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[old.user4556]

Not needing a jobby until 10:30am - let me explain:

My bowels are reliable and like clockwork - I eat my morning toast at 8am, and I generally need my daily jobby at about 8:20am. The beauty of this is that I get into the toilets well in advance of my Indian colleagues. The toilets are clean, fresh, fragrant and ready to receive my perfectly tapered log. Utter satisfaction.

Occasionally, they're not so reliable. If I don't need to go until 10:30am, my Indian colleagues have done their morning jobbies which smell like a combination of dog shite, vomit and lamb biryani with extra hot sauce. Furthermore, never mind the unbearable stench that turns your white shirt brown, there's pish everywhere. Pish on the floor, pish on the toilet seat, pish up the wall. And bogeys - did I mention the bogeys wiped on the wall? It's an operation in itself to clear up the arse dust and black pubes before I can sit down onto a warm "just been used 2 minutes ago" seat as I hold in a wretch.

Their toilet habits are awful.

 

[Gwadien]

Not needing a jobby until 10:30am - let me explain:

My bowels are reliable and like clockwork - I eat my morning toast at 8am, and I generally need my daily jobby at about 8:20am. The beauty of this is that I get into the toilets well in advance of my Indian colleagues. The toilets are clean, fresh, fragrant and ready to receive my perfectly tapered log. Utter satisfaction.

Occasionally, they're not so reliable. If I don't need to go until 10:30am, my Indian colleagues have done their morning jobbies which smell like a combination of dog shite, vomit and lamb biryani with extra hot sauce. Furthermore, never mind the unbearable stench that turns your white shirt brown, there's pish everywhere. Pish on the floor, pish on the toilet seat, pish up the wall. And bogeys - did I mention the bogeys wiped on the wall? It's an operation in itself to clear up the arse dust and black pubes before I can sit down onto a warm "just been used 2 minutes ago" seat as I hold in a wretch.

Their toilet habits are awful.

The call centre I used to work as had the toilets next door to where we worked (It was more or less a converted house.) and the manager only ate fast food.

Joy.

 

[Moriath]

Yeah, well, I do that in reverse, take the 5 minute walk to the bus stop, then realised I left my student card (that double ups as the bus pass) in my other jacket.

Good one.

Ewwwwww public transport

 

[Gwadien]

Ewwwwww public transport

Someone has to use public transport with all these immigrants driving around clogging up the roads, getting into car crashes and ruining the NHS right?

 

[Moriath]

Someone has to use public transport with all these immigrants driving around clogging up the roads, getting into car crashes and ruining the NHS right?

But it's full of people. Ewwwwww. Interacting with the unwashed masses. Shudder.

 

[Bodhi]

Someone has to use public transport with all these immigrants driving around clogging up the roads, getting into car crashes and ruining the NHS right?

Yes. Poor people mainly.

 

[Scouse]

Someone has to use public transport with all these immigrants driving around clogging up the roads,

We should vote UKIP - they want to ban benefit claimants from driving (and voting)...

(and probably living).

 

[Moriath]

We should vote UKIP - they want to ban benefit claimants from driving (and voting)...

(and probably living).

Lol ban everyone not born in this country from moving

 

[Scouse]

Lol ban everyone not born in this country from moving

And the poor who were born here m8.

Not just anti-foreigner. Also anti-poor.

 

[Moriath]

And the poor who were born here m8.

Not just anti-foreigner. Also anti-poor.

Ofcourse

No one deserves to live if they don't ean at least 50k. Should go die in the gutter and not annoy me . May or may not be joking

 

[Gwadien]

I might intentionally fail at life on live on the dole then get numerous operations from the NHS, then sue the council on a regular basis.

and upload photos on here.

 

[Raven]

Buying washing machines. It says it washes clothes on the description, its made by someone I have heard of, I don't need to get a mortgage to buy it...whats not to like.

Lots of things apparently. So now I have to spend £500 just to make sure I have clean pants.

 

[Moriath]

Buying washing machines. It says it washes clothes on the description, its made by someone I have heard of, I don't need to get a mortgage to buy it...whats not to like.

Lots of things apparently. So now I have to spend £500 just to make sure I have clean pants.

Hehe. We got an lg direct drive model. Very quiet .

 

[Raven]

It is actually an LG one she has picked, from her gilded sofa. I have to go and buy it tomorrow, arrange delivery, make sure its installed, get rid of the old one etc.

 

[Lakih]

Can't you just order it online and have it delivered to your home? Some larger stores offers delivery and installment packages with the hardware they sell.

 

[Raven]

I could...but then I wouldn't be able "to get some money off, meeeeh"

 

[Moriath]

I could...but then I wouldn't be able "to get some money off, meeeeh"

Let us know how much you manage to get off . Going to currys or something like that?

 

[Raven]

To be honest I would be happy with walking into the shop, pointing at it, slapping the money on the counter and walking out. Anything longer than 5 minutes to buy a thing just seems like a complete waste of time these days.

 

[Moriath]

To be honest I would be happy with walking into the shop, pointing at it, slapping the money on the counter and walking out. Anything longer than 5 minutes to buy a thing just seems like a complete waste of time these days.

Gotta factor in the petrol and time for what you actually get off heh

 

[Gwadien]

When doing an essay, put in a quote, then go back to it 10 mins later, forgetting which page you got it from.

Oops.

I really need to get into the habit of sorting out the correct 'referencing' system as I'm writing a quote down, as opposed to writing it down, with the rough book title and/or (depending on memory' writing the page number down.

 

[Moriath]

When doing an essay, put in a quote, then go back to it 10 mins later, forgetting which page you got it from.

Oops.

I really need to get into the habit of sorting out the correct 'referencing' system as I'm writing a quote down, as opposed to writing it down, with the rough book title and/or (depending on memory' writing the page number down.

Ash student problems. Hehe

 

[Moriath]

@Raven how much did you save on your washing machine ?

 

[Raven]

Somewhere between fuck and all.

 

[Moriath]

Worth the trip out rather than an online purchase then?

 

[Raven]

They didn't even have it in stock. Ordered online to come Wednesday.

Shops are well and truly dead.

 

[Moriath]

I find ao.com good for that sort of stuff.

 

[Moriath]

Just got told to fuck off by a relative cause she was calling the killing of dogs in Romania a holocaust. I tried to point out the difference and that it was more of a dog genocide rather than a holocaust. Guess she didn't appreciate the help with her use of vocabulary.

 

[Edmond]

I find ao.com good for that sort of stuff.

I use ao.com for all my stuff, never had a problem, and they're very quick

 

[dysfunction]

And you can get 2.5% cashback for washing machines from ao.com if you use quidco!!

 

[caLLous]

@dysfunction is so moneysupermarket.com!