Hansmoleman
Fledgling Freddie
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as well as lots of lubeBugz said:Communications is the key
Popping the Cherry
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Huntingtons
Resident Freddy
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i lost my cat as well
Shadoo
Fledgling Freddie
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Mine was a few days ago didnt last long and we only had about 20mins before my mum came home,
it was like a comedy sketch, i just slid upto her on the bed and said " well what you wanna do?" the reply was " i dunno what you wanna do" and then ensue much embarrasing time inbetween.
feels wierd spilling this on an internet forum when i aint told any of my RL mates
it was like a comedy sketch, i just slid upto her on the bed and said " well what you wanna do?" the reply was " i dunno what you wanna do" and then ensue much embarrasing time inbetween.
feels wierd spilling this on an internet forum when i aint told any of my RL mates
Huntingtons
Resident Freddy
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my real first time (had a few tries but girls are so rejecting!) was behind a bush pissed @ a traveling amusementpark, no proctection so i was about to commit suicide when the thought hit me that she could be pregnant - even more so when i told her a week later that i could have knocked her up, she freaked to say the least (14 year old +/- we arent really experienced i had no idea about period had anything to do with it etc.)
Samaroon|Terracotta
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Hah loads of my 'close' real life mates don't know i've lost my virginity yet! :<
Samaroon|Terracotta
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Seakul said:
Yup, that's how im 16!
I age backwards! :<
Adlatus Hellbringer
Fledgling Freddie
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Samaroon|Terracotta said:Yup, that's how im 16!
omg rly?
Blackjack
Fledgling Freddie
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Drunk as fuck and it wasn't really that impressive. Started out good (after the initial drunken fumbling to actually get it lodged in there)... after a little while i made the noob mistake of getting too excited i speeded everything up, had her starting to moan louder, which was waaay too much for my noob stamina too handle, SPLOOSH.
No hour long monster fuck for my first time
Being a good fuck is all practice It's in a mans nature to get in, get off and get out as fast as possible so we dont get jumped by sabertooth tigers or clubbed from behind by the big hairy guy from the cave next to yours. We have to practice not to just dump our load and leg it, you see masturbation is not just a stress relief/pressure removal tool it's also control practice. So woman if you catch your man practicing don't get angry or sad because you think you are not giving him all he wants. He is wanking for you later pleasure!
i speeded everything up, had her starting to moan louder, which was waaay too much for my noob stamina too handle, SPLOOSH. No hour long monster fuck for my first time
Being a good fuck is all practice
It's in a mans nature to get in, get off and get out as fast as possible so we dont get jumped by sabertooth tigers or clubbed from behind by the big hairy guy from the cave next to yours. We have to practice not to just dump our load and leg it, you see masturbation is not just a stress relief/pressure removal tool it's also control practice. So woman if you catch your man practicing don't get angry or sad because you think you are not giving him all he wants. He is wanking for you later pleasure!Heh some funny stories
Mine was at a party, two friend's dad's owned a business and was moving it down south, was incredibly drunk, was 15 and both the friends who's dads was moving were 16 and female, i'd had a bit of stuff with one of them before. Got with one of them twice and the other once in that night, God knows how as it was summer and boiling hot, just remember waking up in the morning naked and very hot in a room full of girls (loads of them stayed over). I was embarrased to say the least when I couldn't find my clothes for ages >_<
God forbid any of them got up the duff xD Good thing is, I haven't seen or heard from either since that day I'm 20 now so :x
Mine was at a party, two friend's dad's owned a business and was moving it down south, was incredibly drunk, was 15 and both the friends who's dads was moving were 16 and female, i'd had a bit of stuff with one of them before. Got with one of them twice and the other once in that night, God knows how as it was summer and boiling hot, just remember waking up in the morning naked and very hot in a room full of girls (loads of them stayed over). I was embarrased to say the least when I couldn't find my clothes for ages >_<
God forbid any of them got up the duff xD Good thing is, I haven't seen or heard from either since that day
I'm 20 now so :x
old.Tohtori
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soze said:
No. You did it 'cause you got some
That's it.
Not like you decided "Hmm, i'll have sex now.", grab a chick and dip the dick.
soze
I am a FH squatter
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old.Tohtori said:No. You did it 'cause you got some
That's it.
Not like you decided "Hmm, i'll have sex now.", grab a chick and dip the dick.
no not totally but befor all my mates started shagging thier birds it was not always on my mind but once they did i had to start trying harder
Gamah said:
owned