SPAM random annoying things

[caLLous]

This weeks gameweek in fantasy football, spent the last half hour deciding my team and picking people with 2 games has been the most nerve wrecking thing I've ever done.

*checks the time*

FUCK

It's ok though I've semi given up this year. I've accepted mid-table obscurity, I'm like Arsenal in a few years.

 

[Billargh]

*checks the time*

FUCK

It's ok though I've semi given up this year. I've accepted mid-table obscurity, I'm like Arsenal in a few years.

It's a two horse race between me and another lad at work in our work league, only around 8 points in it now

I can't give up now! Plus I'm on the up in the FH league too!

 

[Lamp]

Mystic was correct. User error. His speed test was in Mbps not MB/s. Time for some coffee & walnut cake.

 

[TdC]

but but but!!!

 

[Lamp]

Is the "waggle dance" jumping up and down naked during a dinner party to show everyone how much fun having a willie can be?

'cos if not, that might explain a few things...

 

[Gwadien]

Lmfao, just spent like half a hour defrosting our freezer cos it's shit and if there's like half an inch of ice near the 'inner door's then the main door doesn't shut, so I'm basically racing against time to stop everything defrosting and ruining, then one of my flatmates walks in and is like; 'what are you doing you're getting ice all over my food' haha.

Nope, wasn't joking

 

[ileks]

I have my driving test tomorrow but have only had 13 hours of lessons. I've practised each manoeuvre twice and that's it. Not only that, but my instructor has a new car and the test is in Barnet where I've never been. Oh and Barnet is one of the hardest places to pass. The pass rate is about 32%.

Any pro tips? Apparently you only get one manoeuvre which is good. Hopefully it's a turn in the road. Knowing my luck it will be a tight parallel park up a hill in heavy traffic.

 

[mooSe_]

good luck

 

[Billargh]

This! This total fucking shit excuse for a song, I can't listen to the whole thing, after 10 seconds I'm frothing at the mouth with rage! I'm not even sure if it's satire or not, my guess is no.

 

[old.Tohtori]

The pass rate is about 32%.

Apparently you only get one manoeuvre which is good.

Your country is weird.

 

[Raven]

I think I got two when I took mine 5 years ago. But good luck! Don't worry too much if you fail the first time, people who pass second are generally better drivers!

 

[DaGaffer]

Your country is weird.

While Finns are generally acknowledged as the best drivers in the world, Brits aren't actually far behind and we're also the safest, so not that weird.

 

[TdC]

http://boingboing.net/2014/03/24/lapd-says-every-car-in-los-ang.html

wtf?

 

[fettoken]

http://boingboing.net/2014/03/24/lapd-says-every-car-in-los-ang.html

wtf?

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Isn't that against the constitution or some such, assuming everyone is guilty. I thought it was the other way around.

 

[Raven]

The American government and government agencies (police included) don't much care about the constitution.

 

[Scouse]

people who pass second are generally proven to have made mistakes during a pressure test, but say they're better drivers to make themselves feel better about failing

 

[Scouse]

http://boingboing.net/2014/03/24/lapd-says-every-car-in-los-ang.html

wtf?

I reckon there's a similar thing going on in the UK. There's signs up all over the place saying APNR data is being collected in the area - in all fucking areas. At least all over Nottinghamshire.

 

[old.Tohtori]

While Finns are generally acknowledged as the best drivers in the world, Brits aren't actually far behind and we're also the safest, so not that weird.

Yeah, but your county is still weird

 

[ileks]

I have my driving test tomorrow but have only had 13 hours of lessons. I've practised each manoeuvre twice and that's it. Not only that, but my instructor has a new car and the test is in Barnet where I've never been. Oh and Barnet is one of the hardest places to pass. The pass rate is about 32%.

Any pro tips? Apparently you only get one manoeuvre which is good. Hopefully it's a turn in the road. Knowing my luck it will be a tight parallel park up a hill in heavy traffic.

Passed the fucker! A nice easy turn in the road was all I got. Only two minors as well.

 

[soze]

I reckon there's a similar thing going on in the UK. There's signs up all over the place saying APNR data is being collected in the area - in all fucking areas. At least all over Nottinghamshire.

At least from the TV shows I have seen if you fail the ANPR check (no insurance, tax ect) your Journey is logged every time you pass a camera. I think I pass 4 on the way to work. They use that data to get your patterns and catch you driving.

 

[Raven]

Fuck tons round Northampton. The cameras on the industrial estate where I work are fine, serve a good purpose. Heavy vehicle theft has dropped dramatically.

I take offence to the ones near my village though that don't seem to serve any purpose.

 

[TdC]

Passed the fucker! A nice easy turn in the road was all I got. Only two minors as well.

you only hit two minors?

 

[CorNokZ]

This! This total fucking shit excuse for a song, I can't listen to the whole thing, after 10 seconds I'm frothing at the mouth with rage! I'm not even sure if it's satire or not, my guess is no.

Remove the shit whore and you got a semi decent club song. Reminded me of Trumpsta

 

[mooSe_]

trying to set up a web server

 

[DaGaffer]

RBS (in their Ulster Bank guise) failing to transfer our salaries into our accounts because of a "systems glitch". Is there a bigger shower of incompetent cunts in the whole financial sector?

 

[leggy]

Driver awareness courses
Avoid replacing recently removed points

 

[fettoken]

Remove the shit whore and you got a semi decent club song. Reminded me of Trumpsta

Yea, also Trumpsta trumps this tune though!

 

[Raven]

RBS (in their Ulster Bank guise) failing to transfer our salaries into our accounts because of a "systems glitch". Is there a bigger shower of incompetent cunts in the whole financial sector?

No, there isn't. RBS use ye olde worldy IT - didn't someone on here work for them at some point or another? I am sure someone said that their IT is so old that people who no how to maintain it are all retiring.

 

[Moriath]

Driver awareness courses
Avoid replacing recently removed points

What did you do you norty boi

 

[CorNokZ]

People who use a headset but still hold the phone up to the mouth. If that makes any sense? It just pisses me right off that anyone can be that stupid

Same as backwards on caps and holding your hand up to not get sun in your eyes