SPAM random annoying things

[Billargh]

"How long you gonna be..?"

ARRRGHHH

 

[Gwadien]

"How long you gonna be..?"

ARRRGHHH

My housemate is the worst for this.

Like, seriously.

I'm having a shower and he knocks on the door like 'hurry up'

Well sir, in order for me to hear your request, I had to turn the shower off, which is electric, so I have to now vacate the shower for 2 minutes so it doesn't scald me, maybe if you left me to it, I'd be as quick as I can anyway, because let's face it, if we're competing over the bathroom in the morning, clearly both of us have somewhere to go, so we're not going to take our time, are we?

 

[TdC]

Even worse when they try to start a protracted conversation.

An ex was happy to continue conversations while she was on the loo, with the door open. I left the door open once and never heard the fucking end of it

 

[DaGaffer]

My housemate is the worst for this.

Like, seriously.

I'm having a shower and he knocks on the door like 'hurry up'

Well sir, in order for me to hear your request, I had to turn the shower off, which is electric, so I have to now vacate the shower for 2 minutes so it doesn't scald me, maybe if you left me to it, I'd be as quick as I can anyway, because let's face it, if we're competing over the bathroom in the morning, clearly both of us have somewhere to go, so we're not going to take our time, are we?

I'm pretty sure you're allowed to beat him to death. No jury would convict you.

 

[sayward]

DPD aaaargh

 

[Edmond]

Had a headache all day, woke up with it. Got very nauseous around mid day and was sick. Made myself a cup of tea at a customers house were I have been working all day, spilt the whole cup over the work top, down the front of the washing machine and all up the cream painted wall. So a good day in all

Still got the headache too

 

[old.Tohtori]

Headache and nausea combo isn't necessarily "normal". Wouldn't hold off on a doctor visit too long.

As in headache due to nausea = not that biggie, nausea due to headache = might be biggie.

 

[Edmond]

The nausea went away mid afternoon, I put It down to not having any food, no appetite. Taken some tablets and about to get in the bath, might have to forego my pre soak tug though, might make the headache worse

 

[Moriath]

Had a headache all day, woke up with it. Got very nauseous around mid day and was sick. Made myself a cup of tea at a customers house were I have been working all day, spilt the whole cup over the work top, down the front of the washing machine and all up the cream painted wall. So a good day in all

Still got the headache too

Ouch. Should have stayed in bed

 

[old.Tohtori]

Fail becoming a synonym for accident.

 

[leggy]

Cunts dinging the side my car with their spastic door opening techniques in car parks. I now have 2 largish dents and to top it off some wanker has clipped my front wheel arch (probably drunk knowing the area) and driven off.

It's 1 year old and this will be the 3 time in the bodyshop due to no fault of my own. =

 

[Scouse]

3 time in the bodyshop due to no fault of my own.

Don't bother. Accept that a car is something that goes from A to B and it's external appearance means nowt in the long run.

Then spend the cash you save on something else that you treasure. Or beer.

 

[Moriath]

I wouldn't put the car in the shop for parking dings.

 

[sayward]

The nausea went away mid afternoon, I put It down to not having any food, no appetite. Taken some tablets and about to get in the bath, might have to forego my pre soak tug though, might make the headache worse

Pregnant?

 

[Moriath]

PARA USA said Neeson's comments reflected a "cultural and factual ignorance that undermines support of the Second Amendment and American liberties".

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-30912656

Stupid americans

 

[leggy]

Don't bother. Accept that a car is something that goes from A to B and it's external appearance means nowt in the long run.

Then spend the cash you save on something else that you treasure. Or beer.

I would usually

However it's a company car and if I don't make a claim I'll have to pay when the lease is up. So ..... I make a claim and reset my no claims (again)

 

[leggy]

Plus the wheel arch isn't a ding ... It's caved in

The amusing part was the the van who's door hit me still had MY paint on the edge of the door. It's a distinctive shade of red.

 

[Edmond]

Pregnant?

Hmmm, not thought of that. Maybe?

 

[Raven]

Might be Ebola.

 

[Billargh]

Ebolaids.

 

[Edmond]

Ebolaids.

Probably this, hopefully they will both kill each other off and my body will be used for medical science to cure mankind

Either that or the big smelly poo I had this morning sorted it out

 

[old.Tohtori]

Hmmm, not thought of that. Maybe?

With all the PMSing going around lately, wouldn't be surprised

 

[Billargh]

It truly is amazing how well a massive dump can sort you out.

 

[Edmond]

It truly is amazing how well a massive dump can sort you out.

It really did stink too, it was like acid. I wont be needing to trim the old nose hairs for a week or so I can tell ya

 

[Billargh]

It really did stink too, it was like acid. I wont be needing to trim the old nose hairs for a week or so I can tell ya

At least you won't have to trim your arse hair now either!

 

[Edmond]

At least you won't have to trim your arse hair now either!

....or bleach it

 

[Edmond]

Just been to Tesco, basket full of stuff, go to the self serve check out and run everything through.....

....forgot my wallet, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK

 

[Bodhi]

Just been to Tesco, basket full of stuff, go to the self serve check out and run everything through.....

....forgot my wallet, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK

Did this yesterday as well, also in Tesco funnily enough. Luckily I am supremely lazy, and never put my card back in my wallet after paying for stuff, so found my bank card in my jacket.

It's not laziness, simply efficiency

 

[Gwadien]

Did this yesterday as well, also in Tesco funnily enough. Luckily I am supremely lazy, and never put my card back in my wallet after paying for stuff, so found my bank card in my jacket.

It's not laziness, simply efficiency

Yeah, well, I do that in reverse, take the 5 minute walk to the bus stop, then realised I left my student card (that double ups as the bus pass) in my other jacket.

Good one.

 

[TdC]

you and me both Ed. I woke up with a headache so bad I thought I was going to puke :-/