SPAM random annoying things

[Moriath]

Had the best triple 3x100g patty with cheese and onion, and extra cheese, and cheese-fries with onions and vanilla milkshake.

Would go that not the shake tho. Cow tit juice is rank

 

[Ormorof]

Milky milky goodnes!

 

[Lamp]

Eating half a chocolate bar in bed, falling asleep, waking up to discover the uneaten half had melted and stuck to your face in the night and the pillow looking nightmarish

 

[Edmond]

Eating half a chocolate bar in bed, falling asleep, waking up to discover the uneaten half had melted and stuck to your face in the night and the pillow looking nightmarish

That's what you get for trying to have post birthday celebration...

Happy Birthday @Lamp btw

 

[Lamp]

Thank you matey

 

[caLLous]

Eating chocolate in bed after you've brushed your teeth? You animal.

 

[fettoken]

Just had the worst Pad Thai course ever. Uncooked vegetables, soggy noodles, nonexistent peanuts, lemon instead of lime, wrong vegetables, disgusting and cheap chicken pieces. How can you fail such a dish if you're from Thailand?! Talk about failing as a human being....

 

[Zarjazz]

Odd coincidence and it gives me a chance to brag but I've just had a brilliant Jantaburi Pad Thai. Same as a normal Pad Thai but with dried chilli flakes for a spicy kick and added crab meat. If you can find somewhere that does it, though obviously not from where @fettoken has been, then very recommended.

 

[Trem]

Cunt parents and managers at kids football matches. What a joyous time it was today in gale force wind and torrential rain listening to abusive scum at an 11 and under match.

 

[DaGaffer]

Cunt parents and managers at kids football matches. What a joyous time it was today in gale force wind and torrential rain listening to abusive scum at an 11 and under match.

I'll say one thing for Ireland, you don't get that shit at GAA matches.

 

[Raven]

Just had the worst Pad Thai course ever. Uncooked vegetables, soggy noodles, nonexistent peanuts, lemon instead of lime, wrong vegetables, disgusting and cheap chicken pieces. How can you fail such a dish if you're from Thailand?! Talk about failing as a human being....

Chinese and Thai food is dreadful round here to the point we never eat it unless its home made, tones of excellent curry places though, spoiled for choice. If someone would open up a high quality Chinese they would make a killing.

 

[fettoken]

Chinese and Thai food is dreadful round here to the point we never eat it unless its home made, tones of excellent curry places though, spoiled for choice. If someone would open up a high quality Chinese they would make a killing.

It's probably because you guys don't have as many middle/late middle aged white men importing thai-wives Thailand/Burma/SIngapore etc, as we do in Sweden. Or?

Anyway, another thing that wanted me to punch a huge dick in the face today was an article related to bubbly, prosecco and the likes, where some 'connoisseur' says prosecco and the likes doesn't stand up to "real champagne" (want to punch people in the throat when hearing that) has an "unchallenged kind of deepness and complexity to it".

Calling @Olgaline to sort this out!!

 

[Gwadien]

Chinese and Thai food is dreadful round here to the point we never eat it unless its home made, tones of excellent curry places though, spoiled for choice. If someone would open up a high quality Chinese they would make a killing.

There's a place in Leicester called Terracotta, where all the Chinese go to eat, we go there, its brilliant, the head waiter is like 103 too.

 

[Raven]

Yeah but they are all hobbits in Leicester and I imagine all the portions are tiny for their tiny little hands.

 

[DaGaffer]

Got a very good Thai place near us now, although weirdly, sticky rice doesn't seem to be a thing with Thai restaurants in Ireland. I have no idea why. I very rarely eat Chinese because I find it quite boring.

 

[Gwadien]

Some guy walked into the male changing rooms and said to a male walking out 'sorry, excuse me, is this the boys changing room' I thought lol who is this.

Then he walked in carrying his gym bag in one hand and a 3 piece suit in the other.

Theatre wanker

 

[~Yuckfou~]

Forum wankers.

 

[~Yuckfou~]

Kay Burley.

 

[caLLous]

Kay Burley is just awful. Every time I hear her mentioned I think of this. I'm not a fan of Chris Bryant but this was brilliant.



She is such a bad interviewer.

 

[Raven]

The fact that corned beef has now gone low salt so it doesn't actually taste of anything at all.

 

[Moriath]

The fact that corned beef has now gone low salt so it doesn't actually taste of anything at all.

Which ones are they ? The sainsbury one i have was nice last week. But i dont get the tinned stuff

 

[backdoor]

Katie Price - you don't get much more annoying or random

 

[Shagrat]

corned beef is wrong anyway. that's what you eat when there's nothing else in the cupboard.

 

[backdoor]

corned beef is wrong anyway. that's what you eat when there's nothing else in the cupboard.

I like corned beef ? has to be princes

Hate spam

 

[caLLous]

Hate spam

Oh the ironing.

 

[CorNokZ]

People with long ass emails

Did you really need your entire full three names in there?

 

[DaGaffer]

People with long ass emails

Did you really need your entire full three names in there?

If you have a common name (as I do) then sometimes that's the only way to get your name in an email address without resorting to number/letter switching or other ugliness. Having said that, security experts don't recommend it as its giving away too much personal info (I tend to use initials plus surname).

 

[CorNokZ]

Her names were French, Danish and Swedish...

 

[Scouse]

I can't stop shitting. Not diahorrea (or however you spell it). Just poo. Fucking tonnes of it. Physics-defying amounts. More is coming out than went in. Like five times a day

 

[Lethul]

Her names were French, Danish and Swedish...

Wow, thats a weird name!