SPAM random annoying things

[Aoami]

soylent green is the only answer

 

[MYstIC G]

Yes, they are definately in it for money and power, it doesn't change the fact that this technology could enable people with poor access to food a much greater chance of self reliance.

If they can afford to pay the royalties?

Fucking lolalogic there mate.

 

[rynnor]

What we have already seen in Africa with GM crops is that they displace the local varieties.

They also lead farmers to become indebted and turns them from self sufficient in seeds to good little consumers.

 

[Job]

I look forward to man vs evolution in tiny insects and bacteria.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Ok, here's one;

People doing the heart sign with their hands. Stop it. Now.

 

[cHodAX]

Ok, here's one;

People doing the heart sign with their hands. Stop it. Now.

Guilty, did it a while back, felt like a twat!

 

[cHodAX]

People who blow their nose into a tissue, open it up and say 'ooh, a butterfly!'

 

[DaGaffer]

Getting inane songs from kid's shows stuck in your head. I now have "Mr. Sun" from Barney-the-fucking-Dinosaur rattling around in there.

 

[Bigmac]

Toothache and Women who pout for photos. Its enough your snatch smells like fish but you don't have to look like one!

 

[cHodAX]

Getting inane songs from kid's shows stuck in your head. I now have "Mr. Sun" from Barney-the-fucking-Dinosaur rattling around in there.

 

[old.user4556]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnWcm5dr45s&feature=related

 

[cHodAX]

 

[Raven]

Popping the bottom off a pint glass by putting boiling water in it then cutting your thumb on it, half way cooking a 2 courses of a 3 course dinner. It's usually fine on the oak work top as the whole thing heats up at the same time but it was sat on a stainless steel sheet so I think it dissipated the heat nicely.

cunting thing

 

[Lamp]

You've just had 2 injections, your mouth is stretched wide enough to insert a cue ball, and the dentist asks you a question, and pauses awaiting a response...

What are you supposed to do? All I could go was "Ak, ak, Aarghhh".

 

[cHodAX]

Thumbs up and tickle the prostate. Obviously.

 

[Lamp]

I think he used a litre of anaesthetic and an Olympic javelin to administer it with. Wierd feeling...my cheek is numb but my gum is sore (probably from where he scraped it away with his car key)...no doubt will wake up tomorrow morning, look in the mirror, and find out I've peeled all the skin off my face during the night...

 

[cHodAX]

Pics or it didn't happen!

 

[Lamp]

Pics or it didn't happen!

Spoiler

 

[caLLous]

People on facebook who think that liking or sharing a picture of some random baby in some random hospital bed is going to result in any money being donated to ensure its well-being.

In fact, people on facebook who think that liking or sharing a picture is going to have any effect other than liking or sharing that picture.

 

[sayward]

Bloody phone upgrades!

 

[cHodAX]

Spoiler

You visited my dentist then.

 

[cHodAX]

Another dirty bank scandal on the horizon, they really don't give a shit where the money comes from as long as they get their cut.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-18866018

 

[Raven]

Yeap and it looks like oil prices have been fixed too (though we knew that all along)

 

[cHodAX]

Oil is just one big fucking cartel running the show, no wonder tiny nations like Qatar and UAE have trillions of dollars in reserve, we allow them to vastly inflate the price on the basis that it will one day be a scare commidity. Twatbags.

 

[Job]

I'm amused people didn't think important figures weren't being adjusted..how do they think the world works?

 

[cHodAX]

Why do protien drinks have to taste so fucking rank?

 

[Lamp]

Why do protien drinks have to taste so fucking rank?

They contain penguin semen.

 

[Raven]

Eat more chicken and eggs. Protein drinks are for gayers

 

[Overdriven]

Why do protien drinks have to taste so fucking rank?

Buy some proper protein drinks?

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Why do protien drinks have to taste so fucking rank?

I really like the premixed For Goodness Shakes ones but ever since they modified their recipe they give me horrible stomach cramps. Beforehand they just played with my intestines and bowels, which was funny and fine by me