SPAM random annoying things

[georgie]

Listening to the radio on the bus in your own thoughts and accidently singing along to a Christina Aguilera song and not realising until the 14y old school girl next to your starts snickering...

Has happened a couple of times now

Why you always sitting next to 14 year old girls?

 

[DaGaffer]

Why you always sitting next to 14 year old girls?

 

[CorNokZ]

Pff as if I'd sit next to the 80 year old boneyard or the mid-life crisis life-hating construction worker..

Nah I'll stick to the 14y old schoolgirl brah

 

[Gwadien]

Dreadful aren't they?

I had to use the train the other week, got nasty looks because my bergen had a seat too, no fucking way was I going to sit next to some chav.

I would have purposely sat next to you, put my earphones in, picked your shit up, put it on your lap, sit down, ignore you for the journey.

 

[Raven]

Having to carry people because they cba to take responsibility for their own problem.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Having to carry people because they cba to take responsibility for their own problem.

Well soooorry! I just thought you knew something about lodged items

 

[old.Tohtori]

Something sh*tty making everything in the day sh*tty even if the other things aren't sh*tty.

 

[Zarjazz]

Customers.

 

[Punishment]

Being stuck in traffic for over an hour just doing 1-2 small pick-ups/drop offs at work, got out of the van alot closer to my inner roast chicken

 

[megadave]

The Queen, her jubilee and any fucker who actually gives a shit.

 

[Raven]

I give a shit. Got all of next week off for the price of 3 days holiday. Woot.

 

[Billargh]

Having a big forehead.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I give a shit. Got all of next week off for the price of 3 days holiday. Woot.

Here's hoping the servers are fine

 

[Gwadien]

People who put swearing as; sh*t, it's clear what you're trying to say, it doesn't save your soul by putting a star there, it just makes me want to bash your face against a rock, Toht.

 

[Cerb]

People who put swearing as; sh*t, it's clear what you're trying to say, it doesn't save your soul by putting a star there, it just makes me want to bash your face against a rock, Toht.

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPxY8lpYAUM

 

[old.Tohtori]

People who put swearing as; sh*t, it's clear what you're trying to say, it doesn't save your soul by putting a star there, it just makes me want to bash your face against a rock, Toht.

It's a years old thing, can't stop it

 

[Lamp]

People who can't laugh at a fart.

No need to be so anal about it. Jeez.

Farts are funny.

 

[Ormorof]

having to turn down the volume at advert breaks because the fucking broadcasters play them at double the volume of the movie thats on aaaaaargh nearly gives me a heart attack each time

 

[MYstIC G]

People who can't laugh at a fart.

No need to be so anal about it. Jeez.

Farts are funny.

That pun isn't though

 

[Shagrat]

after watching that video in the random spam im bloody annoyed that i wasnt in the dominican republic with all those cheerleaders as their personal suncream applicator person

 

[Raven]

Going to Bristol for a wedding tomorrow, with a boat cruise involved. perfect weather for it!

 

[Shagrat]

raven tomorrow haha

 

[Punishment]

Doing an oil change on your car and the Oil filter refusing to come off, can't do anything about it tonight as have no pit/proprt car lift so will have to wait until this crazy rain stops tomorrow, what a bastager.

 

[mooSe_]

Watching mad men and there is someone drinking in pretty much every scene. After about 5 minutes of an episode I always really want a drink.

I remember watching the sopranos and always having to go to get something to eat because they were always eating tasty looking italian food.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

What did you do when you watched Trainspotting then?

You're an advertisor's wet dream!

 

[Aoami]

when I watch porn I really want to have a wank

its funny how these things work

 

[CorNokZ]

Finding out, on your own, how to create an Access Database, put data in it using C#, but not having a clue how to delete the data again or find the specific data your put in again

It just spits it all out.. I imagine that it is also laughing at me and my horrible programming skills

 

[Chilly]

select * from yourtable where yourcolumn = 'wangstain'

 

[Gwadien]

Poor people that have imaginary egos.

i.e. most of the general publicd.

Who's that comedian that makes a joke about that? Something about his girlfriend saying
'Tell me, what are you thinking?'
'Er nothing'
'Nothing, no, you can't be thinking nothing'
'Well, I am'
'No, tell me what you're thinking'
'Fine, I was thinking that building over there would be a brilliant sniper position'

haha

 

[Cerb]

That sounds kindof like Micheal Mcintyre but it could also be that fella from newcastle that looks like a long haired monkey?