SPAM random annoying things

[Raven]

The 40 year old virgin throws his toys out the pram again. How novel

 

[Moriath]

Well since regular cyclists are far more likely to live a long, healthy life than their sedentary counterparts, I think you might have chosen a poor analogy. See, there's an instance where I know best. As for smoking, if someone posts in a public forum that their smoking is harmless, I'm perfectly entitled to issue a retort to the effect that they're talking out of their arse.

Perhaps you should follow your own advice. The fact that we'd all have to wait until you knew best before you posted again might mean we're subject to less of your anal seepage.

U less said cyclist gets hit by a car . More likely to have that happen to you than a guy standing in a shelter smoking a cig.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Pretty sure I didn't say that...

Nope, but it's the truth.

Funny how the cycletrons think that if you don't like cycling, then you're a shutin couch potato.

 

[Jupitus]

Fucking buses!! After waiting bloody ages for the bus that goes directly home, the one I caught decided to 'terminate' after about half a mile. Then I realised I was right by a boris bike stand, problem solved!!!



I waited for the next bus and had a ciggy

 

[mooSe_]

Got woken up by my housemate having a really loud phone conversation in a mix of Spanish, English and Japanese. I don't understand Spanish but I could follow the rest. "Cabron, something something something 100% THC something something something Then I asked her to suck my dick." It's 5am T_T I have an exam later

 

[old.Tohtori]

Got woken up by my housemate having a really loud phone conversation in a mix of Spanish, English and Japanese. I don't understand Spanish but I could follow the rest. "Cabron, something something something 100% THC something something something Then I asked her to suck my dick." It's 5am T_T I have an exam later

Housemates are fun ain't they

 

[Moriath]

Got woken up by my housemate having a really loud phone conversation in a mix of Spanish, English and Japanese. I don't understand Spanish but I could follow the rest. "Cabron, something something something 100% THC something something something Then I asked her to suck my dick." It's 5am T_T I have an exam later

Was he talking to scouse?

 

[TdC]

yesterday I lost my shit at a girl in front of me in a queue to get ice cream. it was a hot day, and after queueing for quite a while for my post-mtb-ride pistachio she got served and decided to take 5 minutes choosing a flavour. why the fuck hadn't she done that in the 5 minutes she was queueing? after waiting for her to make up her mind for a few minutes, I got irritated and I snapped my fingers in front of her face and growled at her to make the fucking choice.

tbh I was a bit shocked at myself

 

[old.Tohtori]

Was she hot? Need to know if i should dislike or like that post.

 

[Gwadien]

yesterday I lost my shit at a girl in front of me in a queue to get ice cream. it was a hot day, and after queueing for quite a while for my post-mtb-ride pistachio she got served and decided to take 5 minutes choosing a flavour. why the fuck hadn't she done that in the 5 minutes she was queueing? after waiting for her to make up her mind for a few minutes, I got irritated and I snapped my fingers in front of her face and growled at her to make the fucking choice.

tbh I was a bit shocked at myself

Don't separate TDC and food.

Moral of the story.

 

[caLLous]

Hah, I've used that line outside the tuck shop at school. There was a fat lad called Paul in my year who would just barge through the queue of poor younglings to get to the chocolate. "Never get between Paul and food" was used a lot.

 

[Gwadien]

Hah, I've used that line outside the tuck shop at school. There was a fat lad called Paul in my year who would just barge through the queue of poor younglings to get to the chocolate. "Never get between Paul and food" was used a lot.

Cool story, Paul.

 

[Bodhi]

TDC seen yesterday, whilst hungry.

 

[leggy]

Needing a disco nap before a night out which will end at 10pm. Fuck my life.

 

[caLLous]

I've always had you down as the same sort of age as me. When did you become old and shit?

 

[leggy]

I'm ill

And old

 

[DaGaffer]

yesterday I lost my shit at a girl in front of me in a queue to get ice cream. it was a hot day, and after queueing for quite a while for my post-mtb-ride pistachio she got served and decided to take 5 minutes choosing a flavour. why the fuck hadn't she done that in the 5 minutes she was queueing? after waiting for her to make up her mind for a few minutes, I got irritated and I snapped my fingers in front of her face and growled at her to make the fucking choice.

tbh I was a bit shocked at myself

That's pure stress. All that final paper shite looking for an outlet and she got both barrels. You need a holiday

 

[Zarjazz]

Flying off to San Francisco this Sunday for the first time, then off to Silicon Valley for various meetings. I can't wait!

