SPAM random annoying things

[Scouse]

If you bought a legit copy and ran it on something other than a 486sx and a C64 tape drive then perhaps you'd have more luck?

 

[Job]

It's a legit copy on a brand new combined PC, only 1.6ghz dual core with 4gb ram.
It would seem microshite just rely on everyone having a quad core intel 3ghz to mask their fucking boloks coding.

 

[Moriath]

It's a legit copy on a brand new combined PC, only 1.6ghz dual core with 4gb ram.
It would seem microshite just rely on everyone having a quad core intel 3ghz to mask their fucking boloks coding.

Well there you go 4gb of ram is shit you need a min of 8gb these days.

 

[Job]

My point exactly

 

[Scouse]

Well there you go 4gb of ram is shit you need a min of 8gb these days.

Not true. It's just Job or his missus doing something wrong.

 

[Job]

It runs fine when the OS isnt deciding to fuck off and do some shit at microshites whim, like spend an hour sending telemetry or leaking all the ram into some shite code.

 

[Raven]

Mine is fine.

4gb is not even close to enough, 8 min for gaming, 16+ recommended. Even my work pile of shit PC has 12.

User error.

Watching some shit on Netflix with Steam open (no games running) and I am currently using 3.9...

 

[Lakih]

1.6ghz dual core with 4gb ram.

Where did you even find a PC with these spec's nowadays? Buying some rusty shit off a garage sale isn't "brand new" ya'know.

 

[Scouse]

Where did you even find a PC with these spec's nowadays? Buying some rusty shit off a garage sale isn't "brand new" ya'know.

Look, it's windows fucking ten, OK? Not the fact that his wife's PC is less powerful than her phone.

 

[Lakih]

Picture of @Job's wife's phone:

 

[Scouse]

Picture of @Job's wife's favourite dildo

Fixed.

 

[Scouse]

Bloke who's started joining us on our Wednesday Night Ride has just asked if his fucking annoying wife can join us in the pub for a bit of food afterwards.

I've said yes. But I think it's a mistake*. Because I'm going to get the ride done, want to walk into the pub, order food, eat it and then go - rather than fucking wait about for his o/h to appear before ordering and then hang about afterwards (not to mention that nobody we know wants to actually talk to her).

It's Wednesday Night Ride. Not Wednesday Night Social Meetup for fucking anybody ffs



*and could I really say "no, your o/h is a fucking hound"?

 

[Moriath]

Just blank her in the pub after she will get bored after a couple weeks and not go any more

 

[Scouse]

Just blank her in the pub after she will get bored after a couple weeks and not go any more

Not enough of us now. When people heard she was coming a few dropped out!

People want to enjoy their WNR and geek out about bikes, not talk about what gigs she's been to and her family problems.

 

[Moriath]

Make a wnr for a different night and dont tell that guy?

 

[Raven]

So, say no then...

 

[Scouse]

So, say no then...

It's a bit cuntish to do that.

But then it's a bit cuntish to ask in the first place tbh.

Hopefully my incessant talk of bikes, and only bikes, will put her off...

 

[Job]

Where did you even find a PC with these spec's nowadays? Buying some rusty shit off a garage sale isn't "brand new" ya'know.

It runs win10 just fine as I said...and so it should..its just a fucking OS..a jumped up abortion of a self important OS.
The problem is that Microshite are monitoring everything you do..correlating, downloading...checking the programs you load and run..they force updates on you, add to that its still full of memory leak bugs..has the single worst file manager in the history of databases.
Its a pile of wank...

 

[Raven]

People stupid enough to not have pet insurance, then spending £2000 on vets bills, then begging for donations on facebook.

 

[Moriath]

It runs win10 just fine as I said...and so it should..its just a fucking OS..a jumped up abortion of a self important OS.
The problem is that Microshite are monitoring everything you do..correlating, downloading...checking the programs you load and run..they force updates on you, add to that its still full of memory leak bugs..has the single worst file manager in the history of databases.
Its a pile of wank...

Damn cant we have something more expressive for this stuff that the face palm. It just doesnt seem enough.

Maybe a dude witha tin foil hat or something.

 

[Moriath]

People stupid enough to not have pet insurance, then spending £2000 on vets bills, then begging for donations on facebook.

Places dont insure ferrets so i dont have pet insurance. But i aint cried on fb.

 

[Tom]

I haven't had a poo since Sunday. I feel as though I'm pregnant.

 

[Raven]

Flapjack is the answer.

200g honey (liquid, I use Mexican from the local cultists shop)
200g butter
200g brown sugar
400g porridge oats
Pinch of salt.
Handful of dried fruit if you want

Melt the sugar, butter and honey in a pan, stir in oats, flatten into a baking tray, cook for 20 mins at 180.

Done.

 

[dysfunction]

Or prune juice...

 

[TdC]

Or prune flapjacks!

 

[Bodhi]

That all sounds like a lot of effort/drinking rank shit. If you need to encourage teh poo a black coffee and a Marlboro normally does the trick I find.

 

[fettoken]

Snus works wonders in that regard - coupled with prune juice you'll be giving the toilet a new spray-coating.

 

[caLLous]

Ordering something yesterday and needing it urgently so paying 3 times its value for "guaranteed next day delivery" only to be told it won't be here until Monday. I mean Monday is because of Bastille Day but I ordered it in the morning and didn't receive notification that it had been despatched until 11pm.

 

[dysfunction]

Get a refund on the delivery charges then.

 

[BloodOmen]

What Dysfunction said, if they didn't deliver it for what you specified/paid for you're entitled to a full refund for delivery charges.