Popping the Cherry

[[NO]Subedai]

Inconsistant thrusting, quite alot of alocohol, good fun but diffrent to what i thought. i imagined it to be like a 10times more powerful wank, cept its generally harder to cum from sex, if when a virgin atlest as the technique is lacking i have to confess i had sex on and off constant for about 14hours the day i lost it, by the end of it my knob was completely raw.

 

[Nosufer]

Drunk with one of the best looking girls in my school, i was 16 and she was 14, she was sexually active and basically raped me behind this factory. I was shitting myself, if any of you have seen shameless she was Shelia and i was Frank.

 

[Gamah]

LOL in a fire. wtf :\

grats to whoever hacked my FH acc :\

Oh rly!?!

 

[Gamah]

Sex is like squash, you both work hard for 20 minuetes, work up a sweat and have fun..but in the end you just hope nobody gets hit in the eye.

 

[Vladamir]

Drunk with one of the best looking girls in my school, i was 16 and she was 14, she was sexually active and basically raped me behind this factory. I was shitting myself, if any of you have seen shameless she was Shelia and i was Frank.

Lol!

 

[Ezteq]

there turned out t be a policeman peering over the wall at me and the chap when we did the deed.

 

[Bugz]

You will never get laid Bugz!

Lies!

 

[lilmissnaughty]

bah a thread with the potential for a vulgar yet amusing sex story an i have nowt to tell.
my first time nowt funny happened.
i feel so left out now.

 

[CorNokZ]

Bah, my first time wasn't funny at all..

Alot of alcohol, home at her place, lots of work and eventually falling asleep on top of her :/

Had a few other funny ocations tho

 

[SFXman]

Snowboarding trip to Chamonix, France. Drunk so it wasn't as exciting. Another couple in the same room on another single bed just 2 meters away. Interesting atmosphere to be honest.

 

[Phooka]

I was 19 and my GF at the time was 15.... She was lying on the bed in some semi sexeh pose and said; Prudent, Mr. Bond?

 

[DocWolfe]

illegal sex!

 

[Phooka]

illegal sex!

YEAH SHE RAPED MEH!!!!

 

[Shadoo]

I have a masterbatory injury

 

[leviathane]

mine was under the affluence of incohol, mainly just remember waking up in the morning with sore knees, tv still on, and a visit from the beer monkey.

 

[WiZe^]

to fuck to drunk.. ehmm nvm

 

[pip]

that long ago can't rember nvm could'nt of been that good :england: :england: :england:

 

[Zegas]

Maths ftw?

20 - 15 + 9 months , his kid is 4 at least.

I bloody well don't have a kid! Atleast not one i'm willing to admit to being mine :touch:

 

[Naetha]

First ever encounter was when I was 14 and he was 16 at a friend's party. We ended up in this bed with 2 other couples getting it on, and I started giving him a hand job. After about 5 minutes I got really bored and my arm started to ache - he said something but I couldn't understand what it was, and so said to him I'm tired and turned over and went to sleep (was about 4am by this point and was very pissed). He stormed off calling me all sorts, and it was only later that I realised that what he was saying to me was "I'm coming, don't fucking stop!". I felt like such a n00b, but was funneh

When I actually lost my virginity was similar situation, but replace bed with other people in for holly bush behind my house. The guy was really really keen, and particularly well endowed, and I just remember thinking "omfg how the hell is that gonna fit?!" Needless to say, it was crap. He kept on wanting to do stuff like come in my mouth, up my arse, he wanted me to lick his balls etc etc, but all I wanted was for it to be over, cos it hurt like hell!

Second time was much better though

 

[Amildin]

I bloody well don't have a kid! Atleast not one i'm willing to admit to being mine :touch:

He will be going to school next year

:england:

 

[Mey]

First ever encounter was when I was 14 and he was 16 at a friend's party. We ended up in this bed with 2 other couples getting it on, and I started giving him a hand job. After about 5 minutes I got really bored and my arm started to ache - he said something but I couldn't understand what it was, and so said to him I'm tired and turned over and went to sleep (was about 4am by this point and was very pissed). He stormed off calling me all sorts, and it was only later that I realised that what he was saying to me was "I'm coming, don't fucking stop!". I felt like such a n00b, but was funneh

When I actually lost my virginity was similar situation, but replace bed with other people in for holly bush behind my house. The guy was really really keen, and particularly well endowed, and I just remember thinking "omfg how the hell is that gonna fit?!" Needless to say, it was crap. He kept on wanting to do stuff like come in my mouth, up my arse, he wanted me to lick his balls etc etc, but all I wanted was for it to be over, cos it hurt like hell!

Second time was much better though

So bigger isn't always better.. Noted.

 

[Vaas Harkonnen]

she told me to come but i was already there!





land hup hup hol!!!!

 

[Naetha]

So bigger isn't always better.. Noted.

Its what you do with it that counts

 

[leviathane]

ye but c'mon if a bloke had a micro penis, i don't think theres a woman in the world tht would say wow c'mon in big boy i can't wait for this session of sex xD

 

[Naetha]

ye but c'mon if a bloke had a micro penis, i don't think theres a woman in the world tht would say wow c'mon in big boy i can't wait for this session of sex xD

I could go into details, but I won't

As long as its not too small (dunno how small they get tbh, guessing less than 3-4" is small though) then you can still have a lot of fun

 

[Zegas]

He will be going to school next year

:england:

Damn that's not funny!

Infact, it's scary

 

[Amildin]

Damn that's not funny!

Infact, it's scary

Im sorry, called her to find out yet?

:england:

 

[Litmus]

Its what you do with it that counts

Its not the size of the nail that counts, its the size of the hammer you knock it in with that counts!

 

[Bugz]

Its not the size of the nail that counts, its the size of the hammer you knock it in with that counts!

So your gonna hammer your penis into her?

 

[Mikah75]

I could go into details, but I won't

As long as its not too small (dunno how small they get tbh, guessing less than 3-4" is small though) then you can still have a lot of fun

what she said
this philosophy works, but when its TOO small... it just doesnt