SPAM random annoying things

[Raven]

Flying from one shithole to another, yes, yes it is.

 

[old.user4556]

Surprise they're not charging you extra for sitting on their seat for too long.

 

[DaGaffer]

Flying from one shithole to another, yes, yes it is.

Someone from Northampton calling Dublin OR Manchester a shithole. I have all the LOLs

 

[old.user4556]

I've been to Manchester a couple of times. Thought it was nice, like a bigger Glasgow. Much nicer than London.

 

[Raven]

Someone from Northampton calling Dublin OR Manchester a shithole. I have all the LOLs

I don't live in Northampton I get to look at those mooks from the outside. I pity the poor fucker that has to spend his life in a city though.

 

[Ormorof]

And we dont even realise that there are poor mooks loving out in the bog still fearful of bright lights and hot water that comes with civilization

 

[old.user4556]

Is this storm going to fuck off yet?

I hear Cumbria is in a pretty shitty states, my missus is down in Yorkshire and has said the flooding is terrible.

 

[Gwadien]

Is this storm going to fuck off yet?

I hear Cumbria is in a pretty shitty states, my missus is down in Yorkshire and has said the flooding is terrible.

Scotland is like Africa.

There wasn't much coverage on this storm until it hit Cumbria/Yorkshire.

 

[old.user4556]

I wouldn't expect it to be on your news until it was ... you know ... news.

 

[Gwadien]

I wouldn't expect it to be on your news until it was ... you know ... news.

Scotland be washed away and joined onto Greenland, Newcastle gets a bit of rain and then we notice.

 

[old.user4556]

Was once joined onto Greenland some time ago. Unless you're a Christian, in which case you don't believe that.

 

[Gwadien]

Was once joined onto Greenland some time ago. Unless you're a Christian, in which case you don't believe that.

Not again though.

 

[old.user4556]

Well that's not actually true, there's every chance of it (look up Pangea Ultima). At least all the continents will be joined back together.

 

[Billargh]

This is outside my mates house, very lucky this was one of the one times he didn't have his car parked in this exact spot.

 

[CorNokZ]

Was your camera drunk?

 

[Billargh]

Not my photo dude, I expect seconds later though the guy taking it got swept off his feet and blown away.

 

[CorNokZ]

48 hours written exam during the fucking weekend. Cunting English teacher!

She married a Scot, which might be why she is so fucking bitter

 

[soze]

I have just seen someone I am informed is called Sia singing of the X Factor and she has this stupid fringe thing that covers her eyes so there is no way she can see. It is like Lady Gaga and I hate off that stupid fashion clothing stuff. You are a famous singer just stand there in jeans and a t shirt let your voice get the headlines.

 

[caLLous]

The fact that you're talking about her means her ridiculous hair worked.

It's X Factor, they have to do something other than singing to stand out or be remembered.

 

[Raven]

As far as I know she is stupidly shy, which is why she does it.

She has some pretty powerful videos too


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWZGAExj-es



View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vjPBrBU-TM


An interview
http://www.billboard.com/articles/5770456/my-anti-fame-manifesto-by-sia-furler

Edit, stop watching X-factor though

 

[soze]

It was on downstairs I am not watching it I thought I recognised her voice she is in that Titanium song, she has an awesome voice.

 

[caLLous]

How can you see her hair from upstairs? :\

 

[Edmond]

She has been around for ages, she was the singer with Zero 7, and she writes a lot of stuff for other artists too

But......both those videos, which I have seen, but turned off long before the end, border on pedophlilla if you ask me

 

[caLLous]

Oh it's her. You can tell how much of a shit I give about "pop" music. I remember there being a fuss with the LeBeouf video.

 

[soze]

How can you see her hair from upstairs? :\

I went downstairs to get a tasty beverage (and some jam roly poly and custard) and it was on.

 

[CorNokZ]

I went downstairs to get a tasty beverage (and some jam roly poly and custard) and it was on.

 

[TdC]

I had forcey fun time with your socks last night Corn. Just fyi.

 

[sayward]

People who slam on their brakes to let people out of junctions. Especially when I'm the only car behind and there is no one else for miles.

 

[Scouse]

People who slam on their brakes to let people out of junctions. Especially when I'm the only car behind and there is no one else for miles.

Yep. Giant cunts. There's a system of road rules that'd work really well if people followed them


In other randomly annoying news - my beloved Civic Type-R looks like it's suddenly about to become uneconomical to fix. It's in at the garage for what ostensibly may turn out to be a new clutch (which I can live with) but may in the end turn out to be a new gearbox (which I can't be arsed with).

It's done just shy of 170,000 miles and to be fair has been given a proper pumping for most of them but I could do with it hanging on for a few more months.

 

[TdC]

I feel your pain Scouse. I sold my beloved GT last week to a used car reseller after my garage tried to make me pay 60% of it's value in "repairs"


On topic: my dear colleagues making noise in the office. I'm doing some fairly complex SA documents atm and the fuckers are all singing songs and throwing stress-balls around and such larks. I've already told them I have plenty of work for them to do if they're bored, but noooo, that's not how it works it seems :-/