SPAM random annoying things

[DaGaffer]

Put some fly on fly lesbian action on the laptop, then put your laptop outside the window. Problem solved.

My worry is that you would know exactly where to find that.

 

[old.Tohtori]

It's TdC, he doesn't need help finding any kind of porn

 

[russell]

Our rather good looking IT technician teasing us about driving home in his pants....to hot for such mental images!

 

[rynnor]

good looking IT technician

ERROR - DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!!

 

[TdC]

Our rather good looking IT technician

 

[DaGaffer]

I know a genuine Richmond groupie. Quite scary actually.

 

[TdC]

lol!

 

[Raven]

Takeaway delivery drivers who knock quietly rather than use the doorbell.

 

[DaGaffer]

Takeaway delivery drivers who use the doorbell rather than knocking quietly.

 

[megadave]

People who expect the delivery driver to magically know their specific knocking methods

 

[Raven]

I can see how a doorbell and no knocker would be confusing.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I can see how a doorbell and no knocker would be confusing.

If i as a foreigner in England, the height of upper class and tea drinking saw a door with no knocker i'd be certainly confused.

 

[Raven]

The speed at which coke goes flat these days. Opened a 2L bottle last night and its like cola flavour squash now.

 

[TdC]

on that note: subtle differences in cola / other softdrinks flavour between countries. dudes, people either like your drink or they do not. tailoring a flavour to a specific country is strange to the likes of me.

 

[Raven]

I was in Friesland last weekend and all your drink tasted weird. Except the mustard soup, which was jam packed full of win.

 

[georgie]

on that note: subtle differences in cola / other softdrinks flavour between countries. dudes, people either like your drink or they do not. tailoring a flavour to a specific country is strange to the likes of me.

Different countries have different palates. It makes perfect sense that products will be subtly different across countries.

 

[Moriath]

my american step kids wont touch coke in the uk .. they say its different to the usa

 

[old.Tohtori]

Different countries have different palates. It makes perfect sense that products will be subtly different across countries.

Also some countries have different laws on incredients so circumventing those is a must.

 

[DaGaffer]

my american step kids wont touch coke in the uk .. they say its different to the usa

Its exactly the same unless you're from the southwest, in which case you may be getting Mexican Coke, which is still made with sugar cane, not HFC (High Fructose Corn Syrup), as it is most of the US and all of Europe. The Coke I drank when I was in South America tasted way better than the HFC muck.

 

[Billargh]

People who have doorbells that don't fucking work, and doors so solid you need to bash it with a hammer for said home owner to hear anything.

 

[Raven]

Cheers for the half pounder + tub of kebab meat dude. was very nice.

 

[Moriath]

Its exactly the same unless you're from the southwest, in which case you may be getting Mexican Coke, which is still made with sugar cane, not HFC (High Fructose Corn Syrup), as it is most of the US and all of Europe. The Coke I drank when I was in South America tasted way better than the HFC muck.

They live in Alabama now but come from near la

 

[megadave]

I don't really like coke in the UK but do abroad, bit annoying really

 

[MYstIC G]

I don't really like coke in the UK but do abroad, bit annoying really

Go to any "reputable" corner shop and that problems solved.

 

[Raven]

I find its broken down with too much brick dust in the UK.

 

[Jupitus]

I can see how a doorbell and no knocker would be confusing.

I love knockers

 

[Edmond]

Having a week off work, (and in bed) only to have the plumber knock on the door at 7.00am to move a radiator

 

[old.Tohtori]

Having a week off work, (and in bed) only to have the plumber knock on the door at 7.00am to move a radiator

Hot female plumber in a tank top, miniskirt and a toolbelt, missing a screwdriver and wondering if she can use yours?

 

[Edmond]

Hmm, less.....



and more like...

 

[old.Tohtori]

4 minutes to find a hot picture of the description, you sir are a god among men. Pervy sleezy men, but none the less.

Oh the top picture is ok too.