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[TdC]

yeah sorry about that

 

[Edmond]

Coming home to find rabbit intestines and a leg on the middle of the living room rug.

Ooh, lucky rabbits foot, that's good luck

 

[georgie]

A foot is lucky, a leg is a crime scene.

 

[Edmond]

A foot is lucky, a leg is a crime scene.

Just cut the bit off the end, sorted

 

[old.user4556]

When you get shoulder-surfed in the house and keep getting asked "why do you read that green freddy thing all the time".

 

[Tom]

The vinegar shaker thing (for my chips) went rusty at the top, so I've been trying to buy a replacement.

No supermarkets sell them. Dunelm don't sell them. John Lewis (I was in for other stuff) don't sell them. They all sell the stupid oil drizzlers though, the ones that leave your food floating in a lake of vinegar. Fucking twats, I'll have to order one online now. Vinegar shaker bottles are the most British thing ever, and no cunt sells them any more.

 

[Edmond]

The vinegar shaker thing (for my chips) went rusty at the top, so I've been trying to buy a replacement.

No supermarkets sell them. Dunelm don't sell them. John Lewis (I was in for other stuff) don't sell them. They all sell the stupid oil drizzlers though, the ones that leave your food floating in a lake of vinegar. Fucking twats, I'll have to order one online now. Vinegar shaker bottles are the most British thing ever, and no cunt sells them any more.

Just use it from the bottle?

 

[Raven]

When you get shoulder-surfed in the house and keep getting asked "why do you read that green freddy thing all the time".

I usually get asked if I am on social media. To which I respond, no, we were doing it long before it was fashionable.

 

[TdC]

Just use it from the bottle?

Tom has style and class.

 

[Tom]

Just use it from the bottle?

Yeah but no.

 

[Edmond]

Yeah but no.

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Ah, right....

Did you get some in your eye?

 

[TdC]

My work laptop being so full of the crappiest "enterprise" auditing, monitoring and virus scanning technology that I can basically not work. It's at 60% cpu all the time and the fact that it has a blindingly fast SSD is negated by the permanent scanning and disk encryption. GG guys.

 

[CorNokZ]

We have Sophos on our work stations. Horrible piece of software.

 

[Scouse]

Fucking pigs, on their jollies, going around in helicopters filming people having sex, rather than fighting crime. (At the cost to the taxpayer of approx £1700/hour)

 

[dysfunction]

Well if pigs have learnt to fly then I have no problem them taking a few photos.

 

[old.user4556]

Fucking pigs, on their jollies, going around in helicopters filming people having sex, rather than fighting crime. (At the cost to the taxpayer of approx £1700/hour)

Jail the fuckers.

 

[TdC]

Wow, that's a pretty shitty thing to do. Horrible misuse.

 

[Hawkwind]

The vinegar shaker thing (for my chips) went rusty at the top, so I've been trying to buy a replacement.

No supermarkets sell them. Dunelm don't sell them. John Lewis (I was in for other stuff) don't sell them. They all sell the stupid oil drizzlers though, the ones that leave your food floating in a lake of vinegar. Fucking twats, I'll have to order one online now. Vinegar shaker bottles are the most British thing ever, and no cunt sells them any more.

Can find loads online, even Amazon:

View: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Classic-Vinegar-Shaker/dp/B004WNKR9A


View: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01N750VYZ?psc=1

 

[Raven]

I don't understand why people spend hours hunting minor things down. Just get them next day, online.

 

[Gwadien]

Fucking pigs, on their jollies, going around in helicopters filming people having sex, rather than fighting crime. (At the cost to the taxpayer of approx £1700/hour)

Never knew your own garden was considered a public space

 

[Raven]

It isn't. However you cannot stand stark bollock naked in your front garden because others can see it.

 

[Scouse]

 

[old.user4556]

Snooping Tory cunts. I need to provide credit card information to get new wank material? VPNs have never been so appealing.

 

[Zarjazz]

Snooping Tory cunts. I need to provide credit card information to get new wank material? VPNs have never been so appealing.

From what I understood the regulations would only apply to porn sites hosted in the UK which means nothing will really change. Your spank bank is safe.

 

[DaGaffer]

From what I understood the regulations would only apply to porn sites hosted in the UK which means nothing will really change. Your spank bank is safe.

Part 2 is for the ISPs to blacklist.

 

[old.user4556]

It's the slippery slope that concerns me. I'll need to start using bitcoin to buy old school jazz mags next.

Some of you guys must be from that generation surely, got any quality hairy stuff?

 

[Scouse]

the regulations would only apply to...

As far as we understood anti-terror legislation wouldn't be used by more tgan half of UK councils to spy on people recycling incorrectly.

 

[sayward]

Went to Brighton, parked in Churchill Square where I always park. Stayed maybe 30 minutes!! £4! for up to 2 hours! I think that's bad especially as they usually charge by 'time'. and I've just been to Guildford, much 'better' place and paid £2.40 for up to 2hrs. Brighton car park and shops were empty. No wonder.

 

[sayward]

And trod on what I think was a bee, in my bare feet ( not in the car park) now have very swollen toe. Sting was agony too.

 

[Tom]

It's the slippery slope that concerns me. I'll need to start using bitcoin to buy old school jazz mags next.

Some of you guys must be from that generation surely, got any quality hairy stuff?

That's the trouble these days, we used to find them in hedges. But I haven't seen a Danish porn mag in a hedge for ages.