SPAM random annoying things

[Cadelin]

Lying co-workers!

 

[sayward]

Got 'mugged' in Nice! Bloke ran past and ripped 2 chains from my neck! So fast. one was nothing the other was gold but only cost me about £100 years ago. Today I'm looking to replace it and it would be at least £400. Not happy.

 

[Ormorof]

people who are not from The Wire wear gold chains?

 

[Aoami]

people who wont stop messaging you in mmo's.

 

[Chilly]

people who are not from The Wire wear gold chains?

most women wear necklaces of some sort...

 

[Billargh]

Not being able to image search for a specific sized image on Google any more. Or if it is possible, they've made it a fucking ballache to find.

 

[Syri]

Not being able to image search for a specific sized image on Google any more. Or if it is possible, they've made it a fucking ballache to find.

On the search results, click the "search tools" button at the top, and you get an extra bar of options below, the first of which is for image size

 

[fettoken]

When the crowd at a gig chants the song louder than the singer; you can't hear sh*t, only screming and the bas guitar.

 

[Chilly]

When the crowd at a gig chants the song louder than the singer; you can't hear sh*t, only screming and the bas guitar.

then you know the sound system is wank. didnt have that problem at glasto

 

[Billargh]

On the search results, click the "search tools" button at the top, and you get an extra bar of options below, the first of which is for image size

I swear that button wasn't there yesterday!

 

[caLLous]

Dropping something, groping around in the dark to pick it up and realising that you've just put your hand and a good part of your forearm in a bunch of particularly angry stinging nettles. :<

 

[sayward]

most women wear necklaces of some sort...

Thankyou. It was only a slim one that's why it snapped so easily.

 

[russell]

warm wine

 

[Madmaxx]

having a college course run fine through the year, then finding out some units weren't up to standard according to the exams board in the last month and having to rush in more work and exams

 

[russell]

thats pants Madmaxx. Fucking education system is all wrong. I am off for a glass of ICEY cold sauvignon blanc now

 

[Lamp]

This guy has unnatural relations with a dog. Why has he not been arrested?

 

[old.Tohtori]

warm wine

Unless you add spices, 'cause mulled wine is excellent

 

[caLLous]

Nothing wrong with a bottle of red warmed by the fire in the depths of winter. A bottle of rosé left in the sun in summer tastes like piss, though.

 

[Raven]

rosé tastes like piss.

Fixed!

Ice cold Sauvignon Blanc for me please

 

[TdC]

having an almost ogasmic experience uninstalling MS-SQL server from my laptop only to find I gain 300 megs or so ram. At boot time my lappy uses 1.7GB according to windaez. Running....nothing? 0o

 

[megadave]

people who wont stop messaging you in mmo's.

why you playing mmos?

 

[Bigmac]

I love warm weather but I hate not being able to sleep because its too hot.

 

[Aoami]

why you playing mmos?

living at my dads for a bit, nothing else to do

 

[Raven]

BT call centres in arsebucktoo.

I would have thought they would have binned that shit and moved them back to the UK by now.

 

[Gwadien]

BT call centres in arsebucktoo.

I would have thought they would have binned that shit and moved them back to the UK by now.

I know it's sort of besides the point, but British Gas has like 3 large-sized Call Centres in Leicester alone, I don't know why it's not phesable for other companies to have them in the UK.

 

[TdC]

it's not phesable

possibly due to pheasants!

 

[Raven]

Piss annoying live chat pop ups on websites (RS Components in this case)

 

[Aoami]

Apparently any companies have moved there call centres back to the UK over the last few years, they say because people want to talk to other Brits. The real reason is that the Indians started asking for more money and benefits though!

 

[Raven]

Yeah, a fair amount have.

The problem with China and India now is that they want shiny things. They are running out of slave labour.

 

[DaGaffer]

Apparently any companies have moved there call centres back to the UK over the last few years, they say because people want to talk to other Brits. The real reason is that the Indians started asking for more money and benefits though!

A friend who works at BT told me that the India move was a customer service disaster that actively increased customer churn. Most big companies use a thing called Net Promoter Score (NPS) to measure customer satisfaction and theirs fell through the floor.