SPAM random annoying things

[old.Tohtori]

Well, today i woke up to the female unit of the house "singing" we are the world, in what i can only assume is the tune of eminem.

That or a cat was sucked through the house ventilation system.

 

[Zarjazz]

I now have a 3 monitor configuration at work \ _ /. My neck now has a crick in it from all this turning left & right I have to do to view the extra screen space.

#firstworldproblems

 

[old.Tohtori]

You should build a 30ish degree lazy susan type of thing where you can rotate the monitors to be infront of you

 

[Moriath]

You should build a 30ish degree lazy susan type of thing where you can rotate the monitors to be infront of you

Motorised to keep your eyes central on where the mouse is or so. Racks your mouse movement to move the monitor to where it is. Hehe

 

[sayward]

How do I stop jackdaws and magpies eating all my birdfood? First time I've had a garden for 10 years.

 

[Gwadien]

How do I stop jackdaws and magpies eating all my birdfood? First time I've had a garden for 10 years.

@throdgrain

 

[MYstIC G]

How do I stop jackdaws and magpies eating all my birdfood? First time I've had a garden for 10 years.

@Trem scarecrows required!

 

[Moriath]

How do I stop jackdaws and magpies eating all my birdfood? First time I've had a garden for 10 years.

They are birds too. But you can get feeders that only smaller species can get to from your local garden centre

 

[Gwadien]

My mum complains when other birds come into the garden and bully the other birds out of the way to get food.

She's basically encouraging Darwinism.

 

[Trem]

@Trem scarecrows required!

*plays the A-Team theme*

Actually @sayward in the end I found it better to embrace them, that or explode them.

It will drive you mad I tells ya.

 

[caLLous]

Actually @sayward in the end I let them win.

!!

 

[sayward]

There are 2 fat pigeons who squeeze onto the birdtable and I swear one day they will have eaten so much seed that they won't be able to get out from under the roof. and then it's pigeon for tea.

 

[old.Tohtori]

How do I stop jackdaws and magpies eating all my birdfood? First time I've had a garden for 10 years.

Why do you want birds stop eating your birdfood?

 

[caLLous]

I'm not sure if you're taking the piss but because the big fat fuckers take all the food and the smaller ones who need it more end up going without.

 

[TdC]

went our for a walk after a week of flu. I'm weak as fuck. my hands were literally shaking when I got home

 

[caLLous]

You haven't been ill since I acted surprised that you were in good health that one time have you? /

 

[Zarjazz]

You should build a 30ish degree lazy susan type of thing where you can rotate the monitors to be infront of you

I like this idea but I think I'll just get the cables all twisted.

 

[TdC]

You haven't been ill since I acted surprised that you were in good health that one time have you? /

got it off a coworker last Wednesday. half the friggin NL is ill -.-

 

[TdC]

got it off a coworker last Wednesday. half the friggin NL is ill -.-

also, I got all kinds of hell from school as I missed a deadline, and I dropped a junior guy at workies in the shit and made him work 20 hours over the weekend with little or no support.

such...joy

 

[old.Tohtori]

I like this idea but I think I'll just get the cables all twisted.

Yeah you need to add seperate holes for all the different cables, pre-sorted and with enough length to accomodate movement. Get to it you lazy bum

 

[old.Tohtori]

I'm not sure if you're taking the piss but because the big fat fuckers take all the food and the smaller ones who need it more end up going without.

Nah was just curious. Anyhoo in that case confined food works where the bigger can't get, if you're an equal birdrights kind of person

Whole different discussion on the "do they really need humans feeding them", which we won't get into. Especially since i'm assuming there's a different kind of "issue" with UK birds etc and so on.

 

[Trem]

I'm not sure if you're taking the piss but because the big fat fuckers take all the food and the smaller ones who need it more end up going without.

I don't know, isn't it because the little ones are seen as cuter? A fluffy little sparrow compared to a pigeon is always going to get the sympathy.

The greatest bird I've ever seen in my garden, I mean just stunning and in perfect condition was a sparrow hawk. I even saw one get a bird mid flight, that was cool.

 

[sayward]

Yeah you need to add seperate holes for all the different cables, pre-sorted and with enough length to accomodate movement. Get to it you lazy bum

Why do you want birds stop eating your birdfood?

Cos I want all the nice little cutie birds like robins and wrens and I hesitate to say it all kinds of tits!!

 

[sayward]

also, I got all kinds of hell from school as I missed a deadline, and I dropped a junior guy at workies in the shit and made him work 20 hours over the weekend with little or no support.

such...joy

Took me 3 weeks to feel vaguely normal. Went in the gym yesterday and my knees started to shake.

Had a letter from a friend on the other side of the country and she described my exact same symptoms. I haven't seen her for years.

 

[Moriath]

Cos I want all the nice little cutie birds like robins and wrens and I hesitate to say it all kinds of tits!!

Just look in the boob thread for tits. .. I know too easy. Sorry.

 

[Trem]

@sayward tits like hanging feeders as do robins but they are more nervous than sparrows so you have to have them a bit further from the house.

Look at me, Bill Odd!

Oooh I did an annoying thing, I sliced my finger open sharpening my pen knife then later on I took the plaster off with the same knife and stabbed another finger doing it. The little cut that you can't really see hurt like a bastard it was more a deep stabby one than a slice and I think my bone stopped the blade.

 

[Moriath]

@sayward tits like hanging feeders as do robins but they are more nervous than sparrows so you have to have them a bit further from the house.

Look at me, Bill Odd!

Oooh I did an annoying thing, I sliced my finger open sharpening my pen knife then later on I took the plaster off with the same knife and stabbed another finger doing it. The little cut that you can't really see hurt like a bastard it was more a deep stabby one than a slice and I think my bone stopped the blade.

Yay @Trem strikes again

 

[Trem]

Actually did I show any of you the pictures of my arse the time I damaged that?

 

[Moriath]

Actually did I show any of you the pictures of my arse the time I damaged that?

Thought that was damaged beyond repair years ago by @TdC

 

[TdC]

@Trem was already damaged when I got in there. Like chucking a toothpick down an oil pipe chumlar :-(