Popping the Cherry

[Hansmoleman]

what she said
this philosophy works, but when its TOO small... it just doesnt

google micropenis... :S

not at work obviously..

 

[Mikah75]

i'd rather not ty

 

[Vladamir]

google micropenis... :S

not at work obviously..

LOL. That is vile

 

[Mikah75]

LOL. That is vile

your micropenis? or the google
har har harrrr xD

 

[lilmissnaughty]

well its a bit like food dont wanna have too little or too much.

micropenis could lead to ya being asked the dreaded 'is it in yet' an long dong silver may have trouble getting a girl to give em head(without chokin to death) or findin a girl that can actually accomodate all of ya (hittin the cervix is painful n few women like it-could result in a slap).

 

[CorNokZ]

that long ago can't rember nvm could'nt of been that good

LoL Pip, are you older than 12? :x

 

[pip]

well its a bit like food dont wanna have too little or too much.

micropenis could lead to ya being asked the dreaded 'is it in yet' an long dong silver may have trouble getting a girl to give em head(without chokin to death) or findin a girl that can actually accomodate all of ya (hittin the cervix is painful n few women like it-could result in a slap).

I get that prob

 

[pip]

LoL Pip, are you older than 12? :x

nah not yet pop me cherry when i was 1

 

[old.Tohtori]

Wondered a long time how i should contribute to this thread...so decided on this...

 

[CorNokZ]

nah not yet pop me cherry when i was 1

Raping sux

 

[pip]

Raping sux

She didn't

 

[CorNokZ]

She didn't

Omg you did?! Such a little monster

 

[Eeben]

Its what you do with it that counts

its not the size but the sounds it makes when it hits the floor

 

[Shagrat]

First time for me was when I was about 15 yo (20years ago now ). One of my sisters mates was sleeping over (she was 14).

We were all watching Salems Lot in my sisters bedroom, sister in her bed me and her mate in sleeping bags on the floor. My sister fell asleep and her mate pulled the old "this is scary" line. didnt want to look a gift horse in the mouth so I put my arm around and this led to very quiet sex on my sisters bedroom floor while some vampiric kid was scratching at a 2nd story window on the tv.......scared shitless the next day because I didnt use a condom.


could have been worse i suppose

 

[Bugz]

First time for me was when I was about 15 yo (20years ago now ). One of my sisters mates was sleeping over (she was 14).

We were all watching Salems Lot in my sisters bedroom, sister in her bed me and her mate in sleeping bags on the floor. My sister fell asleep and her mate pulled the old "this is scary" line. didnt want to look a gift horse in the mouth so I put my arm around and this led to very quiet sex on my sisters bedroom floor while some vampiric kid was scratching at a 2nd story window on the tv.......scared shitless the next day because I didnt use a condom.


could have been worse i suppose

'this is scary' line turned into sex?

Lucky dude

 

[Hansmoleman]

'this is scary' line turned into sex?

Lucky dude

imo its not very lucky having sex when you are on the floor near your sleeping sister

 

[CorNokZ]

imo its not very lucky having sex when you are on the floor near your sleeping sister

No it's just hawt ;D

 

[Hansmoleman]

No it's just hawt ;D

i hope you are an only child without access to chloroform

 

[Vladamir]

'this is scary' line turned into sex?

Lucky dude

"Help me Shagrat, there's something scary stuck between my legs and you can only reach it with your penis, please help!"

Well at 15 and with your sister sleeping within feet of you i'd be scared

 

[Bugz]

"Help me Shagrat, there's something scary stuck between my legs and you can only reach it with your penis, please help!"

Well at 15 and with your sister sleeping within feet of you i'd be scared

The thrill of being caught makes it even better

 

[Thadius]

The thrill of being caught makes it even better

Hmm, moaning could be permitted, sister might just think its the movie!

 

[Huntingtons]

'this is scary' line turned into sex?

Lucky dude

it seldom works when you show them you goatse skills :/

the scary part have worked with lesser bases, 2nd base as far as i've gotten while watching horror flix!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Hmm, moaning could be permitted, sister might just think its the movie!

Also the screams coming from the girl when she sees Shagrats Shaggymonster is quite allright.

"What in gods green earth is that thing?! A lovechild of carrottop and a screwdriver?!?!"

 

[Huntingtons]

@ penix size

i have a huge penix! on my wall wonder who owns it cant be any in here HAHAHAH! or wait, its probably good its nobody from OT tbh

 

[Bugz]

I got some love during gimme gimme gimme tbh

Kinda like a scary film...