SPAM random annoying things

[CorNokZ]

Your post annoys me then

 

[Gwadien]

First message I receive on my birthday;

Uni presentation.

Fuck off for today pls.

 

[Raven]

When was your birthday?!

 

[Gwadien]

Today

 

[Edmond]

Today

HBD

Now get to school and learn some shit!!

 

[Raven]

Today

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Gwadien]

Pics or it didn't happen.

So you basically want dated pictures of my mothers vagina?

 

[Raven]

No I already have them. I require a picture of cake.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Today

Hibbies dibbies.

 

[Billargh]

I just broke an Xbox pad playing GTA: San Andreas. Stupid fucking Just Dance missions in the game, who gives a fuck about that shit? I just want to pop some motherfuckers.

 

[caLLous]

Plot twist - you love the dancing submissions so much you just can't stop playing them.

 

[TdC]

Gwad not posting pictures of cake annoys me.

 

[Gwadien]

Gwad not posting pictures of cake annoys me.

:O

check again.

 

[caLLous]

Hmm, sub-missions*. Didn't see that when I posted.

 

[TdC]

:O

check again.

THERE IS NO CAKE IN THAT PIC

 

[Raven]

People talking to you through the door when you are trying to take a shit at work.

 

[TdC]

throw your shit over the door at them. problem? what problem?

 

[TdC]

People talking to you through the door when you are trying to take a shit at work.

actually, that's nothing. I was once having a well-hungover crap in the Brussels office when a Belgian in the stall next to me started talking to himself and either wanking or having an attaque. I was so hungover that the very act of poohing had me on the brink of passing out and really wasn't up for any dodgy stuff

 

[Edmond]

actually, that's nothing. I was once having a well-hungover crap in the Brussels office when a Belgian in the stall next to me started talking to himself and either wanking or having an attaque. I was so hungover that the very act of poohing had me on the brink of passing out and really wasn't up for any dodgy stuff

You should've watched through the glory hole....no?

 

[TdC]

I tried to come up with a witty retort but I got nothing tonight



View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUl3tsgIg_k

 

[MYstIC G]

I got nothing tonight

He said to every lady ever...

 

[sayward]

Same thing.

And no, it doesn't. You have no more insight into anything because of what I've said.





And achieve what, exactly?

Are you my long lost brother?

 

[CorNokZ]

Well, he's certainly lost...

 

[Olgaline]

Gwad not posting pictures of cake annoys me.

I, had an awesome cake yesterday, Deep dark 70% Valrhona chokolate and "homemade" vanilla and crema Italiana Ice cream but you lot aint having none, not even a peek!!

 

[Moriath]

No pic

 

[TdC]

No pic

 

[caLLous]

Well did anyone consider that the cake may be a lie?

 

[Olgaline]

You twats don't deserve it!
Here's a tip from my FB yesterday:
"Nakutakia siku njema la kuzaliwa Bwana"

 

[Moriath]

You twats don't deserve it!
Here's a tip from my FB yesterday:
"Nakutakia siku njema la kuzaliwa Bwana"

You never had the cake !

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well did anyone consider that the cake may be a lie?

Forgot all about that meme.