SPAM random annoying things

[Cadelin]

Who's that comedian that makes a joke about that? Something about his girlfriend saying
'Tell me, what are you thinking?'
'Er nothing'
'Nothing, no, you can't be thinking nothing'
'Well, I am'
'No, tell me what you're thinking'
'Fine, I was thinking that building over there would be a brilliant sniper position'

haha

I heard Ed Byrne do a similar routine, in the version I heard he said something along the lines of a brilliant place for secret agents to meet.

 

[Gwadien]

I heard Ed Byrne do a similar routine, in the version I heard he said something along the lines of a brilliant place for secret agents to meet.

I think that's it...

 

[old.Tohtori]

Firefox(or other program) FORCED updates that A: change the UI and B: make it worse

 

[caLLous]

Creating an a5 pamphlet in InDesign, spending quite a while on the layout of it (we're talking baseline grids and all that good stuff), going to print it, swearing, copying the entire document to an a4 landscape layout (it was 2 x a5 in portrait) so it will print on a4, spending an absolute fucking age reformatting it so it looks the same as it did before on the a5 layout and then realising I could've just clicked "spreads" in the print dialog to print 2 x a5 perfectly on 1 sheet of a4 in landscape.

 

[Lamp]

Waiting for Canon inkjet printers to print. All the whirring / motor sounds.

Gimme a printer you plug in, select photo and print. None of this "please wait momentarily while the printer warms up". Its a printer, not a fecking bagel!

 

[CorNokZ]

Waiting for Canon inkjet printers to print. All the whirring / motor sounds.

Gimme a printer you plug in, select photo and print. None of this "please wait momentarily while the printer warms up". Its a printer, not a fecking bagel!

You have a bagel that prints!?

 

[Lamp]

People coming upto you at a party and saying "You're not a Christian. Christianity isn't a religion. Its a relationship with Jesus Christ our Lord & saviour who died for our sins on the Cross".

YAWN

Lost the will to live. How do ppl like that get invited to parties?

 

[old.Tohtori]

People coming upto you at a party and saying "You're not a Christian. Christianity isn't a religion. Its a relationship with Jesus Christ our Lord & saviour who died for our sins on the Cross".

YAWN

Lost the will to live. How do ppl like that get invited to parties?

Same goes for the atheist and//or anti-religion rabble that comes around like a bad fart in an elevator.

 

[Lamp]

There's no such thing as a bad fart. Unless its a false fart and you feel it run behind your knees...then you're in trouble. There a very few circumstances in adult life where crapping yourself is a good option. Unless its to get away from a religion nut at a party ofc.

 

[Job]

More importantly what are you doing at those type of parties.

What annoys me more than anything on the planet that microfucking shite can get away with not only producing that fucking bile they call powerpoint and word, but updating it so your documents aren't compatible, they should have sent gates to Siberia for that one.

 

[Tuthmes]

Burning your hands when you want to wash them, because someone used the hot water before you.

 

[Punishment]

Itchy scrote

 

[Lamp]

Hitting snooze on the alarm, just to get another 15 minutes, waking up and finding out you've overslept 90 minutes.

 

[Ormorof]

Burning your hands when you want to wash them, because someone used the hot water before you.

i would also add that when visiting the UK/Ireland and getting only boiling water thats practically steam or freezing water out of the two taps that appear in some bathrooms

i must admit i never really got why you would have two taps rather than just one with two options (thus allowing mixing and getting correct temp!)

 

[DaGaffer]

People coming upto you at a party and saying "You're not a Christian. Christianity isn't a religion. Its a relationship with Jesus Christ our Lord & saviour who died for our sins on the Cross".

YAWN

Lost the will to live. How do ppl like that get invited to parties?

You must go to some weird parties. Personally I'd have been able to congratulate them on their insight after the first four words, and made my excuses.

 

[Gwadien]

i would also add that when visiting the UK/Ireland and getting only boiling water thats practically steam or freezing water out of the two taps that appear in some bathrooms

i must admit i never really got why you would have two taps rather than just one with two options (thus allowing mixing and getting correct temp!)

Cos we're a ancient breed mate

 

[Job]

Quite an issue, though mixer taps are becoming the norm, it was from the days when you filled the sink with water to wash your hands, apparently the number one complaint from the Germans.

 

[Punishment]

Being told you have to wait 7 working days to get your last 3 months bank statements in the post.

In 2012

 

[Raven]

Ulster bank?

Or haven't you set up internet banking yet?

 

[Punishment]

Bank of Ireland, and i lost my password, will get a new one tomorrow

 

[Lamp]

You must go to some weird parties.

Heh. I seem to attract religious loonies anywhere there's alcohol. Like the bloke at uni who was very "churchy" who told me that God created the Big Bang, hence religion and science can co-exists quite happily. I don't look like the Messiah. Maybe its my height? Who knows.

 

[Raven]

I started a fight between two women at a party. I just threw it out there that this catholic was talking bollocks (after she made sure we all understood we were all evil) and she started going mad, some other women told her to wind her neck in and they started brawling. was hilarious.

 

[rynnor]

they started brawling. was hilarious.

Posted on youtube yet?

 

[rynnor]

God created the Big Bang, hence religion and science can co-exists quite happily.

He's got a bit of a point - currently its not explainable by Science and religion has always lived in the inexplicable spaces.

I reckon we will figure it out one day though.

When we can answer all the questions thats when religion is gone.

 

[Raven]

Posted on youtube yet?

I don't think youtube existed when it happened, was about 15 years ago.

 

[Lamp]

You'll be hard pushed to "win" a science v religion argument with a religious man because at the end of the day it comes down to belief. Which is far more flexible than scientific fact. I can't prove God doesn't exist; he can't prove he exists, but he doesn't have to.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Peeling face

 

[rynnor]

You'll be hard pushed to "win" a science v religion argument with a religious man because at the end of the day it comes down to belief. Which is far more flexible than scientific fact. I can't prove God doesn't exist; he can't prove he exists, but he doesn't have to.

Rationality can only finally triumph when we can explain everything - until then monsters/ufos/angels/devils will always exist in the margins.

 

[Lamp]

Realising you should have gone to Tesco 2 hours ago, its getting late, and why the feck are you still on the computer! Get to Tesco you lazy git!

 

[Raven]

It's better late. Less chavs.