SPAM random annoying things

[leggy]

I have taken the football player Romelu Lukaku who plays as a striker for Everton F.C. (F.C. stand for 'Football Club') out of my fantasy football team that I have created on The Sun's Dream Team website.

Oh good god. Football and The Sun in one sentence. I think I just lost 35 IQ points reading that

 

[TdC]

Lukaku is a hawaii'ian ukulele player, Billargh had him booked for his vacation he won from a Capri Sun package, as part of a group of people who help you dream. MAssage, ukulele music, etc. Now he's a bit miffed that he's switched his career to magic.

seems legit -.-

 

[Billargh]

Toto is actually right, everything in my previous post was a ruse! My Capri Sun holiday was under an NDA, nice knowing you guys.

 

[Raven]

Cars that need a key for the ignition, what fucking century are we in now?! Got a Seat Leon for the week and I have to find the key before starting the bloody thing, why can't I just have it in my pocket?!

 

[Gwadien]

Cars that need a key for the ignition, what fucking century are we in now?! Got a Seat Leon for the week and I have to find the key before starting the bloody thing, why can't I just have it in my pocket?!

Haha, my dad got a new merc and he was amazed that you didn't need a key.

He was also amazed that you touch the door handle to lock the door.

 

[Moriath]

Cars that need a key for the ignition, what fucking century are we in now?! Got a Seat Leon for the week and I have to find the key before starting the bloody thing, why can't I just have it in my pocket?!

Except when they can be hacked. Like the bmws. Hehe

 

[dysfunction]

My car still has a key.

 

[Edmond]

My car still has a key.

Mine too?

Do most cars not have keys now??

 

[dysfunction]

Mine too?

Do most cars not have keys now??

Prehaps!! I'm not down with the kids these days!

 

[Edmond]

Prehaps!! I'm not down with the kids these days!

Me too.....

 

[Raven]

Mine too?

Do most cars not have keys now??

Keyless entry, has a button near the handle and a engine start switch. Keyfob stays in my pocket.

 

[Edmond]

Keyless entry, has a button near the handle and a engine start switch. Keyfob stays in my pocket.

What, every new car?

 

[Raven]

I thought so... I just drive my wife's car usually...a Nissan Micra. Unless I am driving a work car. As I live within stretchable walking distance of work I have never bothered buying a car.

The wife's car is the sport version with all the bells and whistles, auto wipers, parking sensors etc but with it being a shitty 6 year old micra I thought that was pretty standard for modern cars.

Apparently that isn't the case though.

 

[Moriath]

No. Mine has a plastic fob that you put in the dash. It's not a key in the traditional sense but it does have an old fashioned key incase the battery dies in the car.

 

[Raven]

Yeah the Micra does too (have a flip out key) but never really understood why. You get a message on the dash when the batter is running low...we had an error code for about a month before bothering to get a new battery so its not like you ever need to use the key. And oddly enough there is no keyhole on the doors so no idea how you would even get in it when the battery runs out.

 

[Moriath]

My doors have a special secret bit that flips open for a key from the outside. You can't really see it without knowing there a cap bit for it there. Otherwise if the battery died and you were outside you never be able to get into the car. Yours prob has something g similar.

 

[old.user4556]

I have keyless entry, and can I just say that it's sometimes a pain in the cock if you misplace the key fob somewhere in the car or it goes down the pit of doom.

 

[Raven]

Is the pit of doom a bumhole?

 

[old.user4556]

Is the pit of doom a bumhole?

 

[CorNokZ]

 

[Syri]

After seeing the haywire electronics in my dad's peugeot, I think I'll stick with the nice simple system in my old(ish) mazda. I'm into tech and all that, but I also believe in keeping things that just work, working.

 

[Moriath]

After seeing the haywire electronics in my dad's peugeot, I think I'll stick with the nice simple system in my old(ish) mazda. I'm into tech and all that, but I also believe in keeping things that just work, working.

My 1986 ford escort was simplicity itself. Just go to the parts shop buy the bad bit. Remove four bolts . Replace bad bit. Good to go.

Can't do that these days heh

 

[Lamp]

Chinese food.

Ate enough for two, bought for four. Loads left over. The food kept looking at me. OK one more mouthful. Even as I'm thinking "just one spoonful" its already reached my tail and the second is past my teeth.

Damn you salt and pepper chilli prawns

 

[fettoken]

Looks like a Spanish dish.

 

[Moriath]

Chinese food.

Ate enough for two, bought for four. Loads left over. The food kept looking at me. OK one more mouthful. Even as I'm thinking "just one spoonful" its already reached my tail and the second is past my teeth.

Damn you salt and pepper chilli prawns

Yuck prawns. But yes Chinese. Mmmmm

 

[TdC]

Yuck prawns

prawns are delish! burn the witch!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Not sure about prawns, haven't had more expensive ones so current situation is "Yuck, prawns".

 

[DaGaffer]

I never touched any seafood until I was in my early twenties, when a girlfriend took me to a Korean restaurant and made me eat chilli prawns. Now its "yum, prawns" (and crab and lobster, and loads of other seafood). Still can't touch oysters though.

 

[dysfunction]

The last two times I have had oysters I got food poisoning. And I didn't enjoy eating them either.

So no oysters for me ever again no matter if people say how good they are.

 

[Raven]

I don't eat them either. A few years back I was in France and had to eat them, a friend of a relative laid on a massive dinner for us that included oysters and he had gone to so much trouble making us feel welcome I couldn't turn him down. Horrible things.