SPAM random annoying things

[Gwadien]

You should have him as your wingman.

He's South African, goes to the Church every sunday, got 4 girls on the go, and one of them is his ex, who does his laundry.

Gets well fun when he brings them round and we have to remember to call them by their names, and not the other names, because they're all mates too.

 

[Shagrat]

He's South African, goes to the Church every sunday, got 4 girls on the go, and one of them is his ex, who does his laundry.

sounds like a bit of a prick then, tbh.

 

[old.user4556]

I've never met a nice South African.

 

[caLLous]

@dysfunction is South African.

 

[Gwadien]

I've never met a nice South African.

I've never met a nice white south African

 

[DaGaffer]

I've never met a nice white south African

Racist. And I've met loads.My builders are from SA and they're great blokes

 

[Gwadien]

Racist. And I've met loads.My builders are from SA and they're great blokes

I baby sat for some south Africans, they paid me like £50 for like a couple of hours and tried to engage me in apartheidesque politics but failed so started playing Pearl Jam

 

[Moriath]

I have met loads of nice south africans. White or black.

 

[Tom]

I've never met a nice white south African

I work with one occasionally, he's a lovely bloke.

 

[Cadelin]

Having a tiny cut on my bottom lip. Every time I speak or make a facial expression it stings. I am not complaining about the amount of pain, just the relative amount considering how tiny the cut is.

 

[TdC]

Haha time to eat some salty fries :-D

 

[~Yuckfou~]

or jizz

 

[Tom]

I want to go running (too cold and shitty for cycling) but can't yet because I've got a Mersey trout baking in the oven and if I go running it'll want to come out

 

[Bodhi]

If that's a euphemism for what I think it is then a coffee and a cigarette normally sorts that issue for me.

 

[Raven]

I usually find a particularly troublesome turd makes an appearance right after taking a shower.

 

[TdC]

stop glancing in the mirror then

 

[Bodhi]

Or just have a pokey bum wank!

 

[georgie]

stop glancing in the mirror then

This deserves so much more than just a 'Funny' rating. Have a couple of claps too.

 

[Tom]

stop glancing in the mirror then

This made no sense until I clicked the "show hidden content" button.

 

[Edmond]

This made no sense until I clicked the "show hidden content" button.

Now I'm lost, what 'show hidden content' button?

 

[CorNokZ]

Now I'm lost, what 'show hidden content' button?

He has @Raven blocked. You're not missing out on boobs or any tail, mate. Worry not

 

[Jupitus]

Now I'm lost, what 'show hidden content' button?

It's when you have someone on ignore... you'll have that button to reveal what posts you have missed....

 

[Edmond]

Ahh, right. I don't have anyone on ignore, I love everyone, even @Job

 

[CorNokZ]

I had toht on ignore just before he left. I saw it as pulling the plug on an already brain dead patient, just to stop the suffering.

 

[Lakih]

I find it funny that people seems to love to point out that they have someone on ignore. Too me that's the forum equivalent to sticking your fingers in your ears and go "lalalala" at someone.

 

[Job]

I have myself on ignore.

 

[CorNokZ]

I have myself on ignore.

Is that why you keep yelling?

 

[Moriath]

On a smaller forum i thnk its weird to put people on ignore. Its not as if most of the threads will be fucked by doing it.. Oh they will.

 

[TdC]

I fucked a thread once :-(

 

[mooSe_]

I was teaching a 1 on 1 english class yesterday and the guy asked me what 'string' meant. I tried to explain but he didn't get it. So I typed "string" into google images in the hope of finding a picture of a ball of string to point at. 100% of the pictures were booty with g-strings. Should've seen that one coming. He seemed to enjoy it though.