everyone decides to cross 8 feet west of it. Why? Pic:

http://goo.gl/maps/NxkB

That's extremely close to where I live - you stalking me?

 

[CorNokZ]

You haven't got to the stage in your relationship where you just let it go to voicemail. How long have you been with her?

2½ years

If I let it go to voice mail I can imagine getting a text asking "are you sleeping?". Will give it a go tomorrow. Gods have mercy on my soul

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Pussywhipped tbh

 

[CorNokZ]

lol rly you think so?

 

[dysfunction]

lol rly you think so?

Definitely!

 

[wolfeeh]

coming downstairs to find that the kids have finally learned how to refill the kettle... but haven't pre-boiled it

 

[Edmond]

2½ years

If I let it go to voice mail I can imagine getting a text asking "are you sleeping?". Will give it a go tomorrow. Gods have mercy on my soul

Then you text her back and say 'I was.....BUT SOME CUNT WOKE ME UP BY CONSTANTLY RINGING AND TEXTING ME....FFS'

That'll learn her

 

[Gwadien]

Deciding to crash in your mates little brothers room (whilst they're away on holiday) to get woken up 4 hours later by a fucking lizard.

 

[wolfeeh]

Deciding to crash in your mates little brothers room (whilst they're away on holiday) to get woken up 4 hours later by a fucking lizard.

That Sucks.

 

[caLLous]

Do they know you're in their house? :s

 

[megadave]

Lollipop ladies at zebra crossings? What's the point?

 

[megadave]

Double posts

 

[Edmond]

Lollipop ladies at zebra crossings? What's the point?

To sell lollipops to the kids on their way to school?

 

[Gwadien]

Do they know you're in their house? :s

Ofc, they're like my second family.

 

[Uara]

getting up to mow the lawn (not a euphemism) and its pouring with rain. Eugh first day off in a while and it needs to be done!

 

[DaGaffer]

getting up to mow the lawn (not a euphemism) and its pouring with rain. Eugh first day off in a while and it needs to be done!

Having to mow the lawn during the rare hour or so when ITS NOT FUCKING RAINING, and it taking ages because the grass is still soaking wet.

 

[Ormorof]

people who book a half hour meeting then show up half hour late and expect everyone else to re-arrange their entire day because they couldnt be arsed to get to work on time ggrrrrr

 

[sayward]

People who wait for you to go thro one half of a double door instead of going thro the other door. Why don't they use the other half?

 

[sayward]

Deciding to crash in your mates little brothers room (whilst they're away on holiday) to get woken up 4 hours later by a fucking lizard.

Lizards? In England? Aren't they all dead cos of the cold?

 

[Gwadien]

Lizards? In England? Aren't they all dead cos of the cold?

In a cage, duh..