Popping the Cherry

Shadoo

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Mine was a few days ago didnt last long and we only had about 20mins before my mum came home,

it was like a comedy sketch, i just slid upto her on the bed and said " well what you wanna do?" the reply was " i dunno what you wanna do" and then ensue much embarrasing time inbetween.

feels wierd spilling this on an internet forum when i aint told any of my RL mates
 

Huntingtons

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my real first time (had a few tries but girls are so rejecting!) was behind a bush pissed @ a traveling amusementpark, no proctection so i was about to commit suicide when the thought hit me that she could be pregnant - even more so when i told her a week later that i could have knocked her up, she freaked to say the least (14 year old +/- we arent really experienced i had no idea about period had anything to do with it etc.)
 

Calaen

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I remember getting a wank of this chick she was so fucking eager she tore my banjo string :-( was pissing blood for ages. Couldnt even sustain a hard on either which was balls!!
 

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Shadoo said:
Mine was a few days ago didnt last long and we only had about 20mins before my mum came home,

it was like a comedy sketch, i just slid upto her on the bed and said " well what you wanna do?" the reply was " i dunno what you wanna do" and then ensue much embarrasing time inbetween.

feels wierd spilling this on an internet forum when i aint told any of my RL mates
You have to tell your irl mates, it doesn't work like that :( all of my irl mates knew with in the day its the same with all of us. even its not your first time, maybe were just perverts :eek7:
 

tris-

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lol same here too.

came back off holiday and people i hadnt spoken to for months were asking about it. god knows how they found out :/
 

Bugz

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Mey said:
Its because you haven't alollol!

Follow on discussion - why is the fact someone hasn't lost their virginity used as an insult?

I hear it all the time in my school 'ahaha, ur a frigid virgin mate' to some wannabe cool dude or whateva.
 

Mikah75

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:p who cares if you're a virgin
and call them people at school morons, as they obviously dont even know what frigid means
 

Raven

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wind your neck in bugz, he was joking.
 

Seakul

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Samaroon|Terracotta said:
Hah loads of my 'close' real life mates don't know i've lost my virginity yet! :<
It did take you a while I heard, 40 :<
 

haarewin

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not going into details but backseat of a car and it was uncomfortable to say the least. im not a contortionist.
 

Blackjack

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Drunk as fuck and it wasn't really that impressive. Started out good (after the initial drunken fumbling to actually get it lodged in there)... after a little while i made the noob mistake of getting too excited :D i speeded everything up, had her starting to moan louder, which was waaay too much for my noob stamina too handle, SPLOOSH.
No hour long monster fuck for my first time :p
Being a good fuck is all practice :p It's in a mans nature to get in, get off and get out as fast as possible so we dont get jumped by sabertooth tigers or clubbed from behind by the big hairy guy from the cave next to yours. We have to practice not to just dump our load and leg it, you see masturbation is not just a stress relief/pressure removal tool it's also control practice. So woman if you catch your man practicing don't get angry or sad because you think you are not giving him all he wants. He is wanking for you later pleasure!
 

Zegas

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Heh some funny stories :p

Mine was at a party, two friend's dad's owned a business and was moving it down south, was incredibly drunk, was 15 and both the friends who's dads was moving were 16 and female, i'd had a bit of stuff with one of them before. Got with one of them twice and the other once in that night, God knows how as it was summer and boiling hot, just remember waking up in the morning naked and very hot in a room full of girls (loads of them stayed over). I was embarrased to say the least when I couldn't find my clothes for ages >_<

God forbid any of them got up the duff xD Good thing is, I haven't seen or heard from either since that day :p I'm 20 now so :x
 

Calaen

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that could mean you have a 3 y/o wandering around :p
 

Amildin

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Calaen said:
that could mean you have a 3 y/o wandering around :p

Maths ftw?

20 - 15 + 9 months , his kid is 4 at least.

Does ejaculating when i dinged 50 count? :(
 

Amildin

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Gamah said:

Then I have a funny story, it hit the screen. And i had to buy a new keyboard, but i didnt care, because i was finally a man!
 

soze

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First time was in a toilet at my old school did it cos all my mates had and have always regreted it, its was crap and it smelled bad.
 

Amildin

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Gamah said:
I think you went in the wrong hole then...

I was wondering whether there was actually another person involved :(
 

old.Tohtori

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soze said:
First time was in a toilet at my old school did it cos all my mates had

No. You did it 'cause you got some :sex:

That's it.

Not like you decided "Hmm, i'll have sex now.", grab a chick and dip the dick.
 

Yejorah

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Blackjack said:
It's in a mans nature to get in, get off and get out as fast as possible so we dont get jumped by sabertooth tigers

funniest thing ive ever heard xD

that is my excuse from now on.
 

soze

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old.Tohtori said:
No. You did it 'cause you got some :sex:

That's it.

Not like you decided "Hmm, i'll have sex now.", grab a chick and dip the dick.

no not totally but befor all my mates started shagging thier birds it was not always on my mind but once they did i had to start trying harder ;)

Gamah said:
I think you went in the wrong hole then...

owned :(
 

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