SPAM random annoying things

[Raven]

People who have pictures of random shit as their contact picture on MS office, iIn this case a football club logo

Work isn't fucking facebook, cretin.

 

[Overdriven]

People who have pictures of random shit as their contact picture on MS office, iIn this case a football club logo

Work isn't fucking facebook, cretin.

Mine is of you.

 

[Billargh]

Mine is of Overdriven being Raven.

 

[mooSe_]

Spilled beer in my mechanical keyboard because I'm a drunk idiot. Spent ages taking it apart and cleaning it but I've got a broken key and a few permanently sticky ones now. FFS

 

[Shagrat]

yeah and the beer made the keys sticky...........

 

[fettoken]

yeah and the beer made the keys sticky...........

The beverage gets sticky after some time, yes. If you are referring to cum, it dries up and doesn't stick very well.

 

[CorNokZ]

The beverage gets sticky after some time, yes. If you are referring to cum, it dries up and doesn't stick very well.

All the paintings on my walls begs to differ...

 

[fettoken]

All the paintings on my walls begs to differ...

That is so non-Swedish of you to say.

 

[Billargh]

Google. They keep changing the order of their links when you search stuff.

It'll go from this:


to this with a different seach:


It's muscle memory to click the one next to web when I'm after images! Fuck you Google.

 

[caLLous]

Set keyword searches up in Firefox. Mine is set so I just have to type "g <search>" for normal google and "gi <search>" for images or "w <search>" for wiki or "imdb <search>" for... You get the idea.

 

[Aoami]

ph <search> ?

 

[Billargh]

Set keyword searches up in Firefox. Mine is set so I just have to type "g <search>" for normal google and "gi <search>" for images or "w <search>" for wiki or "imdb <search>" for... You get the idea.

But Firefox is teh AIDS.

 

[Billargh]

What? It is

 

[Billargh]

Whenever I use my PS3 (which isn't often) I always have to download a load of bloody updates.

 

[sayward]

I now know why the dodo is extinct!
2weeks in Mauritius. Awful hotel. Inedible or non existent food. Nightmare beach. Crap weather and a bloody cyclone.
What a waste of time and money.
And to all those who say we've had worse weather in the UK: Yes but it was easier and FREE!

 

[DaGaffer]

I now know why the dodo is extinct!
2weeks in Mauritius. Awful hotel. Inedible or non existent food. Nightmare beach. Crap weather and a bloody cyclone.
What a waste of time and money.
And to all those who say we've had worse weather in the UK: Yes but it was easier and FREE!

Oh dear. Horrible when that happens. What was the name of the hotel?

 

[sayward]

Tropical Attitude.

 

[DaGaffer]

Tropical Attitude.

Huh, seems OK on TripAdvisor, ratio of good to bad reviews seems fairly normal. Interesting because looking at the pictures its the kind of small hotel I'd normally choose...

 

[Gwadien]

Off-season I guess?

 

[Raven]

When you get home from work, boot the PC up and wonder why it is so slow. Then notice that you left the house so early this morning that it didn't do its daily 7.30 virus scan.

 

[caLLous]

You'd only ever need a daily virus scan if you were *really* bad at computering.

 

[Raven]

I know, I have never really got around to sorting the schedule out on it. Runs at my making a coffee/going for a shit time in the morning.

 

[MYstIC G]

Must be a womanly PC if it can't carry on through a virus scan

 

[old.Tohtori]

You'd only ever need a daily virus scan if you were *really* bad at computering.

You need a virus scan at all? Pfft, amateur.

 

[TdC]

leaving my laptop charger somewhere. fffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

 

[fettoken]

Laptop-users. Dicks. ^

 

[TdC]

 

[fettoken]

I feel like a dick when pulling it out during a train-ride myself, so. (no pun intended, obviously)

 

[CorNokZ]

You pull what it on the train??

 

[fettoken]

You pull what it on the train??

You know..