SPAM random annoying things

[TdC]

being about three weeks behind at skoolwerkz even though you just spent a week of 20hr workdays slaving

 

[Ormorof]

when you try to cook something fancy for a change, and it ends up looking like porridge

 

[Aoami]

What were you trying to make? Oats and Milk Surprise?

 

[Billargh]

Peter Kay.

 

[Deebs]

Being in an area that has a hosepipe ban. Fucking wanking water companies need to stop selling off land to make profit. Also I want a reduction in my bill as you fuckers are not providing the service I am paying for.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

More importantly they need to stop the hundreds of gallons an hour they lose for leaks. Fix them and there's no water shortages, ever.

 

[Raven]

Yeah, we had a leak for weeks in the village. They dug the road up three times in three different places before they found it and fixed it, even then they just left water gushing out of a hole surrounded by roadworks for the best part of a week before they actually sorted it out, I hate to think how many gallons gushed out of that. Still, the local pond and lake are looking nice and full now!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Yeah, we had a leak for weeks in the village. They dug the road up three times in three different places before they found it and fixed it, even then they just left water gushing out of a hole surrounded by roadworks for the best part of a week before they actually sorted it out, I hate to think how many gallons gushed out of that. Still, the local pond and lake are looking nice and full now!

What disgusts me is that they have all these leaks but then aggressively chase poor people who are slightly late paying bills, as if their finances rely deeply on the couple of hundred pounds rather than the thousands they have spewing out every minute...

 

[Chilly]

Society crumbles if people dont pay debts, dont be such a fucking hippy.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I'm not saying people shouldn't pay debts?

I'm saying the water companies need to concern themselves more with fixing leaks than debt chasing as it'll bring them more profit and everyone will have more water. That's a bigger priority, not the only priority. I'm not Scouse ffs.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

And here's an interesting fact dug up by the QI elves regarding water leakage:

Enough water wastes away through the leaky pipes of UK water companies to supply Bristol, Birmingham & Manchester combined

That's utterly damning.

 

[gohan]

being about three weeks behind at skoolwerkz even though you just spent a week of 20hr workdays slaving

pfffft, just turn up, take no note, do no revision, get smashed all weekend, write a 2000 word essay at 10pm while hungover and get distictions.......... simple formular

 

[Lamp]

Three drops of rain fall from the sky and women immediately stick their umbrellas up. Its 3 drops of rain for chrissake. Your precious hair won't get ruined. Surprised you bloody noticed TBH walking along with your face permanently buried on facebook on your iphone

 

[Rubric]

When your ex wife of 15 years says she's so gutted about the break up of your marriage and then starts seeing someone else after month. Fucking bitch.

 

[CorNokZ]

When your ex wife of 15 years says she's so gutted about the break up of your marriage and then starts seeing someone else after month. Fucking bitch.

You do know how to stop her being a bitch, right?

 

[Rubric]

You do know how to stop her being a bitch, right?

Never managed to figure it out in 15 years.

 

[CorNokZ]

Kill her

 

[Overdriven]

When your ex wife of 15 years says she's so gutted about the break up of your marriage and then starts seeing someone else after month. Fucking bitch.

See, this is exactly why I tell the GF that I refuse to get married. - The idea of that scares the shit out of me, can't even imagine how it actually feels.

 

[Aoami]

Kill her

I knew it was coming but still lolled hard.

 

[Ch3tan]

Never managed to figure it out in 15 years.

Kill her

You clearly aren't someone who thinks outside of the box Rubric.

 

[Raven]

Not being able to see my screen due to direct sunlight, thanks to that cat pulling the curtain rail off.

 

[TdC]

not being able to stop time (so I can clear up everything I'm way behind on....like sleep, homework, housework, actual work, gym, mountain biking, more sleep...and pooping). The latter I shall sort out right now though. Go me!

 

[Raven]

Pooping, get a nappy and do it while you do your housework.

 

[Rubric]

I knew it was coming but still lolled hard.

To be fair it was the response I typed then deleted.it incase it was ever used in evidence.

 

[Rubric]

Should I post home made bj video on the net or just email to New fella?

 

[Deebs]

Should I post home made bj video on the net or just email to New fella?

Go for it...

 

[Overdriven]

My housemate is on Skype to his GF in Brazil (lolol...) and all I can hear is him screaming at her, hilarious

 

[Gwadien]

So if your housemate is in Brazil, where's his GF?

 

[Overdriven]

He is on Skype, to his GF, who lives in Brazil (She, living in Brazil. Him, in this house, in the Midlands)

 

[caLLous]

What disgusts me is that they have all these leaks but then aggressively chase poor people who are slightly late paying bills, as if their finances rely deeply on the couple of hundred pounds rather than the thousands they have spewing out every minute...

31bn, the total capacity in litres of Bewl reservoir, which Southern Water is seeking a drought order to refill.
35bn litres lost last year by Southern Water through leaks.