SPAM random annoying things

[Raven]

Isn't that standard for Dutchland?

 

[TdC]

I was actually waiting for a quip re a guy in womans shoes fondling my "package" but hey ho reality bites, @Raven

 

[Moriath]

I hate setting/ doing/ marking homework. Gahhhh.

The kids hate doing it. So win around really lol

 

[Gwadien]

What i'd do, personal idea/opinion, no real training in the field, younger kids might need a different curriculum yadayada(usual disclaimer bull );

Make school days as per work, 9-5 what have you.
Don't give homework, give assignments. Such as with jobs, "we need this paper by friday". Kids can then choose to do it at home to save time.
Give some time during the day for "personal work hours". Kids can use it as they see fit, with same pressure as with homework(but kept in school), as in your parents will smack you if you don't get it done.
Could also segment this time so that other classes are being taught while other kids do their work. Less students in class, more allocated teacher/kid time.
Give ideas for home, not work. Such as "Here's a paper on how to build a volcano, might want to try it out." Again, choice then to do so if it interests the kid.
Added to above; try to steer the kids to what they seem good at. If they don't "get" biology, or don't seem interested, don't waste time trying t force it on them. Use the time on other things they seem interested in, hell, doubletime in chemistry class.
Hometime is hometime. For siblings, parents, hobbies, what have you.

Just a rough top of head thing i wrote, but youg et the idea.

That's what College starts to do though really, you have like 15 hours a week but to do well you need to put in like 3/4x of your own hours in.

Unfortunate thing is that because colleges are now compulsory in the UK they're starting to control kids again so they don't ruin their exam results, because that's all that really matters, and its that mentality that has to change, there needs to be a closer more regular inspection of all aspects of school, not just 'Are they succeeding?'

Schools are truely measured by the results they receive and most believe you achieve this by giving them and absolute fuck load of homework.

I don't think a school day should be 9-5 though if anything id move it to 11-5 for the more rural schools especially.

 

[Scouse]

Me.

Apparently

 

[CorNokZ]

Me.

Apparently

Can't come as a surprise to you, surely?

 

[caLLous]

Me.

Apparently

I had to go back a page and was getting annoyed because I couldn't see the question in @Gwadien's post that you were responding to. Then I understood.

 

[Gwadien]

I had to go back a page and was getting annoyed because I couldn't see the question in @Gwadien's post that you were responding to. Then I understood.

So you got annoyed at the Random Annoying Things thread?

How Alanis Morissette

 

[Scouse]

Can't come as a surprise to you, surely?

5 minutes in my company IRL is like 3 years as a billionaire's hooker-tester

 

[Raven]

Full of aids?

 

[Hawkwind]

Having to eat the company Thanksgiving Dinner in the car park of our new building, organised by people that should be put in charge of jack shit!

 

[TdC]

5 minutes in my company IRL is like 3 years as a billionaire's hooker-tester

You get to briefly play with high class pussy, but then you go home to watch Eastenders and do your tax forms, while some asshole gets to bang that pussy up like a pneumatic hammer, on his yacht, parked next to his tropical island, while coked up, setting fire to 100squid notes and laughing at the pain of the proles?

 

[DaGaffer]

...while some asshole gets to bang that pussy up like a pneumatic hammer, on his yacht, parked next to his tropical island, while coked up, setting fire to 100squid notes and laughing at the pain of the proles?

*pitches script for next Euronillions ad campaign*

 

[TdC]

*registers painoftheproles.com*

I'm brilliant, me. I should take pain pills more often

 

[Moriath]

Having to eat the company Thanksgiving Dinner in the car park of our new building, organised by people that should be put in charge of jack shit!

Why a car park? And why thanks giving dinner in Dubai ? I worked for an American company for the last 16 years and they never forced it on us as eu didn't want to give us the vacation day I guess lol

 

[Lamp]

Feeling thirsty after eating Chinese food

 

[Lakih]

blablabla 100squid notes blablabla

What's a squid note?
(yeah, i'm slightly bored)

 

[Hawkwind]

Why a car park? And why thanks giving dinner in Dubai ? I worked for an American company for the last 16 years and they never forced it on us as eu didn't want to give us the vacation day I guess lol

New building which is not finished, old building too small and an HR dept that is fucking mental. Indians Regional Dir who thinks it will make him look good to US bosses.

 

[old.Tohtori]

What's a squid note?
(yeah, i'm slightly bored)

Is the real currents innit?

 

[Moriath]

New building which is not finished, old building too small and an HR dept that is fucking mental. Indians Regional Dir who thinks it will make him look good to US bosses.

Bit warm outside for Turkey dinner in Dubai I imagine

 

[Hawkwind]

Bit warm outside for Turkey dinner in Dubai I imagine

It was the basement underground car park under the building. Still very warm and hardly an appropriate venue

 

[Moriath]

It was the basement underground car park under the building. Still very warm and hardly an appropriate venue

Ooo carbon monoxide and particulates from all the exhaust fumes make your turkey taste yummy. Hehe

 

[CorNokZ]

The lump in my girlfriend's breast..

Tests to be done within six days, so nothing is for certain at this stage

She's off the hook!

 

[old.user4556]

That is exceptionally good news, very glad to hear it!

 

[Raven]

I think we as FH doctors need pictorial proof.

 

[TdC]

Time to motorboat those healthy jubblies like there is no tomorrow!!

 

[CorNokZ]

I think we as FH doctors need pictorial proof.

I'll see if I can manage a sneeky under the covers tonight while she's asleep

 

[old.Tohtori]

She's off the hook!

Ah, another single woman in the world. Good times

 

[caLLous]

I'll see if I can manage a sneeky under the covers tonight while she's asleep

Ok but make sure you take pictures too!

 

[old.user4556]

Pictures? Gifv live feed fs.