SPAM random annoying things

[Olgaline]

You never had the cake !

You cant handle the cake!

 

[Moriath]

You cant handle the cake!

I can handle imaginary cake !

 

[Olgaline]

I can handle imaginary cake !

What ever helps you sleep at night

I also had a juicy steak, portabello mushrooms with butter, garlic parsly and chilli.
and a couple glasses of Seghesio old vine zinfandel 2006

Oh, and a glass of Quinta do noval 2003 with the cake and icecream

 

[TdC]

I had some cake once

 

[CorNokZ]

IT'S OVER 9.000!!!!!!!!!!!!!


View: http://youtu.be/SiMHTK15Pik

#9001

 

[Moriath]

I had a nice Sancerre tonight. And have a chateaux neuf du pap for tomorrow

Might have spelled that wrong heh.

 

[Raven]

pap

 

[CorNokZ]

My school has blocked Netflix, HBO Nordic and my other streaming site.. But if you get the urge to spank the monkey, PornHub, xnxx, YouPorn, Brazzer etc. are all open for business

I got an hour to kill before my class starts! What am I supposed to do with the other 58½ minutes?

 

[MYstIC G]

Tumblr?

 

[Ormorof]

Study?

 

[TdC]

clean your man yogurt off the library communal PC?

 

[old.Tohtori]

clean your man yogurt off the library communal PC?

Clean? Public places? That's what women are for. I mean cleaning ladies. Err....cleaning people!

 

[TdC]

after spending 3 hours yesterday splitting my visio drawing of my logical, but data-center correct, infrastructure diagram to make it also correct with regard to our network backbones, and then an extra hour faffing to make it fit on to an A3 paper sheet and still actually be legible rather than 4pt text everywhere (because we have le retrads who print things like this), the first...FIRST...thing I hear getting in the office this morning is that nobody understands the new drawing and can I please make it less complex. tempted to shape the diagram in to a goatse and send it back

 

[CorNokZ]

Tumblr?

If I wanted to look at heavily photoshopped pictures of useless stuff, I'd get on my GF's Pinterest

Study?

Please...

 

[Lamp]

Pink dogs

 

[TdC]

the way Dutch media sources were talking about that dude in Canada who killed those cops: "he was obsessed with guns and computer games", "he smoked weed and felt oppressed by the police", however "no motive is known at this time". Media, meh.

 

[fettoken]

Fucking hell, parked in a perfectly free space. Two cars pulls up next to me... In one car, one guy, in the other, two women middle aged. Result below. One of these fucker parked close so the passengers couldn't get in. Guess who?

 

[fettoken]

ah what the fuck some immigrant asshole comes parking there as well and slams the door up so I bumps in a bit. Asked what the fuck he was doing, could barely speak English. Understood fucking idiot. No mark though.

 

[georgie]

Fucking hell, parked in a perfectly free space. Two cars pulls up next to me... In one car, one guy, in the other, two women middle aged. Result below. One of these fucker parked close so the passengers couldn't get in. Guess who?

Some fucker's stolen your steering wheel too!

 

[fettoken]

Some cheeky Brit was seen running from the scene. *peers around*

 

[Lamp]

Online restaurant reviews

(a) the food was disgusting. Avoid
(b) amazing food. Can't fault it.

Brilliant. Very helpful. You can't both be right.
Sod it. I'm going to the garden to eat worms.

 

[Moriath]

Online reviews mean dick all tbh. Either they are censored so they are all good. Or only the few people who dislike the me put all the reviews in and the people who like don't bother.

I use my own judgement and don't bother with reviews most times. It sorted me fine so far.

 

[old.user4556]

Online restaurant reviews

(a) the food was disgusting. Avoid
(b) amazing food. Can't fault it.

Brilliant. Very helpful. You can't both be right.
Sod it. I'm going to the garden to eat worms.

This is why Tripadvisor can also be a load of dick.

I generally use it as a "finger in the air" based on an average of all the reviews, if they're generally skewed to the low end I will give it a miss and look elsewhere.

 

[DaGaffer]

This is why Tripadvisor can also be a load of dick.

I generally use it as a "finger in the air" based on an average of all the reviews, if they're generally skewed to the low end I will give it a miss and look elsewhere.

You have to apply "review the reviewer" tests. Ignore all the twats who give everything a bad review and calculate based on what's left. I do find TripAdvisor pretty useful, but these days Amazon reviews only have comedy value.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yeah, let's ask the internet(even this forum) how McDonalds is. Would be all over the place.

Reviews are opinions afterall and when talking of an inconsistent area like food preparation and personal taste, not really accurate.

I like to use reviews as guidelines, in anything, just like asking a friend what they think.

 

[Lethul]

Yeah, let's ask the internet(even this forum) how McDonalds is. Would be all over the place.

Reviews are opinions afterall and when talking of an inconsistent area like food preparation and personal taste, not really accurate.

I like to use reviews as guidelines, in anything, just like asking a friend what they think.

I hope most people here would rate McD rather low

 

[old.Tohtori]

Depends on the country, but as far as fast food goes, it has it's products. Prefer a quarterpounder myself if i order anything, two ofcourse to make a half a pounder

 

[MYstIC G]

YouTube. Started streaming Evolve using Twitch. Only done it 3 times and YouTube has now "blocked" the account. Glad I used a separate profile, how fucking shit.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Does evolve have a NDA in effect? Would explain it. Otherwise it's rather weird.

 

[Jupitus]

Putting your washing in the machine, switching it on, then coming back as it's finished to empty it and finding 1 sock on the floor by the machine.


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