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Forgetting to charge your phone overnight & starting the day with 47% battery knowing its going to die just when you actually need it...
 

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houses which dont have numbers on, or mail boxes which dont have names of the people who live there, then complain when they don't get their mail!
 

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People who clear their nose in the street by holding the side of one nostril with a finger and blowing out the contents from the other on the sidewalk. Oh, and footballers gobbing all the time. Its not pleasant.
 

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forgetting how to make a website because you haven't done it in months and wasting all day on it
 

Sydrik

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Sport commentators who don't pronounce players names correctly
 

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David Cameron telling us "we're all in it together".

So where's my duck moat then?
 

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Smoky bacon walkers. They aren't what they were since they went semi-healthy.

It's a bag of fucking crisps. Does it matter what % of that 25g is fat?!?!?
 

Raven

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IT managers who lose important files when they upgrade servers.
 

TdC

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IT managers don't upgrade servers. The adminpeons do.
 

TdC

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super rep if you can do the whole text of that in IT-nerd context :)
 

Job

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People who post replies in tech forums for problems with computers booting up.

'You need to format..re-install.

Yeah thanks cockface, I never thought of that.

That's like posting on a car repair forum.

'Just buy a new car'
 

old.Tohtori

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From a car forum;

"I went to turn over my van and it wouldn't start? Also it was making a funny noise while turning the key. Is this the battery or alternater?"

Re: "If the noise is a clicking noise you probably have a weak battery or a dirty/loose connection going to the battery, starter or ground. Start by cleaning and tightening all the connections associated with the starting system."

:D
 

Lamp

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Having to wait until Jan for Spartacus season 2
 

CorNokZ

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Having to wait until April for Game of Thrones season 2 :eek:
 

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Having to shower twice in a day cause it's TOO DAMN HOT.

:flame:Hot, you don't know the meaning of the word hot! Try 44-49 degrees C, UAE thruought August!!!:flame:

And it was freaking Hamadam so no drinking or eating in public.
 

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Psht I'm sure you'll adapt over there! Just as we start getting used to the 4 days of sun a year we get over here it fucks off back to miserable overcast crap :p
 

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Pah! None of you know the meaning of hot. Try accidentally slapping your willy under the grill for 15 minutes (rotating frequently so it cooks on all sides)
 

CorNokZ

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Music in porn

Being forced to watch the dude's cum face as you are about to reach climax yourself totally ruining it

Guys who wear socks/shoes in porn

"FREE PORN!!" yeah, if email is provided

When girls over-fakes orgasms in porn

When men do it and your are forced to watch them close their eyes, tilt their heads backwards and opening the mouth while moaning hysterically like they just had a religious opephany that would make Jesus look like the black sheep of the family

Oh and Kahland..
 

CorNokZ

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Neighbours start fucking in the middle of the night waking you up when you have an important presentation tomorrow at 8o'clock..
 

CorNokZ

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I just had a wank before going to sleep, so wasnt really feeling it..
 

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