SPAM random annoying things

[Moriath]

I have an MTB mate who was poorly for a while. He swears by MRI scans. Only way to see what's up tbh.

What. MTB stand for?

 

[TdC]

MEGA TRANNY BUTTSECKS!!! also, MounTainBike

 

[Edmond]

MEGA TRANNY BUTTSECKS!!! also, MounTainBike

Heavy night...?

 

[TdC]

no more than usual

 

[old.Tohtori]

Roomie and his gf have been having an argument for about a hour and a half. I have headphones on as per usual, so i can avoid most of it, but this girl has the most annoying "angry voice" i've ever heard. Pierces through my headset and the wall they're behind. Miimiimiiiimimiiiiii!!!!


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpcUxwpOQ_A

 

[Lamp]

My m8 just came back from Vienna and recommended a schnapps - a piemontesische (whatever that is) called Haselnuss.

Anyone drank any?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Notbut people. Works on a lot of things, but easiest example is; "not racist but".

Nutbutts if you will.

(Also applies to a lot of Nobut people)

 

[CorNokZ]

When I for a second thought I had shared an xxx video on Facebook...

 

[Billargh]

Just browse porn in incognito mode, simples.

 

[CorNokZ]

Just browse porn in incognito mode, simples.

I did. Lifesaver

 

[Scouse]

Corporate Abuse

 

[Moriath]

Corporate Abuse

Ah come on it was bound to happen

 

[DaGaffer]

Corporate Abuse

Agree, but...large retailers do the same thing to their suppliers (via "marketing contributions") so its kind of inevitable the model would get pushed down the supply chain, although at least in the case of retailers they can at least pretend the contribution is for a purpose.

 

[Raven]

Corporate Abuse

Not really, just one in a catalogue of mistakes that will lead to them going out of business. They are already in panic mode attempting to sell off assets and will be broke early next year.

Half their suppliers will tell them to piss up a rope and the other half will increase costs.

 

[Raven]

The fact that gaming mice seem to be made for people with child sized hands these days.

 

[Zarjazz]

The fact that gaming mice seem to be made for people with child sized hands these days.

So true. I'm looking for a new mouse and was horrified to learn they no longer make the G9x. The new Logitech "replacements" models look like mice that had a run in with the Borg, gained 50 keys in the process and added blue LED's for extra bling.

 

[TdC]

word on the street is them blue leds make yo' D bigger

 

[Bodhi]

Corporate Abuse

Common as hell in IT. When I worked for a hardware manufacturer, a certain ink company, a software house big in virtual stuff and quite a few others all asked for a yearly payment so we could "partner" with them.

 

[Gwadien]

Common as hell in IT. When I worked for a hardware manufacturer, a certain ink company, a software house big in virtual stuff and quite a few others all asked for a yearly payment so we could "partner" with them.

Yep, large corporations can easily hold smaller corporations and the government infact to ransom.

Don't like the way we're operating? Look how many jobs we can cut, imagine how bad that'd look for you guys.

 

[Scouse]

Ah come on it was bound to happen

Yes. It's inevitable in a bent economic system.

But "ah come on" it's still abuse...

 

[Moriath]

Yes. It's inevitable in a bent economic system.

But "ah come on" it's still abuse...

It may be bent but it's the only one we have.

 

[Scouse]

It may be bent but it's the only one we have.

You seem to be labouring under the impression that our economic system is a fixed thing rather than a malleable entity, subject to the whim and imagination of a ruling class we supposedly vote for.

If we don't like it - we can change it...

 

[Raven]

blah blah blah, ivory tower blah blah blah

 

[old.Tohtori]

If we don't like it - we can change it...

Unless your friends circle has a couple of thousand people in it, don't think you can do sh*t to be honest.

 

[Raven]

Texting a mate when you meant to text your wife.

Yeah, I love my mate and all...but not that much.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Texting a mate when you meant to text your wife.

Yeah, I love my mate and all...but not that much.

Well you can sit and moan about it on the internet or go get yourself some friendpoon.

 

[Raven]

Well I would but he lives in Birmingham and nobody visits Birmingham without a damn good reason.

 

[old.Tohtori]

FAir enough

 

[TdC]

Texting a mate when you meant to text your wife.

Yeah, I love my mate and all...but not that much.

"I loved it when you choke-wanked me last night"

 

[Scouse]

"I loved it when you choke-wanked me last night"

YOu dothat every nigth m8