SPAM random annoying things

[dysfunction]

Where do you know this from!? Get out of my head!

You wrote it!!

When you are expecting a great orgasm, but when you actually cum it is just 'meh'

 

[TdC]

I live in your teeth

 

[CorNokZ]

You wrote it!!

I live in your teeth

 

[Ch3tan]

I'm in your teeth, watching you chew.

 

[Lamp]

All the news dedicated to the 2 boys "cage fighting". Talk about making a mountain out of a molehill

 

[TdC]

I'm in your teeth, watching you chew.

Chet's my next door molar boi. The molar next door. We're in your mouth, Anders. Your MOUTH

 

[Wazzerphuk]

What you haven't noticed is you're next to a rotting wisdom tooth and your days are numbered.

 

[old.user4556]

You know what else I really hate.com ?

People that put '.com' at the end of something.com. Mostly seen on Wankbook status updates.com

"OMFG CAN'T WAIT FOR TONIGHT.COM <3 <3 <3"

Seriously, go fuck your own face with a 12" black mamba dildo.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Seriously, go fuck your own face with a 12" black mamba dildo.

Video.com please?

 

[old.user4556]

No.com

 

[old.Tohtori]

4everalone.com

 

[Lamp]

having to sit thru 30 minutes of adverts & shite trailers before the movie starts

Lamp: Why can't we go there 25 minutes later than the "start time" so we miss all the shite beforehand?

Mrs Lamp: Because its not the same.

!!!!!???!!!! WTF ??!!

I've tried reasoning with her, but for some reason she insists on sitting thru all the pre-movie shite. I'm taking headphones in next time.

 

[caLLous]

You're right, Mrs Lamp, it's not the same. It's BETTER.

 

[Billargh]

Well sometimes they only play like 10 minutes worth of shit, other times 30. You risk missing the start!

 

[TdC]

just imagine how Mrs Lamp feels....every time. lamp. EVERY TIME

 

[pikeh]

You know what else I really hate.com ?

People that put '.com' at the end of something.com. Mostly seen on Wankbook status updates.com

"OMFG CAN'T WAIT FOR TONIGHT.COM <3 <3 <3"

Seriously, go fuck your own face with a 12" black mamba dildo.

Why the chuff are you 'friends' with these people?

 

[Lamp]

Keep hearing the Eurotrash theme tune in my head

 

[Aoami]

short sleeved shirts

 

[Billargh]

^ this!

 

[Billargh]

People who review something 1 star on Amazon cause it's not compatible with what they have/doesn't work.

 

[Lamp]

coming home from work to find out the Mrs has eaten the last chocolate eclair.

Cow.

 

[CorNokZ]

coming home from work to find out the Mrs has eaten the last chocolate eclair.

I have murdered for less!

 

[old.user4556]

People who review something 1 star on Amazon cause it's not compatible with what they have/doesn't work.

Yeah that is annoying. Those sorts of reviews are usually in capitals.

BOUGHT THIS, DIDN'T WORK, WASTE OF ENERGY.

 

[old.user4556]

Why the chuff are you 'friends' with these people?

I think it's more that you know people through people well enough to be "friends" on Facebook, like your extended friend group. However, Facebook brings out the absolute worst in people, particularly when they're pissed.

This is when I see the above. Oh, it's also all women that say '.com', never men.

 

[mooSe_]

people hating on mah starcrafts

 

[old.Tohtori]

people hating on mah starcrafts

All in rax noob

 

[CorNokZ]

Being forced to doing laundry due to the lack of clean underwear

 

[old.Tohtori]

Being forced to doing laundry due to the lack of clean underwear

Grab old pair from bottom of hamper, wave in air a couple of times, tadaa!

Unless you're one of those weirdos who don't wipe their arse and get skidmarks on their undies

 

[mooSe_]

All in rax noob

fo I play zerg

 

[Sockstuff]

No wifi signal on my phone while sitting on the crapper.