SPAM random annoying things

[Moriath]

But still it makes a point lol

 

[caLLous]

I'm fed up of seeing Klitschko and Fury flirting with each other every time I watch anything on Sky Sports.

 

[~Yuckfou~]

Hope they've got an ambulance ready for Fury.

 

[caLLous]

Knowing nothing about boxing (just from seeing both of them too much this week), I'd say Fury's going to get battered.

 

[Cadelin]

Men who go into cubicles in public toilets and then take a piss with the door open.

 

[Scouse]

Men who go into cubicles in public toilets and then take a piss with the door open.

Men who piss in cubicles rather than in the urinal.

 

[Moriath]

Men who piss in cubicles rather than in the urinal.

We might not all be as endowed as you scouse

 

[Scouse]

We might not all be as endowed as you scouse

Well, if you've got a small dick at least sit down if you *must* piss in a public cubicle. I'm sick of having to wipe other men's piss off the crapper if I want to go for a shit.




Oh. And Daniel Sturridge.

 

[DaGaffer]

Men who piss in cubicles rather than in the urinal.

So if the urinals are all occupied you wait?

 

[old.user4556]

So if the urinals are all occupied you wait?

You go up behind them and suck on their ear lobes.

I was in the headquarters of RBS a few years back, all their toilets are cubicles.

 

[Lamp]

I got a hole in my jeans pocket

Not quite big enough to stick a finger through it, but big enough to lose keys, coins, and very small pigs-in-blankets.

I hate shopping for new jeans. But I hate sewing more.

 

[Scouse]

So if the urinals are all occupied you wait?

There are almost always valid exceptions to the rules

 

[Moriath]

Well, if you've got a small dick at least sit down if you *must* piss in a public cubicle. I'm sick of having to wipe other men's piss off the crapper if I want to go for a shit.




Oh. And Daniel Sturridge.

Why do you have to wipe piss when your not sitting but squatting anyway

 

[Scouse]

Why do you have to wipe piss when your not sitting but squatting anyway

You'd have to take your pants off to squat - and I ain't doing that in a public loo...

 

[fettoken]

Some assholes take their pants off and stand on the toilet seat, squatting when they take a dump.

 

[Scouse]

Some assholes take their pants off and stand on the toilet seat, squatting when they take a dump.

That's me. But not in public bogs. And I've never shit on the seat

This is why.

 

[fettoken]

That's me. But not in public bogs. And I've never shit on the seat

This is why.

Fair enough, i could see why but some people do actually shit on the seat as well. Filthy fuckers.

 

[Scouse]

Fair enough, i could see why but some people do actually shit on the seat as well. Filthy fuckers.

Then they should clean the seat. Just like the people who piss on them

 

[fettoken]

Then they should clean the seat. Just like the people who piss on them

Ideally, yes. But, i think they enjoy and even get off to the idea that someone would spot their shit, and even sit on it. Definitely a sexual thing!

 

[~Yuckfou~]

I tend to choose a cubicle. I'm not happy standing within a couple of feet of some guy who has his cock in his hand tbh.

 

[TdC]

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/10/09/worlds_oldest_woman_scoff_daily_ration_of_bacon/

 

[MYstIC G]

I got a hole in my jeans pocket

Not quite big enough to stick a finger through it, but big enough to lose keys, coins, and very small pigs-in-blankets.

I hate shopping for new jeans. But I hate sewing more.

Stop fiddling with it then.

 

[fettoken]

Stop fiddling with it then.

You can't stop fiddling with a hole tbh.

 

[Raven]

So if the urinals are all occupied you wait?

That's what sinks are for.

 

[Cadelin]

So if the urinals are all occupied you wait?

No, I didn't say you can't use them, I just request people close the cubicle door.

 

[Ormorof]

I once peed in a sink in an "artsy" restaurant because it looked like a urinal

I turned around to find the sink and a guy came out of the cubicle and washed his hands where i had just taken a wizz

 

[Scouse]

No, I didn't say you can't use them, I just request people close the cubicle door.

Why? It's no different than pissing in a urinal. OCD?

 

[old.user4556]

I know what he means, you walk into the gents, you glance along and all doors are open, so in you walk (probably touching cloth) quickly followed by the surprise of a man standing there. Cue a stifled "sorry mate". Just shut the fucking door.

 

[~Yuckfou~]

Rain.

 

[Billargh]

Stomach bugs.

Is there anything worse in life than going from having liquid running out your botty to having to stand up, spin round and vomit all over your poop?