SPAM random annoying things

[Raven]

Good news. Now get a job you hobo.

 

[Gwadien]

I know you can turn it off but;

Why the fuck is there an auto play feature for videos on Facebook? - literally, if you scroll onto it, it'll play.

 

[Moriath]

Final update and then no more apartment talk, just keeping it in the thread it started

Got the apartment, big room, own balcony of sorts(connects to the general living room), one hippie, one american photographer and a middle aged lady as roomies. Cool people, very calm and down to earth. Landlord lives in his own duostudio whatchamacallit downstairs(it's a big f*cking house ). Sauna, grilling room etc downstairs.

Don't know for sure, but seems like i can be at as much peace as i want living there and all the other tennants do their own things.

And the important part; guy has an office use internet installed with 100/20 usual speeds.

eeww sharing homes with people .. 20 years ago ... too stuck in my ways now

hope they dont get on your nerves too much

 

[MYstIC G]

I know you can turn it off but;

Why the fuck is there an auto play feature for videos on Facebook? - literally, if you scroll onto it, it'll play.

Advertising

 

[Gwadien]

Advertising

I hadn't seen a advert page autoplay though just seemed to be people's videos

 

[MYstIC G]

I hadn't seen a advert page autoplay though just seemed to be people's videos

It'll start as a feature, then it'll be an advertising platform.

 

[soze]

The guy that tells you what is coming next on the BBC his phlegmy sounding voice dose my fucking head in I want to punch the cunt in the throat.

 

[Gwadien]

The guy that tells you what is coming next on the BBC his phlegmy sounding voice dose my fucking head in I want to punch the cunt in the throat.

YES

Why do they employ people with these weird voices?

BBC3 do it right.

 

[CorNokZ]

Having the highest paid and most expensive players in the league, but still playing like shit and bottling what was supposed to be an easy season. 23 games in and only a clean sheet in 6 of them

 

[Raven]

People who say "You've had a haircut" when you have had a haircut. OMG really? I hadn't noticed!

 

[Raven]

Mondays where you seem to lose the ability to type properly without missing keys. Going to be a long week.

 

[Ormorof]

not being paid on time >.< i gots bills to pay dammit

 

[sayward]

Estate Agents!

 

[Deebs]

Dumb fucking people where you work who copy and paste solutions from Google.

 

[sayward]

Dumb fucking people where you work who copy and paste solutions from Google.

At least they know how to do that!!!

 

[Overdriven]

Dumb fucking people where you work who copy and paste solutions from Google.

Who then bring down SQL clusters because they can't read powershell.

 

[Deebs]

Who then bring down SQL clusters because they can't read powershell.

Hmm, do you work with me?

 

[Scouse]

America finally admitting that it uses torture, above and beyond the disgraceful waterboarding:

dunking suspects in icy water and smashing a prisoner's head against a wall

Shame the report isn't public, and that you can't trust that it's been open enough.

 

[old.Tohtori]

These bastards. Eaten two packs over the course of yesterday/today and still want more

 

[Raven]

Love them, not seen bacon flavour though. I will have to search.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Don't, you'll ruin your figure

 

[caLLous]

 

[old.Tohtori]

Once more callous, in his desperate search for his sexuality, finds himself searching youtube for gay material to fill that void in his life.

 

[mukoz]

What is going on this thread lolz..

 

[leggy]

What is going on this thread lolz..

No one knows, just roll with it. Or abuse @old.Tohtori ... the rest of us do.

 

[Gwadien]

No one knows, just roll with it. Or abuse @old.Tohtori ... the rest of us do.

I don't abuse Toht, I sympathise with him and attempt to empathise with him too.

It's fucked.

 

[Raven]

So is your mum

arf

 

[old.Tohtori]

Gwadiens mom is @old.Tohtori ?

 

[Overdriven]

LAWL. Room full of tech people today, conf phone wasn't working. We checked everything in the room couldn't get it working.

Guy walks in and turns the plug on.

Never felt more embarrassed.

 

[caLLous]

Hah, when I was younger we got our first computer (a 486 sx33 I'll have you know! - my friend had a dx2 66 I was mad jealous of his maths co-processor) and the multi-adapter lead that everything was plugged into was mounted on the back wall under the desk. The computer suddenly went off one day while I was using it and I was panicking because it was quite new, I could not figure out what the problem was.

So we called the extremely busy father of one of my friends, who was actually something techy (I never actually knew what he did for a living, he died when his gyrocopter fell out of the sky a few years later but that's another story). He came over, all pissy because of how busy he was, had a quick look around and clocked that I had kicked the little red switch on the end of the adapter.

The most sheepish I've ever been. Ever.