SPAM random annoying things

[Lakih]

Plot twist: Mr. @Lamp wrote a book about quantum wierdness and is now reading it.

 

[Gwadien]

I take it all back @Gwadien. We were all wrong to doubt you.

I've walked from the tram stop to the Cornerhouse past the Royal Centre three times in recent weeks and each time I've had some blind middle class cunt walk into me despite me stopping and saying 'woah' each time. The last one demanded an apology from me for catching her as she tripped. I said 'sorry, next time I'll let you stove your face in on the steps' and stormed off...

One word: Entitled...

Fucking thank you, they get me at the same spot every time

 

[Scouse]

Fucking thank you, they get me at the same spot every time

I wonder if it's a function of design? There are columns just before the doors and maybe the fact that people walk past them before reaching the doors makes them think they're safe inside?

The response from that woman who walked in to me was entirely down to class tho. - You get the same treatment cycling on the Wirral Way near Caldy. It's a very well to do area so they come to regard it as a their private facility and the idea that they have to share it with other, probably poorer, users obviously disgusts them - and they show it.

Carry on a few miles and the areas get progressively poorer, yet the atmosphere measureably more pleasant. You go from scowls, glares and loudly voiced moaning to 'good morning' and smiles very quickly. And that's despite the path becoming much narrower.

 

[Tom]

Last time I went on the Wirral Way some very middle class mature lady very sarcastically said "you're welcome" as I cycled past her. She did this because she expected me to thank her for gathering up her stupid dog and making sure I didn't flatten it, and I didn't - I just ignored her.

I don't mind the odd dog owner doing it, but when you've encountered 30 or so in a day, each looking surprised as they realise that their dog should really be on a leash when around other people (as the signs instruct), it gets tiresome. And anyway, I was about 100 miles into a ride with a good 40 to go so bollocks to her.

 

[soze]

When the radio tells you that a song you really like is coming next and then it is some horrid remix that have murdered the song. Thank you Kisstory you flatulent arseholes.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFOCBlNXkWA

 

[Lamp]

Name?

Elegant Universe
Brian Greene

 

[Lamp]

Plot twist: Mr. @Lamp wrote a book about quantum wierdness and is now reading it.

Lol. I'd love to, but my math is A level only at best. I'd be more successful writing a book on pigs in blankets. No need for Laplace Transforms when talking bacon.

 

[Scouse]

it gets tiresome.... 100 miles into a ride with a good 40 to go

I had a thing to say. But am drunk xx

 

[DaGaffer]

...but my math is A level only at best..

And American apparently.

 

[Scouse]

Yep, I really hate that.

 

[Raven]

But can you put a twist on it so it is the fault of the rich?

 

[Scouse]

Of course! It's their massive rich media corporations spreading american culture in a deliberate attempt to subvert the english language so lizard men can take over.

Weak?

 

[soze]

The rich push shite American TV down the throats of the poor to lower IQ's of future generations so no one notices the rich are setting up a class war between the Lower and Middle Classes for a £1 bet.

 

[sayward]

The Christmas decorations appear to have slipped? I now look distinctly strange.

 

[Shagrat]

well you've got balls in your ear, not sure if that's a common thing or not?

 

[Raven]

All those tiresome Facebook posts by people who did nothing but whine all year, about how much 2015 rocked or whatever

 

[Gwadien]

All those tiresome Facebook posts by people who did nothing but whine all year, about how much 2015 rocked or whatever

2015 was a hard year but I persevered

 

[Tom]

Shove your fireworks up your arse tbh.

 

[Moriath]

Shove your fireworks up your arse tbh.

Bah humbug

 

[Scouse]

Ok. This was going to be the post where I showed you the picture of me setting my balls on fire.

However, I'm drunk, that's on the bird's phone and I've only got me with fire poi. But I cannae figure out how to add it.

So. Just imagine me on fire. Then add some humour. Then add my balls...

 

[Moriath]

Ok. This was going to be the post where I showed you the picture of me setting my balls on fire.

However, I'm drunk, that's on the bird's phone and I've only got me with fire poi. But I cannae figure out how to add it.

So. Just imagine me on fire. Then add some humour. Then add my balls...

And imagine the hangover and burnt balls.

 

[Raven]

Yodel, again.

Claiming I signed for a parcel.

Odd, I was under general anaesthetic at the time at the hospital.

The sooner those fucks go into administration the better.

 

[Ormorof]

Shove your fireworks up your arse tbh.

It astonishes me every year how stupid people are with fireworks

I live near a big open park where it is allowed to use fireworks on NYE but instead they set off the rockets in narrow space between buildings

And then in the morning we all have to hear about the tragic fires caused by fireworks...

Fecking Eedjiots

 

[soze]

I honestly hate fireworks being sold to anyone that is not organising a public display. For weeks after they go on sale you get idiots setting them off a 2am and 3am just because they think it makes them billy big bollocks.

 

[soze]

Arseholes that think they can come to your house and just vape as much as they want. I do not give a fuck if it is not harmful (as far as you know) I do not like the smell and it is my house so out you go fuck pig. He went to smoke it outside and just went home the fecking child.

 

[TdC]

It astonishes me every year how stupid people are with fireworks

Berlin dude, some of them crazy kids were throwing fireworks at each other. I like the big displays because I think they're pretty and can be worth it. Consumer grade fireworks are pish tbh.

 

[TdC]

getting a fine, after selling my car over 6 weeks ago, for the fact it dropped out of the road worthiness records while being on sale at a dealer

 

[Bodhi]

Arseholes that think they can come to your house and just vape as much as they want. I do not give a fuck if it is not harmful (as far as you know) I do not like the smell and it is my house so out you go fuck pig. He went to smoke it outside and just went home the fecking child.

Wow. Sounds like fun parties at your house. Want to breathe out some water vapour? Outside with you!

Sounds like he was better off at home frankly.

 

[Ormorof]

Dont see what the problem is its his house his rules

Im sure the vaper has some things he does not like other doing in his home

Would have done the same tbh (though the friends i have who vape all go outside without being asked!)

 

[Gwadien]

Wow. Sounds like fun parties at your house. Want to breathe out some water vapour? Outside with you!

Sounds like he was better off at home frankly.

I don't like it when people vape inside too. No idea why, maybe because of what it represents?