I feel a bit sick.

[granny]

Originally posted by ~YuckFou~
She comes in to the living room, "have I got shit on my face?", I was crying.

LOL!"!! Choked with laughter at that one

 

[Testin da Cable]

oh dear



throd: glad he's ok now

 

[S-Gray]

i should be feeling sick right about now thanks to you lot...

but im suprising laughing..

 

[legendario]

Originally posted by Super_Gray[SG]
but im suprising laughing..

Brought back old memories?

 

[S-Gray]

I know...

Not done it in a while...

 

[mank!]

Originally posted by ~YuckFou~
I'll get shot if Mrs Yuck sees this.


Last night our cat was eager to have a shit, but his litter needed cleaning out. So Mrs is scooping, but the cat is desparate, he climbs in to the litter while Mrs is still scooping. Mrs thought this was funny, but the cat has the splatters, Mrs cops it.
She comes in to the living room, "have I got shit on my face?", I was crying.

Fucking LOL. I can just imagine your response.

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by ~Lazarus~


Heh,

Reminds me of the time when we had a kitten.

Had ice cream and fed some to the kitten (as well as out friends 6 month old daughter).

Well, for the little girl, the shits were all the way up her back and down her legs (nappy just couldnt contain it). She could have shit through the gap in Sister Theresa's legs!

Managed to get her cleaned up and shipped out home. Got changed for bed and thought I would have a last blast on the PC. PC was setup in the kitchen, as was the cats litter tray. Playing the PC and thot "this place STINKS of SHIT". Looks down and surprisingly the cat litter tray is empty.

Looks to find the cat and sees it sitting on its ARSE dragging itself all over the kitchen floor leaving shitty streaks over the kitchen linoleum.

Had plenty of fun cleaning that one up

funn3h kitty

 

[ECA]

fucking lol at yuck tbh, I did actually laugh out loud.

:-]

 

[wolfeeh]

lol

i cried yuck

am i the only person who has a vaguely sensible dog? while she LOVES chocolate and biscuits and indeed anything vaguely edible... you can put some non-doggy food in front of her on the floor and she will stare at it for HOURS if necessary... but will not eat it until you tell her she can... but doggy food she'll just eat straight away no questions asked. weird animal.

 

[.cage]

you fat twat

 

[Pippa666]

Sat reading this whilst eating lunch, didnt make me uke: just made me lmao