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Deebs

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Another thing that annoys is seeing Big G's title and wondering, "is she sexy and where are the pics?"
 

Cerb

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Seeing Shagrat's avatar and every single time wanting to know who it is.
 

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how about when the surgeon puts you under for an operation and you wake up an hour later to be told they havent f**king done it!!!!:mad:
 

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how about when the surgeon puts you under for an operation and you wake up an hour later to be told they havent f**king done it!!!!:mad:
Not had that happen to me enough for it to be annoying :p Infact, only ever been under once in my lifetime.
 

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how about when the surgeon puts you under for an operation and you wake up an hour later to be told they havent f**king done it!!!!:mad:

Not waking up would be worse TBH
 

Cerb

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She's called Ariel

You sir are a true hero. A man among boys.

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CorNokZ

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She only has eight fingers.. Would not pollinate!
 

caLLous

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Technically speaking, that's the right amount of fingers. :)

/mega-pedant
 

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After typing in a few comments on YouTube, you have to decipher that fucking nonsense in a box, and type it in. "You did not enter the correct letters". No shit. Surely they don't need to make them un-fucking-readable ?!
 

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I always have to refresh it about 6/7 times before there is one i can actually make out
 

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I might submit my tax return like that. See if the cnuts like that !
 

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Fussy eaters.

So I was scratching my balls for a bit (as you do - one of life's great pleasures), then handed my wife a handfull of Tangfastics with the same hand. She said I was disgusting and told me to shower. Pffff.

I don't see the problem.
 

Shagrat

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stop dissing my avatar :( i doubt if i would even notice her hands if she was stood in front of me, I'd have much pleasanter areas to concentrate on
 

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I fucking shat my pants first time I watched that during morning Spanish class.. Screamed like a little girl once too, to the amusement of my classmates :|
 

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but but but you're a strapping and burly norseman :(
 

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The kid in Real Steel. Half way through watching it atm and he is doing my head in. How did it get 7/10 on IMDB?
 

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Having an annoying day/issue and getting angry(pissy, annoyed, whatnot) at someone completely unrelated to the issue.

Really annoying.
 

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Lazy bastard mechanics who don't fix things when you've told them twice even after writing it down on a bit of paper and selotaping it to the bike!
 

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Since im starting this whiskey i might as well share a short observation. Don't "you guys" find it disgusting when some colleague or guy you know starts talking about what he did last weekend / year, yada yada i slept with those women, they are all whores, i got to come in their cunts and sometimes they let me come in their ass etc. He kept making these really disgusting grins each time he explained how he / his friend got laid etc. Also... THERE WERE AUDIBLE RECONSTRUCTION OF THE ACT ):

What the hell is up with that. That is women talk. We (at least i) don't want any detailed story on a guys sex life. I know how it works. Keep it short. You know how it works, am i right?
 

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Just tell your Dad to stop bragging ;):p
 

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never drank any TBH. Olgaline is our resident whisky expert
 

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Isn't that a Drambuie? If so that's not real whiskey :)
 

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