*puke* sick Pies

[S-Gray]

I just had a Meat and Potato Pie from Sayers and i bit into it and something was chewy...

I picked out the chewy part and it looked like a fucking huge vein, or artery (sp), i feel sick.. and it has definatly put me off Sayers Pies/M&P Pies for good..

It was a big pipe with 3holes in it something like a tube

 

[old.Kez]

cawk.

 

[Tom]

Its only a bit of offal. Get it down ya lad.

 

[Testin da Cable]

what doesn't kill you makes you fat

 

[Damini]

Scan it.

Post it here.

 

[Tenko]

mate

What you need to do is stick it in a plastic bag and send it, with a polite letter to sawyers expressing your concern with the contents of the pie, and that you have taken photo's of it and are wondering whether it is something the enviromental health need to know about.

Hopefully they'll send you loads of dosh (but not more pies, don't think you really want that).

Once they have sent you the dosh, send the photo's plus copies of any corespondance to the relevant authorities from where the pie was made.

 

[mank!]

I just had fish fingers and they had fish in them although not much really I don't know how they get away with calling them fish fingers because there's not really much fish in there and it's supposed to be cod so why don't they call them cod fingers and why fingers because they don't really resemble fingers and fish don't have fingers anyway I think waitrose fish fingers (sic) are nicer than birdseye though but nothing beats a proper bit of cod from a reputable fish and chip shop but it annoys me because you have to like pick out the bones and stuff and frankly I can't be arsed with doing that but I still like fish fingers I also quite like fish cakes from waitrose they do a haddock one and a cod one both of which are really quite yummy to be honest in my opinion but anyway not everyone likes fish unfortunately I don't usually although prawns are great I had prawn cocktail baguette for lunch today which rocked I got some fresh bread from the Co-Op who are not capitalists but loaded nevertheless and some prawn mayonaise filling and just whacked it in there it was quite nice I remember although that said I'm pissed off because tesco's are refitting the entire shop and they're currently redoing the bakery so there's no fresh bread it's all come in on a lorry from some smelly dogfart gayface place which sucks because their baguettes are shit and not up to the usual uber-fresh standard and I'm not keen on pie either.

 

[S-Gray]

http://www.gray.barrysworld.net/thing.jpg

Took a bit of positioning to get it like that

 

[mank!]

That made me feel like vomitting for some reason.

 

[Testin da Cable]

:uhoh:

 

[S-Gray]

how do you think i feel then :/

 

[Clowneh!]

was it that big?

 

[old.Fweddy]

My sister once bit into a scotch egg to find a dead chick in it. That was pretty sickening.

 

[S-Gray]

Nah, its about the size of my second bone on my Pinky finger

 

[mank!]

Originally posted by old.Fweddy
My sister once bit into a scotch egg to find a dead chick in it. That was pretty sickening.

I'm just going to gouge my eyes out, vomit my insides out and scour my brain with a rusty brillo pad.

 

[mank!]

Originally posted by Super_Gray[SG]
Pinky finger

RFRROFLR!!!1 GRAY STILL CALS IT A PINKY LOL


(Can anyone tell how monumentally bored I am?)

 

[nath]

It looks like a foreskin :\

edit: I call it a pinky.

AND I could beat you up.

So what of it?

 

[Testin da Cable]

I looked at it for about 30 ms. I can't even remember what it looked like. just the memory of something vaguely grey

 

[Tom]

Good god its just a piece of offal. Its not going to hurt you, it won't make you sick, if you don't believe me give it to your dog.

The pie company would laugh their heads off. The meat in pies is the cheapest of the cheap, not much better than cat food.

 

[Testin da Cable]

ugh, be still my beating heart :/

 

[Trancor]

You get meat from animals, animals have veins and blood. What a surprise that it was in a MEAT pie. Wimp. Eat it quick.

 

[Clowneh!]

Originally posted by old.Fweddy
My sister once bit into a scotch egg to find a dead chick in it. That was pretty sickening.

thats some sort of delicacy in the far east... half formed duck chicks in the raw egg.. and they swallow it down.

my dad tried it

 

[-fus-]

Who ate all the pies? :|

 

[S-Gray]

Originally posted by Tom[SHOTTEH]
Good god its just a piece of offal. Its not going to hurt you, it won't make you sick, if you don't believe me give it to your dog.

Yeah but isnt the Pie actually meant for humans not dogs?.. Plus it makes me sick, just by the sight of the thing plus it tasted friggin horrid when i bit into it...

/Never again...

 

[mookie]

what the fuck gray? you live in widnes yes? you have the priviledge of the only Pimbletts pie shop outside of St. Helens! damn good pies and pasties, made with the finest quality meat, not the cheapest in the world, but thats the price you pay for quality.
IIRC, its in that little shopping centre near Morrisons and JJB. but its been a while since i've been to widnes and i could be wrong.

 

[leggy]

lmfao @ thing.jpg


And Tom fo, stop telling people to eat processed cow rectums.

They are edible but you wouldn't want to tongue a cows arse would you?

 

[Embattle]

I had a Cream Egg that had red ants in it once uke:

 

[leggy]

Originally posted by Embattle
I had a Cream Egg that had red ants in it once uke:

omg nice

Stop boasting btw

 

[7th]

I bought some mince and onion pies from the local tescos, as my favourite brand of mince and onion pies weren't in stock.

upon getting home and cooking the fuckers, WHAT SHOULD I FIND SITTING INSIDE MY MINCE AND ONION PIES?!

fucking peas and carrots.

bitter and upset, 7th

 

[leggy]

I bought a big mac once and found fucking beef inside it.

I mean honestly. Naturally, I demanded a refund.