However my schedule looks something like this:

Arrive at airport late evening, arrive at hotel, goto meeting, return to hotel, goto meeting, return to hotel .... repeat for a week, fly back to London jet-lagged to fuck.​

Good times.

 

[old.user4556]

Needing a disco nap before a night out which will end at 10pm. Fuck my life.

Ooooft I know this all to well. Really started to feel it in my 30s.

 

[Scouse]

WTF is a 'disco nap'?

 

[old.Tohtori]

If i had to guess correctly, it's probably a nap before disco. How 70s.

But if i just had to wing it without my brain working i'd say it's when you take a 2-3min nap in the bar to keep going.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Ooooft I know this all to well. Really started to feel it in my 30s.

Not drinking enough then. All drinking related "problems" with age come from drinking too little.

 

[Tom]

yesterday I lost my shit at a girl in front of me in a queue to get ice cream. it was a hot day, and after queueing for quite a while for my post-mtb-ride pistachio she got served and decided to take 5 minutes choosing a flavour. why the fuck hadn't she done that in the 5 minutes she was queueing? after waiting for her to make up her mind for a few minutes, I got irritated and I snapped my fingers in front of her face and growled at her to make the fucking choice.

tbh I was a bit shocked at myself

People (women) always say that women are better at multitasking. But when I get to the cashier in the supermarket, it's always the women who pack everything away, then get their purse from their handbag, then open it, then fish around for coupons, then get their money/card out, then faff around with the receipts/change, then put the receipts/change in the purse, then put the purse in the handbag, then put the handbag in the trolley, before finally walking off. Whereas the men have their card/money ready as they're packing, they pay while still packing, they shove the change and receipt in their pocket and are out of there in seconds.

 

[old.user4556]

WTF is a 'disco nap'?

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away ..... when you were in your 20s @Scouse ..... you'd likely have had enough energy to spend a full day doing things, then be full of energy for evening activities (pub then club). If you're like me though, as you've gotten older, you can't last until 3am any more and quite frankly you want to sack it by midnight because of being too tired. Therefore, a Disco Nap is an afternoon / early evening sleep that prepares you for a long evening of drinking at the discotheque. You'll be shouting in your mate's ear at 3am "good times!" whilst grooving to Good Times.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKl6EZShaaw

 

[Hawkwind]

Flying off to San Francisco this Sunday for the first time, then off to Silicon Valley for various meetings. I can't wait!

However my schedule looks something like this:

Arrive at airport late evening, arrive at hotel, goto meeting, return to hotel, goto meeting, return to hotel .... repeat for a week, fly back to London jet-lagged to fuck.​

Good times.

That's pretty much my life. Last two weeks - Kuwait, Qatar, LA and Mauritius. Meeting on Sunday in Dubai then back to Mauritius later in the week. Probably Rwanda, Kuwait the following week.

 

[old.user4556]

That's pretty much my life. Last two weeks - Kuwait, Qatar, LA and Mauritius. Meeting on Sunday in Dubai then back to Mauritius later in the week. Probably Rwanda, Kuwait the following week.

Frustrating. Are your £50s too big for your wallet and your diamond shoes also too tight?

 

[Gwadien]

Frustrating. Are your £50s too big for your wallet and your diamond shoes also too tight?

This @Hawkwind you could always quit, or are you a slave to the wage?

 

[Lakih]

While that probably sounds exciting and full of flair and drinks with supermodels and movie stars, i'd bet it's more like lots of waiting at airports and spending time alone in hotel rooms without seeing the family for two weeks.
I enjoyed going on business trips for work because I got to fly around and see parts of the country I wouldn't otherwise, but it is far from luxurious and quite a pita if you have family.

 

[DaGaffer]

My business travel these days mostly consists of exciting international travel to....Watford. I did go to Oslo last week though.

 

[Edmond]

Having an argument elsewhere with a guy who is saying they show adverts on BBC2 & BBC3, I said he's obviously not in the UK and he's trolling the fuck out of me say only BBC1 is paid for by the license fee, the rest is commercial. anyone here watching BBC outside the UK, im assuming BBC worldwide via iPlayer shows ads, but don't get them on TV here in the UK