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Especially with invisible barriers, or walls that are lower then the ones your character has already climbed over in the past :p

yes. or doors that just won't open. if I go in here and a monster shits all over me, then maybe I will have to learn to not go in there until I have learned to handle my stuff. stop implementing things that hinder me to cover your game design flaws.
 

old.Tohtori

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Married guy on a powertrip when he finally gets out from under his wifes shoe? :p

Wouldn't take those kind of comments seriously. Take critics seriously, but just the ones making sense.
 

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Having to provide an essay plan along with an actual essay.

I don't plan them, I just sick up the words onto a page then rearrange and add things and change things later.

I can churn out 1000 words in half an hour or so then spend several hours sorting it out.

Not much of a plan but it works for me.
 

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Its when you complete the game and it says you can go back and complete bits you may have missed, but you cant do half of them as you've already trashed part of it and cant go back in
 

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Its when you complete the game and it says you can go back and complete bits you may have missed, but you cant do half of them as you've already trashed part of it and cant go back in

Reminds me of when I played Skyrim, told this story so many times; on one story line, I had to go kill a General, but in the main story line, I had to go speak to her, guess which one I did first :(
 

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Wetarses panicking because we have about an inch of snow, no you can't go home. ffs

It is a great time to play the rear wheel drive card though. Sorry can't stay, I'll get stuck.

(we had a couple of inches in brum, and the 1 Series was fine, only killing me 3 times on the way home)
 

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Used to love belting around in the snow in my rear wheel drive work van. Sunderland was the best place, if you actually hit a car you'd probably be doing them a favour.
 

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It is a great time to play the rear wheel drive card though. Sorry can't stay, I'll get stuck.

(we had a couple of inches in brum, and the 1 Series was fine, only killing me 3 times on the way home)

Abandoned BMWs, abandoned BMWs everywhere.

I got stuck on the piece of pavement between the road and my drive.
 

Bodhi

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Abandoned BMWs, abandoned BMWs everywhere.

I got stuck on the piece of pavement between the road and my drive.

Haven't had an issue in 5 winters with a BMW to be fair, 2 nd gear and turn the traction control off normally works a treat. Had loads more issues in the Golf to be fair.

I also made it off the works car park to see an Audi had lost it on the roundabout outside work and flattened a lamp post. After the stick I got from the posh Skoda lot at work, this did raise a smile :)
 

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Some stupid cow was trying to get up the hill out of our village last year in a BMW Zsomething (the hairdressing BMW), she was actually flooring it and hoping for the best. She ended up writing it off in a ditch in a 20 zone. Slow motion insurance claim.
 

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Couple of years ago some dip shit was zig-zagging all the way up a fairly steep street in his piece of shit BMW, he fucked the original tracks up so much that no one could get up the street any more.
 

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Some stupid cow was trying to get up the hill out of our village last year in a BMW Zsomething (the hairdressing BMW), she was actually flooring it and hoping for the best. She ended up writing it off in a ditch in a 20 zone. Slow motion insurance claim.
And you knew it was written off because you saw her insurance claim. Or you just guessed for comic effect?
 

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I love rear wheel drive in normal driving conditions. So for three days a year it's not so good. I'll take that.
 

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Shame there's not many rear wheel drive cars around. Compared to the standard.
 

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I think you will find it does. Try drive a rear wheel drive, then a front wheel drive then a 4x4 in the snow. Then comment.
 

old.Tohtori

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Derp. Not the issue discussed though. Now you're switching it to "which wheel drive is best in snow" :p
 

Bodhi

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Rear wheel drive = a proper car.

Front wheel drive (or Wrong wheel drive) = Shopping trolley

Four wheel drive = for farmers and people who can't drive properly.
 

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Rear wheel drive = a proper car.

Front wheel drive (or Wrong wheel drive) = Shopping trolley

Four wheel drive = for farmers and people who can't drive properly.
I find I go through tyres a lot more quickly on front wheel drive cars. Pulling away from a standing start I spin the wheels more, hardly ever do with the rear wheel drive cars.

Pushing works better than pulling except when you don't have the engine weight over the wheels in snow.
 

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My Transit van is rear wheel drive, its great fun
Aha, white van fucker here in the flesh. Do me a favour and take The Sun off the dash, it's a fucking eyesore.
 

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