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Tom
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If you wanna see some funny puke stuff, watch that steve coogan film
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-adz-
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This always brings up the question....
Can humans actually digest carrots
Can humans actually digest carrots
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doh_boy
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<boring twat>
Its actually the lining of the gut.
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bodhi
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I puked on the 9th green of my golf club on Captain's Day.
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kryt
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Only time and place of * big puke * was a couple of year ago, England v Germany was being watched down the local (we beat them 1 - 0 , cant remember when or what for )
Got absolutely plastered, no memory whatsoever of any event after the final whistle.
Woke up next morning in a puddle of my own puke : lots and lots of it. Whole bed was covered.
In hangover induced thoughtlessness, one decided to remove the mess with the dyson. Good plan i thought, got rid of all the mess, although the smell stayed for a good couple of months in varying degree's of strength.
However, the hoover, to this day, still smells of puke. The bucket thing has been bleached, disinfected, left to soak for an entire week, all the filters have been changed, the host soaked through : yet every time to this day, hoovering the house releases the same smell that reminds me of waking up that morning :|
Got absolutely plastered, no memory whatsoever of any event after the final whistle.
Woke up next morning in a puddle of my own puke : lots and lots of it. Whole bed was covered.
In hangover induced thoughtlessness, one decided to remove the mess with the dyson. Good plan i thought, got rid of all the mess, although the smell stayed for a good couple of months in varying degree's of strength.
However, the hoover, to this day, still smells of puke. The bucket thing has been bleached, disinfected, left to soak for an entire week, all the filters have been changed, the host soaked through : yet every time to this day, hoovering the house releases the same smell that reminds me of waking up that morning :|
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kryt
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Btw : Billing aquadrome, PR : Where abouts are you?
< northampton lad :|
< northampton lad :|
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I almost wet myself about 5 minutes ago
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Shocko
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Finally, after a few days break another good puke story. More please, more detailed stories about puke!
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Skyler
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Only ever been sick about 5 - 7 times, and they were all in buckets/toilet but once was the floor I believe.
I am healthy what can I say
I am healthy what can I say
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PR.
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<- Points at location
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Chalky's_Wife
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Last year I decided that eldest and middle daughter were responsible enough to be left on their own at home during an inset day from Secondary school while I was at work. Half past nine get frantic call from middle daughter " Mum, ***'s been sick everywhere and now she wont wake up!"................Oh shit, panic, scream the mile home at hundred miles an hour. Visions of various calamitous situations developing in my head, screech to a halt, tear up the garden path open the door......................to be greeted by the stench of puke, alcohol and apples?!
Run upstairs past distaught middle daughter to find neighbour with eldest, all floppy and decorated with bits of yuck and reeking- boy you've never smelt anything so revolting. Go hysterical, phone hospital for advise, scream at semi conscious daughter to find out what had been going on, try to calm middle daughter down and apologise, all at the same time, to neighbour who by this time had daughter in a bath.
After a trip to the local casualty to check she was ok we found out that she'd invited her mates round who thought it would be a good idea if she mixed half a litre of brandy, two thirds of a bottle of bacardi (3 yrs old!) and apple squash- oh yes don't forget maltesers and downed it- ffs I'd only been out of the house for quarter of an hour. Well needless to say she knows better now but the worst thing was we had figured she should have the mother of all hangovers and that would teach her a lesson but the jammy cow was chirpy as usual the next day.
Thing is though Chalky and I rarely drink so there's always bottles about that we've been given and some have been sitting in the kitchen for four years and not once before or since have the girls touched them!
Run upstairs past distaught middle daughter to find neighbour with eldest, all floppy and decorated with bits of yuck and reeking- boy you've never smelt anything so revolting. Go hysterical, phone hospital for advise, scream at semi conscious daughter to find out what had been going on, try to calm middle daughter down and apologise, all at the same time, to neighbour who by this time had daughter in a bath.
