SPAM random annoying things

[TdC]

just spray some WD40 on that fucker and you'll be good as gold mate

 

[megadave]

did we ever have a random great things thread? Or something similar.

 

[Edmond]

did we ever have a random great things thread? Or something similar.

Yep, it didnt even get to page 2

https://forums.freddyshouse.com/threads/random-lovely-things.249599/

 

[dysfunction]

It really didn't need resurrecting.

 

[Ormorof]

its much more fun to complain than praise

on topic: people who commit to something then at the last minute pull out leaving you holding half a project to present by yourself >.<

my group member had basically been telling me all along that his part was going fine with no problems then day before deadline he announces he actually hasnt done anything at all and has dropped the course

 

[rynnor]

its much more fun to complain than praise

on topic: people who commit to something then at the last minute pull out leaving you holding half a project to present by yourself >.<

my group member had basically been telling me all along that his part was going fine with no problems then day before deadline he announces he actually hasnt done anything at all and has dropped the course

Fucker! Still in Uni you cant count on anyone - I had something similar happen in a first year marketing course - on the plus side you are no longer reliant on someone else and can do it your way.

 

[Ormorof]

Fucker! Still in Uni you cant count on anyone - I had something similar happen in a first year marketing course - on the plus side you are no longer reliant on someone else and can do it your way.

yeah i freaking hate groupwork, i usually have a "core" group of people that i work with (it helps when you know them and you know where they live ) - but this teacher created "random" pairs

 

[Lamp]

Pretentious fashion houses. Example - the Japanese fashion house, Comme des Garcons, produce a perfume called Odeur 53, described as:

"a blend of 53 non-traditional notes to create a modern and striking scent. Some of these notes are: oxygen, flash of metal, washing drying in the wind, mineral carbon, sand dunes, nail polish, cellulose, pure air of the high mountains, burnt rubber, and flaming rock."

 

[georgie]

ok, but i'm telling you now it's not nice. Spoilered, obviously

Before.....

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....and after

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That's well gnarly, bonus man points for you there, Ed.
And then we take them off again for being a fucking clumsy eejit!

Here's hoping it doesn't, like, drop off and shit.

 

[sayward]

French women who in trying to not sit on the loo seat, unhygenic presumably, pee all over the floor.

 

[Gwadien]

Arm update. took the dressing off to give a clean and get some air to it.

It was getting a bit itchy and there was some congealed blood seeping through. It seems to be healing quite well, and the 'ugly' stitching has calmed down too, bit its really bruising up, which is a good sign

Pics, spoilered obviously, although their not that bad tbh

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nice taps

 

[fettoken]

"a blend of 53 non-traditional notes to create a modern and striking scent. Some of these notes are: oxygen, flash of metal, washing drying in the wind, mineral carbon, sand dunes, nail polish, cellulose, pure air of the high mountains, burnt rubber, and flaming rock."

That is fucking hilarious right there.

 

[Billargh]

When you're having a dump while playing on your phone and it splashes bog water on your phone.

 

[Gwadien]

When you're having a dump while playing on your phone and it splashes bog water on your phone.

What?

 

[Billargh]

What's not to get? Poop hits water, water splashes up between your legs onto phone.

 

[Raven]

What?

 

[DaGaffer]

What's not to get? Poop hits water, water splashes up between your legs onto phone.

Seriously, what?

 

[Lamp]

Its quite possible, according to relativistic physics and Euclidean spacetime manifolds

The anus excretes a noxious faecal bullet which is propelled under free-fall conditions and normal Earth gravity to impact onto the toilet bowl water. The mass of the evil brown projectile displaces an equal amount of bog water, which, depending on the Angle of Dangle, and the Geoff Capes Equation, could theoretically eject said water between the legs and onto the cell phone, although studies at CERN have revealed the most likely outcome is a wet bum.

(Source: GCSE Physics Exam, Summer 2009, Northern Bastards Examination Board)

 

[old.Tohtori]

Did that study include the testicular friction and the airflow limitation between the dangle and the width of the stance?

 

[Edmond]

**Arm Update**

Just took the stitches out



Not looking too bad, bit sore though

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[Lamp]

Aaaah ! You have a woman's arm, my Lord!

 

[Edmond]

Where's my fucking Jelly Boobies??!!?

 

[Lamp]

Where's my fucking Jelly Boobies??!!?

 

[dysfunction]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2013/apr/29/sweetheart-tax-deals

Ah yes lets give the corporations a break on paying tax and instead squeeze more money out of the poor and elderly with benefits cuts and bedroom taxes etc etc.

Lovely stuff. Ah you can't beat a bit of corruption!

No wonder Gidiot Osborne has such idiotic policies if this is what is going on.

 

[Scouse]

Lovely stuff. Ah you can't beat a bit of corruption!

It's not corruption (on the corporation's side at least). It's how the tax system is designed and companies are using it as designed.

Politicians are bleating on about it at the moment, but they're not actually changing it...

 

[dysfunction]

It's not corruption (on the corporation's side at least). It's how the tax system is designed and companies are using it as designed.

Politicians are bleating on about it at the moment, but they're not actually changing it...

It's government corruption by making a deal with companies by settling on a lower amount of tax than they have been billed to pay.

 

[Lethul]

When you're having a dump while playing on your phone and it splashes bog water on your phone.

Eeeeeh?

 

[old.Tohtori]

I did not know jelly's could get better. The boob ones look nice too.

 

[Raven]

People who say skedule instead of schedule.

 

[Raven]

The fact that it's always left to me to organise things amongst my group of friends. Camping trip in June.

Can everyone make it a particular weekend
Who has equipment
Finding a location
Checking with land owners