SPAM random annoying things

[Moriath]

I had a 386 dx 30. Was my first pc

 

[leggy]

SX33 Baby.. tried to get Doom running on that badboy with no sound card. It went at about 5 FPS when there were more than 5 baddies on screen.

LOVED IT.

 

[Moriath]

I have my 486 dx100 I think it was. When doom came out

 

[ileks]

Police helicopters.

That #Selfie song. The slag talking throughout sounds exactly like a girl from uni I used to know. Frighteningly so. She went to international school and was a proper spoilt brat and had that exact accent, although she was Spanish (and had never been to the USA). Shit she even looks like her.

 

[Raven]

My first PC was an Athlon 1600 or some shit. I was a console scrub before that. Plus various Ataris and Amigas.

 

[Moriath]

had spectrum 48k, spectrum 128k +, atari st 520 amiga 500

 

[sayward]

Police helicopters.

That #Selfie song. The slag talking throughout sounds exactly like a girl from uni I used to know. Frighteningly so. She went to international school and was a proper spoilt brat and had that exact accent, although she was Spanish (and had never been to the USA). Shit she even looks like her.

Police Helicopters?

 

[sayward]

Bloody major roads closed in the middle of the night for maintenance. I know it's the best time to do it but fumbling round foggy country roads in the dark is no fun.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Someone has eaten my yoghurt and nibbled on my cheese while i was out last night.

Accusing finger points at landlord, who has a history of doing it.

Not only did he eat the stuff, but left the yoghurt container on the kitchen table. Not even bothering to hide the crime.

 

[Chilly]

Someone has eaten my yoghurt and nibbled on my cheese while i was out last night.

Accusing finger points at landlord, who has a history of doing it.

Not only did he eat the stuff, but left the yoghurt container on the kitchen table. Not even bothering to hide the crime.

Challenge. Clean your ahole with his toothbrush.

 

[Raven]

Buy a big yoghurt with replaceable lid, wank into said yoghurt, place yoghurt in the fridge.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Nothing a 100€ won't solve, get a minifridge in my room

 

[CorNokZ]

Always wanted a mini fridge

 

[dysfunction]

My first proper ibm compatible pc was an 8086 then I slowly progressed to a 286, 386 then 486.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Coming up tomorrow an annoyance tale involving a cheesenibbling landlord, spineless inaction, threats of police and a christmas couch.

Note; no worries, none of this apart the cheesenibbling is towards me

 

[Billargh]

Mini fridges are a terrible idea if you have a small room, they give off so much heat.

 

[Moriath]

Mini fridges are a terrible idea if you have a small room, they give off so much heat.

Depends if your room is cold or not... Being that winter is over eight months in scandiwegian land it's likely to be cold most of the time

 

[Lakih]

From the ones I've seen it's not so much the heat as the fecking noise.

 

[Chilly]

Depends if your room is cold or not... Being that winter is over eight months in scandiwegian land it's likely to be cold most of the time

Yeah and Scandi houses have a) the best blinds and b) the best heating.

 

[Gwadien]

Sikh weddings, I feel so mixed about them, I love the atmosphere they bring partying for a week straight until like 2-3 in the morning, then a procession up the street at half 9, but its so awesome, so loud and making a song and dancing, with the dhols(the drum things maybe Sp, [I find it brilliant that pretty much every Sikh family has 2-3 people who can play them.])

They say you can't have a Sikh wedding without one of the uncles fighting an uncle from the other family, hehe

But I guess it's not as fun when you're not invited and it wakes you up

 

[Lethul]

Depends if your room is cold or not... Being that winter is over eight months in scandiwegian land it's likely to be cold most of the time

Eight months!? I did not get that memo!

 

[old.Tohtori]

This year it was more like 8 days.

 

[Bigmac]

Winning the grand national then losing the betting slip. Epic fail.

 

[TdC]

my vacuume cleaner. its as if it's been deliberately designed from, and to do things I hate. I'm having a hard time believing that my now freshly-vacuumed kitchen was actually worth the aggro

 

[Ormorof]

Yeah and Scandi houses have a) the best blinds and b) the best heating.

and the best insulation

 

[TdC]

my vacuume cleaner. its as if it's been deliberately designed from, and to do things I hate. I'm having a hard time believing that my now freshly-vacuumed kitchen was actually worth the aggro

I got so filled with rage that I bought a Neato robot to do my floors for me while I am out. If you're curious I'll prolly do a thread about it.

 

[soze]

I don't want everyone to think I am a dribbler but I do keep a change of clothes in my boot. Normally a bit more formal than what I normally wear to work. So if I have to go somewhere I can tart up a little. As I left the house this morning i remembered that i had to wear it last week and now have no spares but I could not be arsed to go get some. And just because the universe likes fucking with me one of the girls has split a chocolate crapychino down my fucking white shirt and I have been told I have a customer visit this afternoon! FML

 

[caLLous]

A gooner? Dribbling? Well I never.

 

[sayward]

I can't sleep, I can't eat......

 

[Poag]

I currently drive a little Vauxhall Corsa 1.2 up and down the motorway to and from work (~38miles each way). You may laugh but it does something awesome like 475 miles to a tank, and a tank is £50.

It costs me more to insure this Corsa than a 1.6 C30 (which I want to get)