After a trip to the local casualty to check she was ok we found out that she'd invited her mates round who thought it would be a good idea if she mixed half a litre of brandy, two thirds of a bottle of bacardi (3 yrs old!) and apple squash- oh yes don't forget maltesers and downed it- ffs I'd only been out of the house for quarter of an hour. Well needless to say she knows better now but the worst thing was we had figured she should have the mother of all hangovers and that would teach her a lesson but the jammy cow was chirpy as usual the next day.
Thing is though Chalky and I rarely drink so there's always bottles about that we've been given and some have been sitting in the kitchen for four years and not once before or since have the girls touched them!
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tris-
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one i was shitting AND thorwing purple puke up into the sink infront of me at the same time. so when i finished i crawled onto my mates bed and he looked in the bathroom and shouted " **** come clean this shit out the sink" and i shouted "argh i cant move" then i blacked out and woke up again when he pushed me onto the floor so he could goto bed.
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kryt
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furry muff, PR : im actually a bit nearer than northampton : rushden, cycling distance from bedford :>
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Lester
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Re: Re: OMFG look at the puke!!!1111
Actually, I've mentioned this in a coupla other threads and it's completely untrue. I just wondered when anyone would ever notice, ,so well done for asking
I did fart when I came during my first ever blow job, but that's another story.
It was really loud too, and what's worse, was never mentioned again (which is the sign of a truly embarassing moment)
Actually, I've mentioned this in a coupla other threads and it's completely untrue. I just wondered when anyone would ever notice, ,so well done for asking
I did fart when I came during my first ever blow job, but that's another story.
It was really loud too, and what's worse, was never mentioned again (which is the sign of a truly embarassing moment)
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Chalky's_Wife
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Just remembered (bit hammered and knackered last night) Eldest daughter was very sick copiously round the house but get this not in her bed, or the bathroom where the floor is easy to clean, but all over chalky and my bed, and then all over youngest daughters bed- totally left her bed alone- Bitch!!
P.S. I do love her really
P.S. I do love her really
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Damini
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Was she just running from room to room, puking? How did she manage this?
(Try tying her up next time she's looking green)
(Try tying her up next time she's looking green)
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Chalky's_Wife
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Apparently she lay on our bed, threw up all over it then plodded into their bedroom, couldn't climb on top bunk to her bed so crashed on her sisters bed and threw up again! Then with all hell breaking loose and with everyone stripping bedding it just managed to get everywhere. All Chalky could say when we finally got home and the house cleaned up was "should have let the dog clear it up!" how gross are men sometimes?
Still as I say she hasn't done it again and I think her sisters got such a shock that they wont try it for themselves ( thank goodness- I did worry that I had another two sessions to go through!)
Still as I say she hasn't done it again and I think her sisters got such a shock that they wont try it for themselves ( thank goodness- I did worry that I had another two sessions to go through!)
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I was a little tipsy last night... <ahem> and out with some friends... one of said friends came back to mine and we sat watching tele... she looked at me and said "may I have a bucket please" I ran to get the washing up bowl... she vommed for about an hour before going to bed. I was fine.. bit pissed but ok, until I started to clear up... there is nothing like clearing up someone elses vom to make you start.... Very pissed girl managed to get it in the bucket all night... not so vey pissed boy managed to spray it everywhere
Its nights like that whrn I think that me and drinking dont mix ....
Its nights like that whrn I think that me and drinking dont mix ....
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Well for silly pisshed holidays nothing beats watching all the 16 yr olds in Ibiza, etc.
Once in this club some lad was holding onto the big long urinal, puking into it. Stringy noodles everywhere. He had blocked the plugs, so it'd filled up with piss and puke and was just starting to over-flow. Funny thing is his head was half in all the piss
Peeing on him was even funnier
(he was totally out-of-it)
Once in this club some lad was holding onto the big long urinal, puking into it. Stringy noodles everywhere. He had blocked the plugs, so it'd filled up with piss and puke and was just starting to over-flow. Funny thing is his head was half in all the piss
Peeing on him was even funnier
(he was totally out-of-it)