SPAM random annoying things

[fettoken]

what he said.

What she said.

 

[TdC]

*bums Fett*

 

[Edmond]

Thats what she said

 

[Raven]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

wut.jpeg

 

[Overdriven]

GPs that are run by 50 year olds and say "We don't know who confirmed your appointment because we have 15 people working here" need to be replaced by machines, quickly. Anything to do with personal health (Especially with a incurable fucking disease) should have 0% chance of human error when it's something as simple as noting down "This person, this time, this doctor" - Wow.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Youtube. Updates messing things up, changing things, subs not showing even when there's new content.

Come on, freakin...butt...erm...hamsters.

 

[TdC]

*bums Fett again*

 

[soze]

I am sure I have said it before. But mother fuckers that do 65 on a dual carriageway until you try to overtake. Then they speed up to 80 just because you have the audacity to overtake. If you give up and drop in behind then its back to 65. Or if you do break the speed limit enough to get past them they drop down to 65 and disappear again. It is even worse on a single carriageway when a safe overtaking gap quickly disappears because some cunt cant do the speed limit or bare being overtaken.

 

[georgie]

Youtube. Updates messing things up, changing things, subs not showing even when there's new content.

Come on, freakin...butt...erm...hamsters.

I had the subs problem. Fixed it by going to 'Manage Subs' and then made sure all the 'Show only uploads in feed' were ticked.

Might work for you too.

 

[fettoken]

*bums Fett again*

 

[mooSe_]

brought girl back

moose completely hammered

failure; unsure what to do; in sad state of affairs

FML

Its all over

 

[mooSe_]

brought girl back

moose completely hammered

failure; unsure what to do; in sad state of affairs

FML

Its all over

Lol why would I think this was a good idea to come on and post this. I'm sorry everyone; I think my shame crashed FH.

 

[caLLous]

"unsure what to do"

"I know, let's tell FH about it!"

You've hit rock bottom, it can only get better from here.

 

[Gwadien]

Just got tagged in a photo on facebook, a picture of like a crowd of people, and my arm.

WHY WOULD YOU TAG ME?

 

[Cadelin]

Just got tagged in a photo on facebook, a picture of like a crowd of people, and my arm.

WHY WOULD YOU TAG ME?

Who tagged you, might they fancy you?

 

[TdC]

because you have sekseh arm-hair?

 

[caLLous]

Because you're technically in the photo?

Also, going out for a meal with a group of friends, one of which will not just stfu and eat. We're all sitting there with empty plates for 25 minutes waiting.

 

[Raven]

Was out with friends on Saturday night and one refused to eat everything because the description of one of the meals was incorrect, it was worded like All you can eat and double the price of all the other meals but wasn't, as just a mixed plater. 11 eating, 1 looking grumpy.

 

[soze]

I went for dinner with a friend and his friends. there were 10 of us and for the sake of making it easier the bill came out at £180. So I said £20 off everyone covers the meal and the tip. This started a discussion about who had what and how much they had. They then asked for a menu and broke it down to the penny that each of then owed. They then started to pay individually. The waitress had to put through 10 card payments for one bill. The wankers all left without leaving a tip too.

 

[Chilly]

I went for dinner with a friend and his friends. there were 10 of us and for the sake of making it easier the bill came out at £180. So I said £20 off everyone covers the meal and the tip. This started a discussion about who had what and how much they had. They then asked for a menu and broke it down to the penny that each of then owed. They then started to pay individually. The waitress had to put through 10 card payments for one bill. The wankers all left without leaving a tip too.

Individual paying is one thing, but not tipping is effectively robbery, unless the service was shit.

 

[Scouse]

So I said £20 off everyone covers the meal and the tip

Job done.

Anything else is going out for a meal with people who obviously can't afford to go out for a meal and should have stayed at home.

 

[Lamp]

Facebook

Jesus, as soon as I started reading about it, I lose the will to live. Even the Dummies Guide is written for people with younger brains.

If you're on my wall (what the fuck is a "wall"?), I will ask you to get off it nicely. Then I will count to ten and then I will shoot you off it.

I don't need or want to be reminded when my friends birthdays are.

I don't want to hear about someone who might know me.

And yes please, I don't have enough spam, advertising, unsolicited junk, and complete strangers sending me retarted YouTube links. Fuck off.

 

[Raven]

Its OK if you lock it down to a minimum. I only have people I actually are friends with on mine, and family. If I wanted to speak to people I vaguely knew 10 years ago I would do without facebook. The usual add blockers get rid of most of the adverts and if you don't "like" a company or product then you don't need put up with their inane spam in your timeline.

Tell us what you use our deodorant for and have a chance to win a free bar of soap! that sort of shit.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Anything else is going out for a meal with people who obviously can't afford to go out for a meal and should have stayed at home.

Social enforcement really, even if you can't afford it you go with the friendmass to not be left out. Basic psychology.

Does a group of friends go to the cheapest place to eat, or eat at someones home because 1 out of 10 can't afford it? Probably not. Think about that.

 

[Scouse]

Social enforcement really

I was being nice. What I really wanted to say was that people who don't simply split the bill up equally are cunts.

Social enforcement should make them feel like shit if they don't do this. Sometimes they'll gain a little (they had an extra beer) sometimes they'll lose a little (someone else had an extra beer) - but over time it'll even itself out.

And the hassle of ten separate card payments (and the fact that everyone then skips out on the tip) is just fucking idiocy.

 

[soze]

That is where your mates come in. If we talk a mate into coming out even when he can't afford it we give him the money for the whip so he can still have a drink with us and it would be the same for the meal. If one person cant afford it the other 9 pay £22 each and cover him simple.

 

[Raven]

Yep, its what friends do.

Same when its someone's birthday piss up, they don't pay a penny.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yeap, that's what real friends do, but that's not the norm. Also people don't like pitty meals etc.

Doesn't apply to me btw, i'd just skip a meal and have a water, or take an offered beer, but just saying that it's good to think about when organising these things and it's not just a case of "cunt for not paying what we paid".

Also, waiters don't care how you pay the bill. 10 cards, 250 cards, 1 card. It's just a blur of work when they do their shift anyway No tip is dickish though.

Also we have a bit of a cultural difference too, i don't really understand the british round system in pubs for example.

 

[Scouse]

Same when its someone's birthday piss up, they don't pay a penny.

True. But I bet my 40th at the beer festival will cost me a fortune

 

[Scouse]

i don't really understand the british round system in pubs for example.

Turns at the bar.

If there's 3 of you, you have 3 pints each, they're just bought in a round-robin affair. You still buy 3 pints. You just buy them all at once.